3-Z Okikagu Fanfict

I hope this has more cute events then before, I am trying to make it a little slow so it can go on for a while.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gintama!

When Okita Sougo was ambling down the hallway, he saw a white note card that was facing downward.

"Hmm, a note?" the sadist sarcastically said as he picked it up. "Wonder who this is?"

When he flipped it over he read the card out loud.

To: Sadist, I mean Sougo

I've always liked you; please meet me at the courtyard where the bushy trees are after school.

Your Secret Admirer

"Wow, this is sad…" Okita said with a smirk. "You really think that I'm gonna fall for this? It's clearly a 'revenge' thing," he folded the letter and put it in his pocket for future uses. "Too bad China,"

It's not a surprise for Sougo to get a love letter from a girl, nor is it not a surprise to get lots of chocolate for Valentines day or White day. In fact, it's expected. After all…

He is popular.

The Sadist decided to see his enemy's face break when he foils her little plans. It's probably a simple minded one anyways.

He casually walked in the courtyard and stood there. Waiting for china or whatever comes at him. Then, he heard a crackling sound. So Sougo turned around to see what it was. A shadow appeared; it seemed to be a body of a human. But he was wrong.

It was an alien.

"Ho, so you're going to show yourself at first glance eh?" the sadist mumbled. "Lets see how this unfolds,"

The girl started walking up to him slowly.

"A-ano… T-thanks for ah… coming here on short notice," spoke Kagura in a nervous tone. Her hands were behind her back and she was fidgeting.

"Sorry, I'm not going to fall for your little skit" Sougo kept on thinking. But man she was cute.

He just kept his blank face on.

"So… I would like you to eat my curry! That I- um… made," said the blushing girl as she handed her homemade dish out.

What! She wants me to eat something she made? Is this heaven? NO WAIT! This might be a trap, probably poison. Get yourself together Sougo!

His insecure self deep within is showing.

But maybe this is a dream come true, maybe she actually likes me! Not that I like her though, this will just be a perfect chance to use her as my toy when I get bored. Yeah… I guess I'll ask her what flavor the curry is.

"Hey, what-"

But just when he opened his mouth, the 'secret admirer' threw the curry at his face.

A few seconds passed by…

"Corra, what is the point of doing this china?" the sadist asked as he took the food off his face and onto her clothes.

"Hey! Don't put that stuff on me!" She said as she backed away. "And you'll see any minute now," she started to grin evilly.

"Uhuh, and what makes you so sure that- UMPH!" Sougo started to feel this big sensation in his stomach. "Oh god! I got to go! CHINA! What the hell did you put in the curry!" Sougo yelled as he was hugging his stomach.

"Zura told me how to make it like that uhuh," Kagura said as she pushed the middle of her glasses upward. "I call it 'operation doodoo'"

"What kind of a name is that? Uhg!"

"Oh, and just to tell you all the bathrooms are 'out of order today' so you would need to go to your house to do whatever!" Kagura snickered. "Also, Aneoe and Kyubei are recording the whole thing at this moment,"

She pointed at the shiny thing on top of the roof.

"Deme…. I'll kill you someday!" Okita said as he was running to a bathroom destination.

"Haha, revenge is sweet…" Kagura said to herself. She started thinking when her sadist was looking at her.

She started to blush.

Then she shook it off.

"No way will I ever like that damn Sadist!" she stated. Then she started walking off to her house and looked at the roof and gave it a thumbs up.

When she opened her door a disgusting odor fill the whole house. She started to think.

"YOU DAMN SADIST! WHO SAYS THAT YOU CAN USE MY BATHROOM!"

Comments are very much appreciated! Preferably constructive ones!

- Sahara