Dear Mortals

by jayan0706

The characters from PJO and Kane Chronicles send us fanfiction authors letters on their opinions about some of the stuff people are writing. Read on if you're not opposed to being threatened or dying of laughter.

13. Chapter 13

Hi everybody! I just got back home from school and I was like, well I don't have much homework anyways, so I'm going to update! Yay!

Dear Mortals,

You mortals come up with the weirdest pairings. I mean Jercy? Seriously? Guys, he's my cousin. Well, not really since gods don't have DNA and he's Roman, but still.

M rated stories where the two of us love each other? Not cool guys, not cool.

Sincerely,

Percy

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