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Okay. I think I calmed down a bit.

So today, I decided to update, and then I come and realize I've got, like 113 reviews and start jumping up and down while squealing. SUCH AN AWESOME SURPRISE. And it really helped that I was already having an awesome day today, so COOKIES FOR EVERYONE! (::) (::) (::) (::)(::)(:::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(:::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(:::)(:::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)

Now for the chapter.

Dear Mortals,

Wow. Never expected that to happen….

Is there a problem, Seaweed Brain?

NO, of course not, it's just-

Regrets?

Gee, Annabeth, cut the guy some slack.

Yeah, everyone knows he's only got eyes for you.

Yeah. Sometimes you guys act so lovey dovey it makes me feel sick. Um, no offence.

Um, none taken. I think….

Guys. Shouldn't we introduce ourselves? They might not know who we are…

I was about to say that. Just in case you haven't guessed, I'm Annabeth, daughter of Athena.

Okay. Hi, I'm Percy.

Jason.

This is Piper.

I'm Frank.

And I'm Hazel. We're the seven.

Minus Leo.

Yeah, minus Leo. He's um…

Busy.

Yeah, busy. That's a good word for it. You see…

He's lovesick.

With this girl.

Her name is Calypso.

Of course, Percy of all people knows her name…

Not again….

I'm getting a headache.

I'm pretty sure it'll be worse when Calypso arrives…

Wait,- WHAT?! She's coming? Oh man….

Forgot to buy a gift for your sweetheart?

Annabeth, I swear, it's not like that!

Oh, really? What's it like, then?

It's just that I left, and I tried to-

Go back?

NO! I tried to release her, because um, how do I put this… well, I don't love her the way I love you, but that doesn't mean she deserves what has happened to her. To have her heart broken over and over. I should have made sure the gods kept their promise, but I didn't. If she comes here… I'll be glad that she's out, but it might cause a lot of tension. Please don't get the wrong idea.

… I'm no expert on love, but I'm pretty sure she's getting the wrong idea.

No, duh.

…Let's change the topic. We're here about Leo, not to argue over relationships. Annabeth?

*long silence* Fine. I'll do it later. Let's get down to business.

Finally. Thank Artemis that's over!

*menacing glare*

Ugh, I mean, let's start!

So here's the thing. See, apparently Leo vanished somewhere for a few days after an attack on the ship.

Yeah. And then she comes back, and he's…

Different.

Uh-huh. And none of us knew what was going on.

Yup. And now he's getting really distracted.

Like the time he walked RIGHT INTO the mast.

Or the time where he couldn't find his work belt.

Which was on his waist.

Or when he started staring off into the distance and started muttering things like, 'I'm coming back for you, just wait a while longer'.

Even I have to admit that was pretty creepy.

Ditto. I almost thought he was possessed so something. But the time I think he was the most distracted was when he drank five cups of his 'Leo's Awesome Demigod Lattes'.

Hyperactive person alert.

AND he hogged the washroom.

Really? I seem to remember that you two fought over the bathroom like kindergarteners.

Busted.

Ouch.

We did not fight over the bathroom like kindergarteners! It was mine, I got there first!

Don't worry Percy. Nobody believes you.

You guys didn't even notice it was the GIRL'S washroom.

And there were other ones you guys could have went to. Did you really think there was only the one?

Gee, thanks. You guys are the best friends ever. I feel so loved right now.

Anyways, we didn't know until one day Annabeth found some fanfics about it.

Which was kind of hurtful, because Leo is our friend. He could have told us!

But he didn't. Instead, we found out through you guys.

I guess this is just our way of saying thanks for keeping us up to date about that. I was getting worried.

Thanks, guys.

Thank you.

Thanks!

Thank you all.

Thanks. Even if some of you guys are calling me something like 'panda man'.

LOL.

Shut up.

Boys!

What?

Not you. Those two.

Why us?

Because you're complaining. Let's sign off already.

Fine.

We're signing off in three…

Two.

ONE!

Sincerely,

The Seven (Minus Leo) *Dramatic music plays for no reason*

Man that was longer then I expected. Thank everyone who reviewed. I haven't even read any yet- I just know I have a lot, so I'm going to read them now. This is why no one has a shout-out or anything, in case you're all wondering.

See you next chapter,

jayan0706