Alex too froze, realizing what he had done. Do I like her? He immediately pushed away the thought as he pried away Michael, who was so thankful he didn't need to worry about dying tonight. He ignored Foxy, and spoke to Mike. "Hey Mike, you can change the robot's AI tomorrow. If you're bat crazy enough to make it 20 20 20 20, or scared to death to make i 0, be my guest." Mike could barely contain a grin. "Just not this one." Alex said, unconsciously rubbing Foxy's ear, which made her more that content to lean into it. She herself didn't even realise she liked it.
"You like her, don't you Alex." Mike said, barely containing a grin. Alex's face flushed red.
"Well of course I like her…" Alex fumbled with his words. "Why else would I have bought her?" Alex thought that was reason enough for Mike to be quiet. After all, he had almost gotten killed.
"Oh, you know what I mean…" Mike began, forming half a heart around Alex's head with his left hand, his other completing the shape around Foxy's head. Alex quickly dodged out of the hand-heart, barely managing to keep himself from sweating from embarrassment. Do I actually LIKE like her? Alex thought as Foxy snarled, while Mike was having the time of his life.
"Careful you don't laugh your head off, Mike. Neither me nor Foxy would be willing to put it back on." He then realized what Foxy was doing, and held her back as she lashed out at Mike with her hook. How dare he! She thought. How dare he embarrass Alex! She was bent on destroying the now cowering Mike. There was then a soft 'plop' noise and a horrible odor.
"Now now, Mike," Foxy stated. "You know the rules, no pooping on the floor, especially when you still have your pants on." Mike was more embarrassed than Alex, who was busy spraying the entirety of the office with lavender scented Febreeze. Looking at the viewscreen, Mike saw it was 6:05 A.M., and he bolted to the restroom, eager to escape the duo's equally-embarrassed stares.
As Mike cleaned up in the bathroom, wiping of all excess feces left over from his crap-your-pants-before-you-almost-die-experience, he began to think to himself. I can totally see those two hooked up in the near future, if not married by then. Hah! Alex marrying an animatronic that tried to kill me. He'd probably do it, if he wasn't so shy. Mike had given up being thankful for being saved. Now he was absolutely eager to do something else to the two 'lovebirds'. Besides, Mike thought. They both totally like each other. Mike walked back into the security room, where both of the duo stood awkwardly, not daring to look each other in the eyes. Oh, this is just too good. "SO." Mike said, making sure he was noticed. "Did you two make out or something while I was gone?" He put on a grin that would, if he had any beer, indicate he was drunk.
"No!" Foxy exclaimed. I wish…
"No." Alex half stated, half choked. "Too much lavender." He wheezed out the word lavender, making it sound like the word 'laughter'. As if to prove his point, Alex began coughing. "I'm using pumpkin Spice for big things like this, from now on. There apparently is such a thing as too much lavender." Alex was quick to change the subject. "Well we had better get going. Don't want for me to miss work."
"You still work?" Mike asked. He had thought 20 years in the air force with full retirement was enough.
"Hey, I'm still young, and I can work if I want to." Was all Alex said before he and Foxy left, leaving Mike all alone. Mike began shivering. He felt as if her was being watched. He turned around, and caught a very quick glimpse of what appeared to be a golden version of Freddy. He shivered. He hoped he was only hallucinating as he walked out the front door.
"So where do you work?" Foxy asked as Alex continued driving, making lefts and rights, stopping only at red lights.
"Auto Car." Was all he provided as he pulled into a high-maintenance employee car lot near a very impressive car-dealership/automotive repair. "I know, this place isn't the best, but it allows me to be able to repair you if something happens to go wrong. They allow employees to take scrap metal or parts at the end of the day."
"This place is huge!" Foxy exclaimed as she got out of the sports car. Alex merely nodded as he too, got out, and was approached by one of his co-workers. To say that his co-worker was a bit tipsy at the moment from beer at break time, would have been the understatement of the year.
"H-hey Alex! I see you broke out yer-" He paused, then belched loudly. "yer Mustang! You even got yerself a babe, too!" The man said, giving Foxy the up-down. "She's a bit furry though, don't ya think?" He burped again. Alex's ears were a fire-truck red.
"I didn't 'get myself a babe', Joe." Alex rolled his eyes while using air quotes. Joe stumbled up to him, and turned to face the enraged, and confused Foxy.
"Riiiiiiight!" Joe smirked. "You TOTALLY didn't. After all, why WOULD you break out yer mustang?" Joe said, not noticing the anger in Alex's eyes.
"Just run along, Joe. Find a taxi. I'll make sure the boss knows you've been drinking." Alex said, shoving off the intoxicated nuisance that waved good-bye. Alex then mumbled under his breath, "now maybe he'll fire you." Alex then began walking towards the front of the dealership, where his boss was waiting.
"Oh hello Alex. Have you seen Joe?" The boss said, command intertwined with his voice. He then spotted Foxy, who stood next to Alex. "And who have we here?"
Alex sighed. Bringing Foxy was a mistake. "Joe got drunk again, and took a Taxi home. Also, this is Foxy." Alex gestured to Foxy. "I bought her from the Fazbear Pizza establishment.
"Well i'll have to fire joe for-" YES! Alex's thoughts interrupted his from hearing the boss finish his sentence. "But isn't that Pizza place for kids? How'd you buy her?" His boss questioned.
"Isn't it obvious?" Foxy spoke, finally able to get a word in. "I be one of the robots from there!" The boss was flabberghasted.
"B-but don't those things k-kill the security guards?" He stuttered.
"Well not this one, but if someone does tick me off, or threaten me in any way, she gets a bit..." Alex tried to come up with a good word. "... riled up, so to speak."
Mustering as much dignity as he could, the boss spoke up. "W-well I suggest you take t-the day off. You know, to get settled with the robot." He stuttered, earning a snarl from Foxy.
"Was that yer plan, Alex? To get the day off?" Foxy said.
"No, not really. I wonder what's gotten into him." He said, as they headed towards home. Then Foxy said something that startled Alex as they pulled into the garage.
"Uh Alex? D-do ye love me?"
