Dear Mortals

by jayan0706

The characters from PJO and Kane Chronicles send us fanfiction authors letters on their opinions about some of the stuff people are writing. Read on if you're not opposed to being threatened or dying of laughter.

14. Chapter 14

Hi everyone. I don't really know what to say now. I should probably be doing my homework, but whatever.

Dear Mortals,

I know this is going to shock you, but me and Waltare breaking up. We just both really think that this isn't going to work out. Besides, I think I really like Anubis better and since he's in Osiris's court and all, I get to see him at least sometimes. I think Walt and Jaz are going to date instead.

HA! If you fell for that, than you obviously forgot it was April Fools day. Gotta go prank more people now… *cough*Carter*cough*.

Ta-ta,

Sadie

And happy April Fools Day, everyone! I got pranked like, 10 times today… well, actually, that's a lie. I wrote this the day before April 1, so I would definitely have the chapter ready. but I actually might get pranked tomorrow. Or for you, that be today. Or maybe yesterday, if you're reading this on April 2.

Until next time! :D