Okay. I actually got a couple of requests, s I won't be running out go ideas anytime soon! Please continue to send those in. Also, I know how people say I shouldn't do romance so often, and I want to say, yes, I actually try not to, even if it doesn't show that much. It's just that there are so many… unusual pairings, so that sometimes gets my attention.

This letter will be about romance because someone requested it. If you have a problem with it, then maybe you could send an request without romance to help me along. Thank you!

Dear Mortals,

How come sometimes you guys do threesome pairings? I don't even get how that works,- Annabeth was no help. Last I checked, she was blabbing about the logic of pairings using tons of complicated words, which is the downside to dating who I'm sure is the Smartest Girl On Earth.

And if it wasn't weird enough, the people you usually pair me with in those stories are my cousins. Well not really, but still. I mean Thalia? She's a friend. Besides, she's a Hunter, and if Artemis discovers those stories, I'm a jackalope.

Hope you understand,

Percy