OkiKagu Fanfict

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And so the festival has begun.

Ten minutes before the first event, Okita was taking a nap under a big tree and Kagura was eating all the food. Class 3-Z was going up against 3-G, one of the most annoying classes.

Yes, annoying.

There are nose pickers, loud singers, doll collectors, spitball players, and even anime addicts. It may not sound annoying, but when they share their habits with you… it sure is. They are almost as annoying as class 3-Z.

Almost

Tsukuyo pressed a button to activate the speakers "Everyone, please change into your swimsuits and head to your pool"

Kagura was eating a drumstick when the gym teacher was speaking. She felt a hand on her shoulder.

"Kagura-chan, lets go change," it was Otae and Kyubei right behind her.

"Okay, just let me finish this" the china girl took the whole drumstick and shoved it into her mouth, when she took it out only the bare bone was left.

She wiped her pale face with her white sleeve and headed towards the girl's locker room with Tae and Kyubei.

Meanwhile…

Okita was still fast asleep, not knowing that the first event is about to begin. Then a man with black hair started to walk towards the sleeping boy.

"Oi Sougo," spoke the vice president "Get up, it's time to go"

No response…

"SOUGO!" the mayo lover exclaimed. "KORA, GET THE HELL UP!"

The sadist slowly sat up by pushing himself up with his left arm. "I'm up I'm up Hijikata-san, just give me 5 more minutes," he took off his eye mask.

"We need to go in 5 minutes! Weren't you listening!" Toshi complained.

"Okay okay, I'm going I'm going" he stood up and slowly walked passed Hijikata. "Let's go,"


5 minutes later…

The announcer started to speak "Hello mina! I will be your host today!" she kept on having a smile on her face like Kamui. "On the right we have class 3-Z and on the left we have class 3-G!" She started to point at two medium size huts behind her. "Please discuss with you group to see who is going for the first round, remember you can only have 3 people! You can have 2 minutes, GO!"

As soon as they heared the signal, both teams went to their huts. They all sat down in the chairs that were formed in a circle. Their heads went towards the middle, still keeping their butts onto their seats, and began to whisper in a loud tone.

"What should we do?" Shinpachi asked in a worried tone.

"I don't know, who's the most athletic?" said the other boring character.

"I will do anything as long as I'm with Otae-chan!" spoke the stalker.

The girl they were gossiping about smack him on the cheek "I will never let you be with me you gorilla,"

"As long as I am making someone cry I'll do it," gestured the Sadist.

"Oi! What's with your brain you cold hearted bastard!" complained his rival.

"Hey, at least I can swim you land-lover." Okita began to smirk.

"Eh? What did you say?"

"Oh, so you're turning deaf too?"

As the other people in Class 3-Z were talking, Okita and Kagura were fighting with their blue and red aura.

"Well, we can't choose Kagura since she cant swim." Yamazaki stated "Even if she is one of the most athletic people in our class,"

They kept on sharing their opinions in a loud manner.

Shinpachi raised his glasses upward "Then it's decided, we'll have Aneoi, Katsura-san, and Okita-san.

The gorilla stood up "Let's keep our rightful place as the most annoying class!"

Everyone cheered except Shinpachi.

"What kind of ambition is that?"


"Okay, everyone please come out of your huts!" shouted the announcer, still keeping the smile.

Both teams came out at the same time and sat down on their team benches.

Kondo began to do his annoying grin "Okay, we are going to win as long as we have-"

He stopped at an interestingly-bad sight.

"OI SOUGO!"

The Sadist turned around as he was putting on his goggles "huh?"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE OTHER TEAM!" exclaimed the gorilla man.

He tightened his goggle strap "I'm not going to work with that girl,"

"STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE 10 AND GET TO THE OTHER LINE!" the man started jumping up and down "WE'RE GOING TO START SOON! SOUGO!"

"It's okay gorilla," spoke a red haired girl. She stood behind Zura and had various floaters. "I will fill in for that Sadist,"

"Kagura-chan," Shinpachi happily said. "Wait, but you can't swim!"

"Don't worry about the minor problems," she looked at the other direction

"N-no but that's a huge problem,"

She did a thumbs up "As long as I have these floating thingies I'm fine,"

"Is that even aloud?"

"Of course it is! I would never break the rules," she started to pick her nose.

Shinpachi pointed at her and started to shout "Liar! You're lying! That's such a big lie!"

The announcer began to speak. "Okay! On our left is class 3-G with Yamamoto, Hotaru, and Okita Sougo!

"Hey! How come you don't say our full name?" both complained the two side characters.

The announcer completely ignored their question "And on the right is class 3-Z with Otae, Zura, and Kagura!"

Katsura showed a fist at the announcer "It's Katsura!"

"Whatever," muttered the announcer. "Ready…set…GO!"

And so she activated the gunshot.

5 minutes later…

Here is the scoreboard.

1st round: Tae

2nd round: Hotaru

"So far, the teams are tied!" confirmed the announcer in a serious tone. "Who will win?"

Kagura and Okita did a starting position so they can dive into the pool. They were glaring at each other and made a soft rumble.

Okita was very confident that he would win. After all, Kagura doesn't know how to swim.

But you should never judge the women.

"3…2…1…START!"

Kagura and Okita dived in it at the same time, Sougo was swimming in a swift motion. He was fast.

But not fast enough.

Before he knew it, he heard the loud roar that was coming from the girl with the blue orbs. She was kicking so fast that the water splashed on him, causing a big wave to go down the pool. Once his head popped out of the water, he realized something…

He was losing

But that wasn't for long

As Kagura touched the other side of the pool, she felt a huge cramp.

She stopped and hugged her stomach. "Uhg, my tummy," she was getting dizzy "I think I ate too many drumsticks,"

The announcer got out of her seat. "It looks like the tide has changed! Kagura is feeling dizzy from all the food she ate beforehand! Is this a chance for Okita?"

The sadist smirked. He began to swim as fast as he was before, he was passing Kagura now.

"Haha, too bad china. Now you'll have to-UHG!" Sougo started feel this horrible sensation. "Shit! I pulled a muscle!" he stopped swimming just like Kagura.

"Oh my!" said the announcer. "Now both of the sides have gotten some sort of minor injury, both of them are now floating down the pool!"

"Kagura, c'mon! You can do it!" shouted Otae.

"Yeah, don't let a Sadist get you to!" exclaimed Yamazaki

Okita started to laugh in a sad manner "Heh, no ones rooting for me," well, I'm going to sleep.

Both of them kept on going down slowly.

"Who's going to win? Wait, it's Kagura…now it's Okita, now it's Kagura…"

Sougo's head hit the end of the pool.

"IT'S OKITA! OKITA'S THE WINNER!" exclaimed the announcer.

Half of Class 3-G were cheering and the other half ran over and picked up Sougo so they can throw him in the air.

On the other hand...

Class 3-Z was as quiet as a spec of dust. Angrily watching class 3-G as they patted the traitor on the back.

Otae and Kyubei were the only ones to pick up Kagura from the pool.

"Are you okay?" asked the girl with the brown hair.

Kagura gave her a faint smile "Yeah, I guess so" she looked over at the Sadist. As he turned around their eyes met, a few seconds passed and he gave her his winning smirk.

That really annoyed her.

He mouthed something to her and only her.

She understood what he said.

She wants to kill him.


Lesson to the story: Do not eat a lot right before you go swimming and stretch before a sports competition!

Aneoi=Sister

I know that this chapter didn't have that much love. Some chapters will have more than others. It depends on the situation. As the story gets deeper, there's more romance. Like an actual relationship!

- Sahara