PurpleRoseFromYou: Chocolate chip, please :)
Awesome Sauce: Because you asked for one, and because you gave me two, here's a cookie. (::) (I would have felt guilty if I hadn't gave you that) If you want to write letters, sure. Go ahead. Just don't copy my ideas, like, completely. That would be kind of unfair.
Cherries: This one is about romance, so if you don't want to read it skip it. The next chapter doesn't though, and I'm going to post that right after I post this, so you can read that.
Dear Mortals,
Why are there stories about me doing you-know-what with Bast? They're rated M and disgusting. Not to mention completely untrue. Wait- Zia's coming! Gods of Egypt I have to go before she comes wrhfnlwjebflwjelwelwenvglwnvlwn
Was it bad? *Yawns* I'm sleepy now. *Yawns again* Ugh…..