Crazy trouble with love
Female Vegeta and Goku
Series: Dragonball Z
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In deep space a single spherical spaceship hurdled towards the planet earth. Inside the pilot was in a meditative sleep to feel refreshed before they reach the surface. 'Soon Kakarot, soon.' thought the person as the spacecraft neared the planet.
On said planet, we find ourselves on a small island with a single tree and house built on it. In the house there is an old man with a mustache, a short bald man, a small pig creature and a sea turtle. Right now they were watching TV before a woman with blue hair and a white jacket over her form entered.
"Hey guys." she said as she entered the building.
"Hey Bulma, what brings you around?" asked the old man before taking a drink from his mug.
"Not much." she said as she sat down.
"It sure has been a long time hasn't it?"
"Yeah, it sure has been, I wonder how Goku is doing." Bulma said.
"Well he said he was coming over, but I think he's running late." spoke Krillin.
Just then then they heard a knock on the door.
"Oh, that must be him." Bulma walked over and opened the door. "Hi Goku...?" She was now treated to the sight of only Goku, but him and a small child.
"Hey Bulma, what's wrong?" asked Goku noticing her friend's stupefied expression.
Krillin came over to see what Bulma saw and told Goku. "Just because we found you in the wild doesn't mean you can kidnap children Goku!"
"Kidnap? I didn't kidnap anyone, this is my son." he revealed with a smile.
This shocked everyone in the house. "Your son!" they shouted at once.
"Yup, say hello Gohan."
"Hello." said the small child.
"Well I'll be, congratulations Goku." spoke Master Roshi.
"Yep, I brought him with me to get away from Chi-Chi." he said, his smile lessening when he said Chi-Chi's name.
"Oh? What's wrong?" asked Bulma in concern as the father and son entered and she shut the door.
"She's become a nightmare, when she isn't yelling at me for everything she's trying to make our four year old son do high school level math and not letting me train him!" He says in exasperation.
"Wow, sounds like someone's prepping Gohan to be a scholar." remarked Krillin.
"It's not good though, when I say making him do high school level math, I mean only do high school level math, no playing, no training, no being a kid, only studying!" Shouted Goku in frustration.
"Now that's just wrong. Even kids deserve a chance to be carefree and not worry." spoke Roshi.
"I know! I said the same thing to her and she hit me on the head and said I didn't get supper!" Shouted Goku.
"Sorry to hear about that buddy." spoke Krillin.
Just then there was an explosion outside the house. Everyone jumped with Goku gaining a serious expression.
"What was that!" Shouted Krillin.
Goku didn't wait before running out of the house and stopped as he stared at a sphereical object that crashed against the sand.
"Gohan, tay inside!" Said Goku as the pod opened.
Bulma hugged Gohan as she and the rest of them watched as Goku got into a fighting stance as they saw a white gloved hand come out and a body slowly come out.
"Ugh, damn space pod, never could land that thing." grumbled the voice as the pilot lifted themselves out of the spacecraft. It was revealed to be a woman with a long blue jumpsuit with white gloves and boots with an odd armor over her body and had black spiky hair with a device over one of her eyes.
She got on the ground and quickly stretched after being in the ship for so long. She took notice of the male and other people looking at her and smirked before crossing her arms. "Well Kakarot, it seems like you failed your mission spectacularly," she said in an arrogant voice,
"Kakarot? My name's Goku, and who are you?" he asked with a frown.
"Who am I? I am Vegeta, the princess of all saiyans and we are engaged!" She shouts puffing up her already impressive chest in pride.
"ENGAGED!?" shouted Krillin, Roshi, Bulma, and Goku with wide eyes.
"Yes, we are engaged, don't you remember, before you left?" She asked confused why he did not remember.
"Uh, no, should I?" he asked confused.
"Yes, saiyans remember everything from a young age, and why haven't you destroyed the planet yet?!" She asked growing annoyed at Goku.
"Why would I destroy my home?" he asked back with a glare.
"But this isn't your home, our home planet was destroyed when you were a baby!" She said.
"Who's that lady?" Gohan asked looking up at Bulma.
"I am a saiyan from the former planet Vegeta, princess of all saiyans!" She yelled at the bald man.
"I didn't say anything!" cried Krillin in reply.
"I know that ,but for some reason you piss me off" she said.
"Look, I don't know what's going on, but if you came here to cause trouble, I won't let you harm my friends." spoke Goku.
"I don't care about your friends, all I care about is you." she said seductively.
"Wait, what?"
It was now that Gohan decided to speak up. "Daddy, what does she mean?" He asked innocently.
That's when Vegeta looked closer at the child and saw the tail he was sporting. "Kakarot, you dare to cheat on me and sire a son!" She snarled in outrage before noticing his lack of tail. "What happened to your tail!?"
"Oh, it was removed by Kami." he said as if he was discussing the weather.
"You fool! You should have been able to wipe all life off this planet in a few years if you kept it!" Then she remembered the true problem. "You bastard, you cheated on me!" She shouted.
"How can I cheat on someone if I don't remember them!"
At this Vegeta went up to Goku and started shaking him frantically. "Why don't you remember me!" She shouted frantically.
"Wait Goku! I know what happened!" spoke Roshi. Roshi then explained how Goku hit his head as a child.
"Huh, that makes sense, but still." he pushed Vegeta's hands off him. "Even if I'm a saiyan, I was raised here on Earth, and my name's Goku."
"Well kakarot, it doesn't matter if you lost your memory, we still have to destroy this planet and get married." said Vegeta.
"I won't let you do that." he frowned.
"Why not? We are saiyans, we are beings who are made for fighting and destroying!" She said angrily.
"The only way you're gonna destroy this planet is by beating me." he took his stance.
"If it is the only way Kakarot." she said as she got into a fighting stance.
Both stared the other one down before Goku jumped at her. He landed a punch on her before she kicked him away. His eyes widened as the kick knocked his breath away and he crashed against the side of the house.
"Daddy!" Yelled Gohan in fear as he ran towards his downed father.
"You'll pay for that!" cried Krillin who launched himself at Vegeta.
She didn't even look at him as she bitch slapped him into the house.
Goku groaned as he saw Vegeta walk towards him with Gohan staying next to him. "I won't let you hurt my son." he groaned as he picked himself up.
"Heh, I wouldn't harm the child, even if he's a reminder of your adultery." she scowled.
"I just met you today, I never knew of our engagement, So stop saying I cheated on you!" He said. He got back up and lunged at her.
Vegeta tried to sidestep him, but tripped on a large turtle who was trying to get to the water.
Goku took this chance to cry out as he slammed his fist against her cheek.
This dazed Vegeta and allowed Goku to land some more hits on her. But she managed to grab one of his fists and started squeezing it. "My patience grows thin Kakarot, stop this at once." she said angrily.
Goku glared at her and groaned in pain as she squeezed his fist harder with her iron grip. "N-never, I'll die before I let you win!" He shouted at Vegeta.
Said princess sighed and kept her grip before noticing the child glaring at her while seeing his power level on her scouter increasing. "The hell is up with the brat?" She asked in confusion.
"Leave my daddy alone!" he shouted out as his body glowed and he launched himself at her covered in energy.
"What?" Was all Vegeta had time to say before she was punched in the face and blasted back away from Goku and Gohan.
Roshi, Bulma, and Krillin were stunned while Gohan turned to his father in worry who was equally shocked.
"I'm ok son, good job." he said as he regained his breath.
Gohan was relieved to hear that before they looked and saw Vegeta still standing but with some blood coming from her lip and a stunned expression.
"How is this brat so strong?" She asked. 'To draw blood isn't easy, does he have some hidden potential?'
She didn't have time to ponder this any longer when Goku launched himself at her again. She crossed her arms as he delivered punch after punch, all of which weren't that strong compared to herself. 'I have to end this before I accidentally kill him, but how?' She thought as Goku continued his onslaught.
Goku tried for a kick to her head, but she moved faster and punched him in the gut to the point he let out a gasp before going unconscious.
She then slugged him over her shoulder and tossed him into the pod to fly away. Before she could climb in she felt another fist hit her back.
"Let my daddy go!" Shouted Gohan as he sent her crashing into the pod, damaging it.
Vegeta growled and turned to the child. "Now that was just annoying me!"
"I dont care, you can't take my daddy!" He shouted.
She smirked. "Alright then, let's test you. If you can land another punch to my face, I won't take him."
Gohan agreed and threw himself at the saiyan princess. This time she blocked his punch with ease and stopped his second one and held him up by his arms. "What are you going to do now?" She asked mockingly.
He gritted his teeth and she saw his power steadily increasing again.
'So he gets stronger by his emotions eh?'
While she was dealing with the powerful child she didn't notice Bulma tampering with her spacecraft.
"Bulma, what are you doing?" groaned Goku who was slowly regaining consciousness.
"I'm making sure that the razy princess can't escape the planet." she said as she yanked out some wires from the space pod.
Goku nodded and slowly got out while seeing Vegeta calmly block each one of his son's punches.
Gohan was beginning to tire and it was showing, his punches were weaker and slower.
"Come on, push yourself to keep going." spoke Vegeta who didn't try to knock the kid down and seemed like she was pushing him to keep going.
"I-I, I won't let you take my D-daddy." wheezed Gohan.
"Tell me, how old are you?"
"I-I'm four, why?" He wheezed out as he continued his weak attack.
"Not bad for a half saiyan." she turned towards Goku. "Tell me Kakarot, when did you start training him?"
"I haven't yet, my wife refuses to let me train him." he says to Vegeta.
"What! If he has saiyan blood in him, then he shouldn't be hindered from fighting!" she growled.
"I know, but my wife wants him to be a scholar!" He said.
"Wait, just how did you and that woman marry? It doesn't make sense if you two want two different things."
"We met when we were children and she kind of tricked me into marrying her." he said sheepishly.
"Then why didn't you simply crush her?"
"Because that would be wrong!" He says.
Vegeta groaned and saw Gohan lay down after he stopped throwing punches. She crouched down and carefully picked up the child. She then walked towards Roshi's house and said "Kakarot, while I don't like the fact that you cheated on me, we need to talk." she walked inside and glared at Roshi. "Show me where the bed is so this child can rest."
"Up the stairs, first door on the right." Roshi said, glad he hid his Porn.
Vegeta walked up the stairs while Goku, Krillin, and Bulma walked back in.
"Ugh, master Roshi, do you have any meat?" Asked Goku.
"In the kitchen."
At this Bulma hit his head in anger. "Have you forgotten that Vegeta just took your son and tried to kidnap you?!" She yelled.
"Ow! Yeah, it sounds weird, but if she wants Gohan to rest, doesn't that mean she's concerned, even a little?"
"Maybe she is just trying to get you to lower your guard!" Shouted Bulma.
"Or maybe she's making a break for it through the window." spoke Krillin.
"Well, she won't get far without this." said Bulma as she held a fistful of wires and an important looking piece of metal.
Goku walked upstairs with the others hesitantly following. They reach the door Roshi told Vegeta to go into and carefully opened it. Inside they saw Gohan sleeping in the bed with Vegeta sitting next to the bed and saw them.
"Quiet Kakarot, the little ones asleep." she said quietly as she stood up.
"See? She was concerned." Goku turned to the others.
"Kakarot, we need to talk." said Vegeta as she grabbed Goku's wrist and dragged him away.
"I'll say."
They went outside to talk in private.
"So, get what you have to say out first." spoke Goku.
She sighed and said. "I'm sorry, I tried to take you away from your son."
"Wow, I thought you'd say I had to come with you or else." he admitted.
"Oh, I do plan on making you come with me, but by your own will and with your son." she said arrogantly. "Now tell me, what is this 'wife' of yours like?"
"Well, her name is Chi-Chi, she used to be a fighter but now she stays home, and she believes that my son shouldn't learn how to fight." he said.
"And why is that? What good is it to keep his natural talents suppressed?"
"I know, right? Why would she do that!" Said Goku. "I mean, I want Gohan to at least give it a try cause he always said he wanted to be like me, but Chi-Chi keeps saying martial arts won't get him anywhere."
"What right does she have deciding his future for him?" Vegeta asked, pissed at Chi-Chi.
"And to be honest, I was tempted to stop being married to her, but when Gohan came along, I wanted to stay and see if things got easier and make sure I could raise my son." I was raised alone in the wild with my adopted grandfather Gohan, but he died when I was young, I want to give Gohan a father and mother like I never had." he said to Vegeta.
"My father, the king of our home died with the rest of our race, leaving you and me the only ones left. You were just a baby when my father set up the marriage between us, and I was lucky to find the coordinates for the planet you were sent to." she spoke.
"Ok, that explains the engaged thing, but why were you taking care of Gohan?" Goku asked.
"I guess I was impressed. He has hidden potential in him even if he is part human, and seeing him try to fight me and even make me bleed made me want to help him. I guess you could say it was maternal instincts I never knew I had."
"Huh, so what are we going to do?" Asked Goku.
"Well if I'm stuck on this planet, I could always level the population."
"Not happening." said Goku sternly.
"Or," she held a finger. "I take the spot of your wife and help raise the boy."
"That doesn't sound like a bad idea." said Goku happy at the idea of being rid of Chi-Chi
"Good, now question, how close is the boy to the woman?"
"They used to be close, but with the way she's been acting it's more like a relationship between a strict teacher and her pupil." he said.
"Good, that makes it easier. Now he won't be mad when I crush her." she made a fist with a grin.
"Again with the crushing!" Said Goku in exasperation.
"It's in our nature. Besides, what would you do then?" she asked with a frown.
"Get divorced so I can remarry, besides I don't want her to have any excuse to take Gohan back." he said.
"How long will that take?"
"Well, some cases take years..." He started before Vegeta groaned loudly.
"Can't we just make her have an 'accident'?"
"No, while I don't like her as a wife, I don't want to kill her." said Goku.
"So we have to wait for who knows how long?"
"Well, there is one way..." Said Goku.
"What is it?"
"Well, there is an old law My grandpa told me, but I don't Know if it is still acceptable." said Goku before he was grabbed by Vegeta.
"Tell me." she growled.
"Well, the old law states that if another woman is after a married man, she and the spouse of that man must fight and the winner will get everything and the loser exiled and tar and feathered." he said.
"Now that's something I can agree with." she grinned letting go of him. "Let's do it."
"Ok, let's go." Goku said as they walked over towards Vegeta's space ship.
But when they got inside, they saw some wires missing and pieces ripped apart.
"What the hell happened to my ship?!" Yelled Vegeta.
"Uh, Bulma tended to 'borrow' some pieces." replied Goku sheepishly.
"Damn it! Now we have to fly and Kami knows how long that will take!" She grumbled in anger.
"You can fly? Same here." smiled Goku.
"Yeah, so lead the way to this whore." she said.
He nodded. "Nimbus!" he called out.
Vegeta wondered what a nimbus was when an orange cloud came out of nowhere and flew in front of them before stopping.
Goku hopped onto it. "Alright, just follow me."
"Ok." said Vegeta as she followed the orange clad saiyan. Goku lead the way on Nimbus with Vegeta following behind. Soon they reached Goku's home where they landed outside.
"This is your home?" spoke Vegeta with disappointment.
"Yep, I grew up in the wild so I like to stay close to nature, plus when I train no one gets hurt on accident." Goku said.
'I'll have to try and fix that.' thought Vegeta as Goku walked up and knocked on the door.
"Chi-Chi, I'm home!" He shouted.
The door opened and Veta spotted an angry woman answer. "Goku where have you been? Why did you take Gohan, I was ready to give him some college level homework and who is this skank?" She nagged in her annoying voice.
"Uh, Chi-Chi? This here is Vegeta." he introduced gesturing to the woman.
"Hello loud earth parasite, I am hear to kick your ass so that I can take your husband and son." said Vegeta calmly.
"WHAT!" screamed Chi-Chi with a red face of anger.
"Do I have to repeat myself?" Vegeta asked. "I'm going to crush you in battle to claim your husband, son, and home."
"Hell no, do you have any idea how long it took me to get this idiot to fall in love with me? No way am I going to let some hussy take him!" Chi-Chi shouted in anger.
"Hey! I never said I was in love, in fact, if it wasn't for Gohan being born, I would have left years ago." frowned Goku.
This shocked Chi-Chi then made her angry. "What do you mean by that?!" She screeched.
"All you care about is teaching him stuff that's way too hard for him! He's a child, give him a chance to be one!"
"I have to teach him that stuff so he gets a high paying job so we can have money, do you think I want to live here forever?" She asked Goku angrily.
"You're a princess! How is money an issue with you?"
"You can never have too much money and because I'm a princess I'm entitled to more than this!" She exclaimed.
"Well either you accept the challenge, or I'll just go ahead and end you here." spoke Vegeta getting annoyed.
"Alright, let's do this." said Chi-Chi as she stepped out of the doorway and walked away from the house.
Vegeta waited till she stood across from her and just crossed her arms. "Alright, the fight will go until one of us gives up." says Vegeta.
Chi-Chi took a fighting stance.
Vegeta took one look at her stance and laughed. "Since I'm so nice, I'll let you throw the first punch."
"Your funeral." said Chi-Chi as she rushed at vegeta and punched her with all of her strength. But the saiyan princess didn't flinch or move and just smirked harder.
"Was that it? Let me show you a real punch." she said as she brought back her fist. She swung it and slammed against Chi-Chi's gut making her fly back several feet. She waited for Chi-Chi to get up to continue fighting, but she didn't.
Goku ran over and checked the woman to see she was knocked out. "She's knocked out so you win." he said to Vegeta.
"Now that was a boring fight." she sighed.
"Yeah, but you won, so we are technically married now?" He said not completely sure.
"You know the law, so you tell me."
"It's an old law, but I'm pretty sure." he said before he was tackled by Vegeta. "Ah!" he grunted from the move.
"Yes! You're finally mine! I finally have my Kakarot!" She shouted in happiness.
He blinked and hesitantly hugged her back. "I hope that we can make this work." he said to her.
"Well one thing's for certain, I'm going to let your son train since he's part saiyan, and with that hidden potential he could be something greater."
"Alright! Speaking of Gohan we should go tell him he has a new mom!" He says excitedly.
"Fine, but I'll let him call me his mother when he wants to. I understand it might be tough, but as a saiyan he'll learn to adapt."
"I don't think he'll have that much trouble, he wasn't getting along with Chi-Chi that well recently." Goku said as he lifted Vegeta off him.
"Good, but know this, I'll make sure he unlocks his potential with my training. Meaning I won't be nice."
"Better he have hard training and be prepared for the future than have no training and not be prepared." said Goku. "But don't go TOO hard, he's still a kid after all."
"Fine, I will only work him near death once, OK?" Vegeta asked.
"Maybe make sure I'm nearby just to make sure." sweatdrop Goku.
"Fine."
"Now let's go tell Gohan." he waited till the Nimbus came by before hopping on it and took off through the air.
"Wait for me Kakarot!" Shouted Vegeta as she flew to catch up with Goku.
It didn't take them long before landing back on the small island. When they landed Gohan ran out of the house and tackled his father in a hug.
"Daddy!"
"Hey Gohan, I have some good news!" Said Goku.
"What is it?"
"You have a new mom!" He said happily.
"Really!"
"That's right, from now I'll be your new mother." spoke Vegeta.
Gohan looked at Vegeta and shouted. "Didn't you try to kill me?"
"Technically no, I wanted you to tire yourself out since hitting children is beneath me."
"Ok, but what about Chi-Chi?"
"Well she kind of...got beat in a fight." admitted Goku.
"What do you mean?" Asked Gohan curiously.
"I whooped her ass and now the home is mine." spoke Vegeta.
"Do I still have to do school work?" Gohan asked nervously.
"Does your planet need it to survive?"
"No?" He answered confused by her response.
"Then no. From now on you'll focus on training and becoming stronger."
"Until you're old enough for kindergarten, then you'll go to school just like everyone else." said Goku.
"So no more high school homework?"
"Nope!" Said Vegeta.
"Awesome!"
Goku brought his new wife and son into a hug.