Okay, a lot of people are telling me that my directions didn't work. If you're searching on google, then it's the first result. If my directions still suck… don't kill me, okay? There's a reason I suck at procedural writing….
Dear Mortals,
What is with a bunch of you guys calling me a Mary Sue? I find that pretty offensive… what did I ever do to you?
Sincerely,
Piper
Nobody go, 'I think this letter made Piper seem like a Mary-Sue' or whatever, please. And I know this is kind of boring, but I am dead out of ideas. If you want, you guys can leave requests in the reviews, and I'll try to do them.