Crazy trouble with love
Saber and Shirou
Series: Fate Stay Night
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Saber ran across the ground and swung her blade as Shirou blocked it with his own.
"Are you...getting tired?" Shirou asked as he saw Saber panting heavily. "Wanna take a break?"
"No." She said while panting. "I have to...train...you...master…."
"Which you can't do if you pass out from exhaustion, so I think you should sit down."
Saber pouted. "No I must-" she said before fainting.
Shirou sighed as he walked over and tried picking Saber up, but grunted as she felt heavier than he expected. He looked at her cheeks and poked them. 'Soft?' He thought before her armor burst out in the middle. "Didn't see that coming."
Shirou looked at Saber and pinched her cheek and blushed. 'Too soft...and cute..'
He shook his head before grunting as he carried her back inside.
As he did that Saber slowly opened her eyes and moved a little. "What happened? Did I...faint?"
"Yes you did." Shirou sweatdropped before Saber blushed. 'And your armor exploded near the waist.'
"Shirou? Am I...unfit to be your servant?" Saber said with a frown.
"Of course not, why would you even think that?"
"Because…" She couldn't think of an answer. 'Why am I unfit?'
Shirou sighed. "Want me to make dinner?"
"Yes please."
Shirou smiled. "Ok Saber just stay here and I will get the food." As he walked to the kitchen he saw Saber's body looking a little sexy before shaking his head.
Saber rubbed her cheeks and panicked feeling how soft and squishy they felt. Only to realize her armor was destroyed beyond repair as well as she started to mentally cry. 'I'm fat!'
"Saber!" Shirou called from the kitchin. "Rice or ramen?"
Saber sighed before replying. "Both, Shirou."
"Gotcha!"
Saber looked at her form and then at Shirou's location. 'Does Shirou like girls like this?'
(Two minutes later)
"Saber." Shirou called out. "Dinner is ready!"
"Coming." Saber got up and headed to the dining table. Only to find, four servings of food instead of one. "Shirou. Why this much food?"
"Oh. I thought you wanted something to eat after that spar." Shirou admitted with a blush. "Plus you were the one fainting on the ground."
Saber blushed being reminded as Shirou sat down and Taiga bolted into the room.
"Where's my picture of Shirou as a child?!" Taiga asked while looking through the cabinets. "I need it for a scrapbook!"
"I thought you'd come after I made dinner." spoke Shirou in mild surprise.
"Sorry! Too busy for food!" She said while looking around. "Gah! Where is it!?"
"Have you tried the bedroom?"
"Yes, even the bathrooms!" She panicked. "Help me Shirou!"
"Alright, I'll help." he replied standing up.
"Thank you Shirou!" She said hugging him while internally grinning. 'And thank you Saber for sacrificing your body to eat my food.'
Saber watched as the two ran off and looked at the food. 'Maybe one bite won't hurt.' She thought before eating it.
(A few seconds later)
Saber laid on the ground as all four servings were devoured and left to the table. 'I can't believe I actually ate all that.'
"Saber-" Shirou said before blushing at Saber's form lying on the ground. "Need a blanket?"
"Yes master." she spoke with embarrassment.
Shirou nodded before grabbing a blanket and placing it on Saber before laying down inside the blanket besides her. "Is this ok Saber?"
"W-Why are you under here too?" she asked with a blush.
"Because I thought you would like it." He smiled. "So if you need anything just nudge me ok Saber."
Saber blushed as she hugged him close. 'Shirou.'
Shirou felt her larger body was warmer and hugged her back and nuzzled against her.
Saber smiled as she went to sleep with one thought in her mind. 'Shirou loves me no matter what size?'
(One month later)
"Shirou!" Saber panted while getting out of bed. "Can you help? I need you to...hug me?"
"Sure thing."
Saber smiled as Shirou hugged her tight before letting go and letting her test the scales. Only for her to scream as it read 600 Lbs. "I'M FAT!" 'Now how will I protect Shirou?!'
"You alright Saber?"
Saber looked at him with sad eyes. "I...I failed you Shirou….I'm an ugly cow." She looked at the ground before being hugged by Shirou. "Shirou?"
"No you're not Saber."
Saber looked down. "But this body-"
"Isn't bad in the slightest."
Saber looked at him and saw the sincerness in his eyes. "You...you like this Shirou?"
"Well it makes you…" He blushed. "Even more cute."
"Wait, you mean….you like big women?" she blushed.
"Yes." Shirou blushed. "I like big women and…" He kissed Saber's cheek. "You, Artoria Pendragon."
She blushed and found her master started to trail his hands over her sides.
"Soft but cute, just like you." Shirou smiled while rubbing each of her sides gently. "Are you feeling relaxed?"
"Y-Yes." she admitted.
"Well." He smiled before putting his head to her gut. "I always feel relaxed with you Saber."
'I can't believe master actually finds me attractive like this.'
Shirou looked up at Saber and grinned. "Want me to help you get out of those clothes?"
"M-Master! A-Are you sure?"
"Yes." Shirou said while serious. "I want to see all of your extremely cute body."
"Shirou…" She blushed while nodding yes.
Shirou smiled before getting up and slowly took off her shirt and then her pants as her naked body was revealed as he got a boner. 'So beautiful.'
Saber blushed and noticed the bulge her master was sporting.
Shirou proceeded to take his shirt and pants off as well as Saber blushed red from the hot body he was showing along with Shirou having a very cute picture of herself on the boxers. "Like it Saber? Taiga made it for me, just for you to see."
"Y-Yes." Saber blushed as Shirou walked towards her and started to lay on her stomach. She felt their chest rub against each other and could feel his bulge touch against her belly.
"Saber." Shirou smiled. "Do you want me to go on? Since I don't want to-"
"It's fine master, go ahead."
Shirou nodded before sucking on her right nipple as his left hand started to grope Saber's breast, which caused the boner in his boxers to get bigger as it hit her stomach, causing her to moan.
'He's so big.'
"Saber." Shirou said while looking up. "You're so cute when you moan." He then continued to suck her nipple with eagerness.
"AH!" she gasped out with a moan.
Shirou felt like he was in heaven as he started to suck on the other nipple while groping the now wet right breast. 'Saber. You're so sexy.'
"AH~ Shirou~" Saber moaned while feeling her snatch getting wet. 'I got wet from getting my breasts sucked on?'
Shirou pulled back. "Let me get out of this." he reached down and started taking his boxers off.
Saber blushed as she saw Shirou's cock in front of her. "You're so big Shirou! Bigger than Caliburn!"
"Thanks." he grinned at the praise.
"So you're going to…" Saber blushed. "Fuck me and this flabby form?"
Shirou nodded. "If you are fine with getting fucked in the anus first?"
"Why that first?"
"No idea. Taiga mentioned that in her sleep." He admitted. "Something about chains and cats on a train."
Saber sweatdrop.
"Yea and Taiga also mentioned that she loves you like a second daughter." Shirou blushed while moving closer to Saber as his cock got harder from the sight of her cute face. 'Too adorable.' "Saber...want me to move you a little?"
Saber nodded as Shirou moved her a little on to her back to reveal her wet snatch.
"I can't way to get inside." he whispered with lust.
Saber blushed as Shirou started licking her snatch. She let out a moan as he groped her breasts at the same time.
Shirou increased the assault as Saber moaned louder with each grope and lick, until she started to cum a little. The male noticed and made sure to lick up any of the juices as he started to push his tongue inside her snatch.
"Mmmm~" Saber moaned before feeling Shirou's tongue disappear and replaced with a slowly painful feeling in her folds. "AH!"
"God. It's so tight!" Shirou grunted as he pushed his staff into her before he felt a thick liquid dripping from her pussy and flowing onto his dick. "S-Saber...are you ok!?"
She bit her lip to muffle the cry of pain and nodded.
"W-Well if you want me-" he panicked before getting a response from a glaring Saber.
"Don't take it out."
Shirou nodded before blushing. "But...I don't want to hurt you Saber…chan…"
"Just give me some time….to adjust."
Shirou nodded. "Saber, have you ever...had a lov-" This earned him another glare.
"I never had a lover, not as King or before I met you, Shirou." She said while feeling the pain subside. "Now grant me one wish."
"What?"
Saber blushed wildly. "Make me your….girlfriend and eventual wife."
Shirou blushed at the request and nodded frantically.
"Then," Saber smiled while getting wet again. "Plow me into next year~"
Shirou nodded and slowly pulled back before slamming back inside.
"AH~!" Saber cried as the cock started to move up and down with great speed, causing her to feel like she entered Avalon. "Faster Shirou!"
"Gladly!" he groaned reaching up and squeezing her breasts harder while moving his hips as fast as he could.
Saber felt both the staff hitting her g-spot and her breasts being squeezed harder with each thrust. 'Shirou~ I….I...love this!'
"Ah! You're so warm and tight!" he hissed.
"Like my love for you!" She moaned while feeling the thrusts hit her womb slightly, causing her to cry with lust in her eyes. "Keep fucking me!"
Shirou nodded before thrusting even harder as he felt Saber's nipples getting harder in his hands. 'She….is so cute.'
"AH! MORE!"
He grinned. "If you say I'm your handsome stud of a master." 'Ok that's too much!'
"Y...You're…."
"I can't hear you." He grinned again. "If you don't speak up, I might 'accidentally' slip out of you."
Saber panicked. "YOU'RE MY HANDSOME STUD OF A MASTER!" She then blushed red.
"Much better." he grinned before he started to slamming into her with more force.
Saber moaned louder as her insides started to grab Shirou's cock. "I LOVE YOU MASTER SHIROU!
"I'm gonna cum!"
"ME TOO AAHHHHH!" Saber cried as Shirou's cock poured his cum into her. Both of them panted as Saber's folds began to milk his cock.
"W...Wow…." he panted laying down on top of her as he let her milk his sperm.
"Y...Yes….Shirou~" she purred while hugging him. "If...you want to...use me as a...pillow...I don't mind…~"
"Mmm….sounds nice…..zzzzz" he laid his head on her breasts and passed out.
Saber smiled before falling asleep as well.
(One month later)
"Shirou!" Taiga yelled. "Where's my stash of chocolates?"
"I don't know."
Taiga sighed. "Well…" She looked around and saw a new pillow which Shirou was laying on. "When did you buy that?"
"I didn't buy it."
"Oh? Then what is it then?" Taiga asked.
"Saber."
Taiga's jaw dropped. "THAT'S SABER!?"
"Yup."
Taiga was unconvinced as she walked to the 'pillow' and poked it. Which made a squeak. "...are you sure, this feels like a love pillow."
"Stop poking me." spoke Saber raising her head with a frown.
"AAHH!" Taiga jumped. "What happened?!...and did you eat my chocolate stash?"
"Yes."
"WHY!" She growled. "That was for Shirou's birthday!"
"Oops."
Taiga sighed. "As long as both of you are happy I'm happy." She was about to leave when she saw a pregnancy test on the ground and picked it up. "Shirou."
"Yeah?"
Taiga started to shake in anger. "You fucked Saber and," she showed the test in his face, which was positive. "KNOCKED HER UP!"
Shirou's jaw dropped and his face went pale.
"Sorry Shirou. I wanted to tell you." Saber said with a blush before getting cut off by Taiga.
"TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!" She yelled while grabbing Caliber and pointing it at Shirou.
"I WILL! I WILL!"
Taiga calmed down slightly. "Fine but." She smiled. "I'm the god mother and also."she then pulled out a scroll from her pants. "Read this."
He reached out and took the scroll with confusion. Only to blush as it was various techniques for making love with Saber, including one with Shirou and Saber having sex under a bridge.
"Hope you love it." Taiga grinned before walking away from the two.
"Shirou?" Saber asked while looking at the red faced boy. "Which one should we do today?"
"It's hard to...pick." he got out while looking at how some of these looked painful, but interesting.
"Well." She giggled. "Let's take it slow, papa Shirou~"
'Looks like I'll have to get use to that.'
'Maybe I should have told him about the Triplets….nah.' She smiled before both kissed each other.