Dear Mortals

by jayan0706

The characters from PJO and Kane Chronicles send us fanfiction authors letters on their opinions about some of the stuff people are writing. Read on if you're not opposed to being threatened or dying of laughter.

9. Chapter 9

My gods. This is like, the third chapter I posted today. Hope this makes you happy!

Dear Mortals,

Why, in 276 stories have I betrayed Percy!? (A/N: That was a made up number. Repeat: A MADE UP NUMBER. I have no idea whether or not it's true.)

I would never do that to him! Ever! I swear on Styx!

Honestly, I'm pretty offended right now. Correction: Very offended. I would NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER betray him!

So get that stupid idea out of your heads!

Sincerely,

Annabeth