daughterofthehunt: A Mary-Sue is a character that is too perfect and usually makes you want to barf. I should have probably explained that in the previous chapter… stupid me.

1eragon33: Um, no offence, but I don't really get what that means. Could youb please explain?

Thank you to Kittyaceres and BlackAngelWings1010 for giving me suggestions. And thanks to everyone who reviewed! You people are awesome. :)

Dear Mortals,

I am very busy with my pac-man game, so I shall keep this brief. What is with you mortals calling me the 'wine dude'? I AM AN IMMORTAL GOD, and I should be treated with RESPECT! Peter Johnson-

DIE BLINKY! YOU SHALL PAY OF YOUR OFFENCE OF KING MY PAC-MAN!

Where was I again? Oh yes. Peter Johnson. Curse his soul to Tartarus for getting his own series and spreading that, that- ungodly title that bears a stain on my un-flawless reputation! As you mortals say, ' Stop that,- OR ELSE'.

Peter Johnson is an annoying, selfish brat that should not be given the honour of being showered with stories! In fact, that person should be ME!

What? You're saying I'm jealous? DROWN IN A BOTTLE OF MERLOT. I, Dionysus, almighty god of wine am definitely not jealous of anyone! How dare you even think that ridiculous idea!

Never mind. I have a game to go back to, and (irresponsible) maggots/campers to attend, as well as a bottle of champa- um, a can of Diet Coke. That's what I meant to say.

In short, I have better things to do than waste my time with lowly beings like you.

Yours in immortalness,

Dionysus

P.S. If by chance, one of you mortals is actually clever enough to realize the truths of my statements, then you have my full approval to shun Peter Johnson and write stories about me and the splendid glories of alcohol.

Wow. I enjoyed writing this one, even if it was a bit tricky. Sorry if I haven't updated for a while, I was kind of banned from the Internet, but I hope I can have the next chapter up by next year. Ha, ha, just kidding. Next week, maybe? *check my imaginary calendar* Hope so… my math competition results came back and my mother is not happy. It actually wasn't that bad… Top 25% in Canada, but honestly, nothing satisfies that woman. I could get first and she'd still find fault. Mothers. I actually got fifth in one contest before, but she said it was 'unacceptable' because I didn't get a prize. -_- See you all next chapter! And don't forget to review!