Dear Mortals

by jayan0706

The characters from PJO and Kane Chronicles send us fanfiction authors letters on their opinions about some of the stuff people are writing. Read on if you're not opposed to being threatened or dying of laughter.

8. Chapter 8

I had spare time after posting chapter 7, so I decided to write this one right after.

Dear Mortals,

What are you, a bunch of cretins? Sure, one of the boys I like was dying and the other one is the god of death, but that doesn't mean I like sons of death gods!

Okay, sure, maybe Nico looks a bit like Anubis. But I've had enough trouble with my love life now, so quit playing around with it. Or else.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Sincerely,

Sadie

I hope I didn't offend any Sadico fans there. *Ducks pie* Oh well….