Dear Mortals,
I don't mean to sound offensive and all, but I find it well, offensive that there's not much stories on me and my penguins. I mean, come on,- penguins are awesome! Like, did you know there's this African penguin that lives in Africa? And-
Okay, okay. Sadie's telling me that not everyone is as penguin-obsessed as I am. Well, actually, she's saying it in more of a Sadie-like way, but that's not a bad thing, if you ask me. Besides, penguins are so cool with their-
Ow! Sadie just hit me with a cushion. She says to shut up and let some people watch their TV in peace. Though she's not watching a show with penguins, so I don't get what the big deal is.
Penguins are awesome,
Felix
I posted this after I read Cherries review. I'm trying to find more things to write about other than romances, trust me.