Crazy trouble with love
Libra and Natsu
Series: Fairy Tail
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-outside Fairy Tail guild-
A young woman with white hair and wearing a feathered robe like dress walked down the street and towards the giant gates of the guild that ended her original guild, Sabertooth. She smiled and walked closer before pushing the doors open.
"FIGHT ME YOU POPSICLE!" Yelled Natsu as a huge fight occurred inside the guild.
"BRING IT FLAME BREATH!" yelled Gray before both of them crashed into a table while throwing their magic at the other.
"...ok…." The girl said confused at the sight. "What's going on?"
"Yukino!" Lucy called out before hugging her. "How are you?"
"F-Fine." spoke the girl as she hugged Lucy back while looking at the battle. "Um, is it always like this?"
"Usually." Lucy sweatdropped. "Mostly on saturdays."
Natsu punched Gray back and noticed Yukino. "Hi Yukino!"
"Hi Natsu….what happened?" She asked as Gray gave a left hook to...Cana by accident.
"That's it!" she growled before tackling the male.
"Gah!" Gray yelled before getting punched by both Cana and Gildarts in the face.
"I WILL KILL YOU FOR TOUCHING MY DAUGHTER!"
"So, what brought you around?" Natsu asked Yukino as he walked over.
"Well. I thought….I could join Fairy Tail." She said while looking at Lucy with a smile.
"Really?" asked Lucy with her own smile. "That's great!"
"It's better then going back to Sabertooth." She sighed. "So...is there a test or something?"
"No." Natsu said. "You just have to ask the old man."
"Um, where is he?"
"Behind you." Said a voice before a light slap was felt on Yukino's butt.
"Eep!" she jumped and turned to see a short old man standing there.
"Master." Mirajane frowned. "It's rude to do that to a woman."
"Sorry." he chuckled. "So, you want to join Fairy Tail?"
Yukino nodded. "Yes. If my strength is great enough to-"
"Alright, you're in." he nodded.
"Really? No test of strength? No getting chased by killer piranhas?" She asked while recounting the tests Sabertooth did to her when she joined.
"Of course not. Here we focus on helping and forming strong bonds with each other. And if someone loses, they can learn and get stronger from that lose."
Yukino smiled and nodded. "Yes master."
"So where should I place your seal?"
"Um, I was thinking in the palm of my hand."
He nodded before putting a stamp on her right palm. "There you go."
"Welcome to Fairy Tail." smiled Lucy.
"Thank you...Lucy."she smiled. "So want to see some of my spirits again?"
"Sure."
"Which is first?" She asked taking out her keys.
"Well maybe be careful with Pisces, otherwise it might get cramped in here."
Before Yukino's could summon Pisces, the Heavenly scales key glowed as a tan skinned woman in an green and yellow Arabian harem outfit with a white cloth covering her face with a omega symbol on the bottom appeared. Her hands, which had some wires attached to some scales pointed to Natsu and frowned. "You are a slob, straighten your poster!"
"Huh?" he replied in surprise and confusion.
The spirit narrowed her orange eyes. "Did you not hear me? Straighten your poster!" She then caused the gravity around Natsu to decrease, causing him to float.
"Hey!" he spoke with a frown.
"Libra! Put him down." spoke Yukino.
Libra sighed before returning the gravity to normal. "My apologies for that slight incident, my lady, but this dragon slayer's poster was atrocious."
"Please excuse her, when not in battle she tends to be a firm believer in rules." explained Yukino with an embarrassed blush.
"It's fine," Natsu said with a tick mark. "NOT!" He then stomped over to Libra. "My poster is fine!"
"It is not. When standing a person must be standing upright to keep their posture just right and to keep any spinal damage." she spoke back with a frown under the cloth.
"And what about you? You look like a harem dancer not a teacher." Natsu glared...only to have his gravity increase tremendously. "GAH!"
"I make sure my modesty is covered at all times. And due to the temperature around here, this keeps me cool."
"...can't...feel...bones…" Natsu got out as he felt his body push slowly into the ground, causing a small crater to form.
Libra let up on the gravity with Natsu letting out a breath of relief.
"Now. Dragon slayer." Libra frowned. "Straighten yourself and I won't have to cause you further harm to your person."
Natsu grumbled, but tried straightening himself so she wouldn't do that again.
"Good." She smiled. "Now you're learning. But," She was about to say more when Happy appeared in front of her. "Eep! Who are you?"
"Happy." greeted the cat.
Libra looked at the flying cat with a nervous expression. "W-What are you?" 'Why cats?! Why those...ghastly beasts!'
"A cat. Can't you tell?" he asked confused.
"A-A cat...with wings?!" She shook nervously. 'Not that! Anything but flying cats!' "Are...are you an associate with this Dragon Slayer?"
"Yeah, he hatched me from an egg." he smiled.
She looked at Happy then started shaking. "A-A cat from an egg….t-that's interesting…" 'AAAHHHH!'
"Is she alright?" Lucy whispered to Yukino.
"No idea. Libra never did this before." Yukino whispered back as Libra looked ready to jump at the slightest noise or sound. "Are you alright Libra?"
"Y-Yes my lady." She said with fear in her eyes. "I-I'm alright. It's just unexpected that's all." 'Help me!'
"Who is she?" Happy asked Natsu in a whisper.
"A celestial spirit, like the crab man." Natsu whispered as Happy drooled a little at the mention of crab.
Happy then decided to take a 'bite' of the 'crab woman' and flew towards her. "CRABS!"
"AAAHH!" Libra cried out in fear as she jumped into Natsu's arms. "GET AWAY YOU HELLISH CAT WITH WINGS!"
"HEY! That's my friend you're talking about." frowned Natsu.
"CRABS!" cried Happy as he flew at Libra who wound up standing up and inadvertently grabbed NAtsu and started dragging him while running from the cat.
"GET AWAY YOU DEMON! I'M NOT YOUR FOOD!" She cried out while accidentally causing gravity to invert all across the guild.
"Woah!" called Gray who flailed around while others tried holding themselves down with others struggling to get back up.
"AH!" Libra cried out in fear. "KEEP AWAY YOU HELL SPAWN OF ZEREF!"
"Zeref?" spoke Natsu who used his feet to stop them and kept Libra from running. "What are you talking about?"
Libra looked ready to cry from fear. "That cat is a spawn of Zeref! Like all cats!" She unconsciously hugged Natsu and shook like a trembling girl that got scared by the neighborhood bull dog.
At this point any mage who could looked at her confused.
Libra shook before whispering in Natsu's ear. "I'm...I'm an Ailurophobe."
"A what?"
"...an Ailurophobe...afraid of cats…" Libra whispered.
"Why?"
Libra paled at the memory. "Well…"
(Ten thousand years earlier)
A younger Libra in a Sunday dress was heading to school, which is strange since no one even knows that much of the Celestial world, before a very VERY large cat appeared.
"Oh, hello kitty." she smiled.
The cat, which was called Lynx by most humans, hissed as Libra walked closer to it, hands raised to touch its fur.
"Want me to pet you?"
She got her answer as the Lynx bit her and attempted to eat her as well. "RRWOL!"
"OW! LET GO!" she screamed trying to hit it with her other hand to get it to let go.
The cat didn't listen as it bit the other hand and then scratched her face, causing a large gash on her lower face which flowed with blood.
"HELP!"
Her salvation came in the form of a large wave of water which sweeped the cat away.
"Libra!"
Libra cried as a younger version of Aquarius, who was wearing a cute blue t-shirt and skirt. "Aqury! That...AWAW!"
Aquarius crouched down and noticed the marks over her friends face and gasped.
Just then a younger Aries and Leo walked by and saw Libra crying with blood across her mouth as they ran over and tried to comfort her.
"IT HURTS!" she cried trying to cover her mouth.
"Don't move." Ares said with a stern expression. "Just let us take you to the nurse's office."
The three of them helped Libra to her face and started leading her to the nurse at the school.
(Back in the present)
"And...that's what happened." Libra said with tears.
"Woah." spoke Natsu with wide eyes.
Libra looked at Natsu with nervousness. "Please...keep him away from me...I...I don't want to get eaten again!"
"Don't worry, Happy prefers fish." replied Natsu.
Libra looked at Happy, who was right next to her eating a fish, and paled. "N-Nice kitty… nice...flying demon cat..." She said while extending a shaking hand to the blue feline.
"I'm not a demon." huffed Happy without moving from his spot.
Libra jumped a little as she slowly moved her hand towards Happy before touching him on the head. "Just don't...bite...or scratch or...eat me...mister cat…"
Everyone watched as Libra slowly rubbed Happy's head.
"...so...soft…" She said less nervous but still jumpy as she moved her hand down to his chin. She lightly scratched the spot and heard Happy start to purr.
"Aw. Happy looks so happy." Natsu smiled while the cat started rolling on the ground with a loud purr with Libra looking at Natsu with a smile...only for the vail to fall off, revealing a VERY deep gash what extended from her chin to the left side of her face.
"AH!" Libra gasped and covered her face. "Don't look!"
"What? The gash? Well that's nothing compared to the scars Igneel gave me during training." Natsu said while moving Libra's hands and then touching it gently. "Besides, it proves you're a strong woman." He then patted her head. "So don't let it get to you, it makes you...you."
Libra blinked and felt her face feel warm.
"Plus." Natsu smiled while helping her up. "You're my nakama."
Libra blushed as she felt...a warm feeling in her heart. "Thank you….Sir Natsu."
"Sir? Just stick with Natsu." he chuckled.
"Yes. Natsu." She smiled before hugging him. "Thank you for comforting me."
Natsu grinned and hugged her back. "No problem."
Libra smiled before noticing the inverted gravity all over the guild, with Cana squishing Gray from heavy gravity. "Um. Natsu….did I cause gravity to shift again?"
"Big time."
"...oops." She blushed. "Let me fix that." She then reversed the damage with everyone back to normal gravity, and Cana, Juvia and Evergreen falling, butt first, onto Gray's face.
Gray squirmed under the firm asses while Natsu started laughing his ass off. Only for Libra to grin and change gravity to make her light, move over Natsu, and then increasing the gravity before falling on him, ass first, on his face. "GAH!"
"What? I figured since you two are close, you should get equal treatment." she giggled.
Natsu blushed from the firm ass on his face while trying to breath. 'So… Sof-No! Don't think of...her...soft ass...GAH!'
"Oh? Does Natsu like the view?" She laughed as Natsu started feeling the air leaving his body every second. 'Natsu...you're really something else.'
'Gonna….pass….out….'
Libra then let gravity return to normal and got off of Natsu. "So. Since you like my ass." She pulled him close to her face. "You're going to take responsibility and become my boyfriend." She then kissed his cheek. "Ok?"
The guild was shocked with Lucy and Yukino the most shocked out of all of them, since Natsu, the salamander, got himself a girlfriend on the first day of knowing her.
"Lucky." Gray said as he got out from the asses. "Goddamn lucky bastard."
"Does Gray-sama not like Juvia's ass?" asked the girl with a frown.
"Um…." He blushed. "No?"
POW!
"GAH!" Gray cried in pain as a solid punch to the face, courtesy of a crying Juvia, sent him flying into Libra.
She blinked and was sent flying into Lucy due to the trajectory.
"HAH!" Lucy cried as the same trajectory also caused her to crash into Yukino, then Erza, Mirajane, and finally Cana, as they all crashed into a wall.
Natsu winced from the large impact.
"Ow." Gray whined in pain as he felt a dark aura coming from...Cana and Yukino!
"GRAY!" They said in unison while reading their magic.
"AHH!" he screamed running away with the two women chasing after him.
"Ow." Libra whined before inverting Gray's gravity, making him heavier than a titanium pillar. "That ought to hold you until we discipline you, ice mage."
"Uh…oh…"
As the five women walked up to him, with the intent to kill, Gray could only think of one thing before he got beaten. '...Juvia...ass.'
"GRAY-SAMA HATES ME!" Said woman cried anime tears as Natsu laughed at the scene taking place.
"This is awesome!"