3-Z Okikagu Fanfict
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"Eh!" Everyone belled. All of the students in class 3-Z had no idea what their Ginpachi was thinking.
"Like I said," calmly spoke their homeroom teacher, "Since tomorrow is Halloween so everyone will wear their given costume and act like that designated costume for the whole day tomorrow,"
Everyone started to quietly talk with one another.
Ginpachi took out a brown box and placed it on his front desk. "Everyone, please pick out of this box and whatever," he let out some smoke, "You may twist your costume a bit but the main thing must still be there,"
Pretty much everyone was against the idea, but since it was their favorite Ginapachi-sensei everybody agreed to it and got up in a straight line.
Toshiro was the first one to pick out of the box.
"I got a prince," he said in an unsatisfied tone. "How is this suppose to be fun..."
Next one was Otae. When she looked at the slip that she took out of the box, she was speechless. But she kept on smiling, no... It was her evil smile. The smile where she looks like she wants to punch someone. She walked over to Ginpachi and grabbed him by the collar.
"HEY! Why the hell is there a costume like this one huh? And more importantly, why did it have to be me HUH!"
Her eyes were getting red and a fiery aura came to play. She was getting very frustrated as the teacher decided to stay calm.
"Ma, Ma..." he said in his usual tone, "No need to be frustrated, you should be glad that you got such a unique costume... Unless," he paused for a moment, "unless you can't handle it," he released more smoke out of his mouth, "is this costume too much for you?"
...
"KORA! WHY THE HE'LL DIDYA PUFFED SOME SMOKE AT MY DELICATE FACE HUH!" Otae screamed in a monstrous tone. She not only began to shake him as hard as she could, but she also slammed him onto the classroom floor. When she was done, she clapped her hands together and smiled at the rest of her classmates which made them a bit startled.
"I think I'll keep this costume, it'll be very interesting," she stated, "Plus it will make me very unique!" she smiled for a moment and then left through the front door leaving a speechless classroom and an injured teacher.
Hijikata just sighed has he walked towards the teacher, "I'll take him to the nurse's office, finish up while I'm gone," and out went the mayo lover with his wavy haired teacher.
"I'll go next," volunteered Shinpachi. He stuck his hand inside the box, "I wonder what I'll get," he spoke in a positive voice. When he pulled his hand out, he read the little slip. "I got a clown," he said with a smile.
Kagura began to chuckle, "Hehe, you can never pull off being a clown for someone as boring as you," she snickered.
In shock, Shinpachi slammed his hand onto the desk. "Of course I can!" he shouted, "I'll be the best clown you've ever seen!" he ran towards the door and when he was about to slam it he said "I'll make you apologize to me and you will bow down to me!"
SLAM!
Unmoved by shinpachi's speech, everyone began to normally take out slips from the box.
"I got a cowboy," Katsura said.
"A police for me," Kathryn spoke.
"I got a gorilla," said Kondo.
"Magician," Takasugi's note said.
This kept on going for a while until Kagura and Okita were left.
Kagura placed her arm in the box while she was glaring at Okita.
I never understand what he's thinking.
Through her thought process, Okita began to speak in an arrogant tone.
"You're going to get a bad one," he mockingly said. "Even worse than that 2nd placed monstrous lady whatever it was," the sadist moved closer to Kagura, "Of course, 1st place will always be you,"
Kagura began to growl at Sougo, "Don't get too cocky, not everything you say is right," she picked up her paper and began to unfold it, "See! I got a warrior! That's not a bad costume!" she gloated.
Okita just laughed for a moment, "Ha! That's so unfeminine like you!" he said.
Kagura made a fist, "I too can be feminine if I want to!" she declared.
"Che, as if," the supreme S said. "You can't even make a boy waver,"
"I can make you waver!"
"Who said I was talking about myself?"
"Ah, so you're saying that I can make you feel uncomfortable!"
"That's not what I meant,"
"Ya huh!"
As their daily fight was about to burn up, Kondo came into play.
"C'mon you guys," he begged, "Don't be like this," he patted on their backs, "Please calm down, Sougo still needs to pick out a costume before Ginpachi-sensei comes back,"
Okita was the first one to react, "I got it Kondo-san," he placed his arm in the box, "I can't possibly get such a stupid costume like a warrior. He raised his arm and unwrapped the piece of paper like Kagura.
The only difference was that his face turned white.
"Huh? What's wrong Sougo?" asked the gorilla looking man, "You look a bit pale,"
A few seconds past since Okita froze, then he immediately crumpled the piece of paper and placed it in his pocket, "I am so not coming to school tomorrow,"
"Eh!" exclaimed Kondo, "Why not?"
"Cuz, this is stupid," the Sadist whined, "I'm going to go to the roof,"
"W-Wait!" bellowed the stalker, "You can't go yet!"
"Why not?"
"Cuz," Kondo began to think of a reason, "Because-"
"Because then you'll be wimping out of the competition!" Interrupted the girl with the swirly glasses. "And that means you lost to me, now you wouldn't want that now would you,"
The sadist began to turn around.
And Kagura started to smirk.
He just glared at the red headed girl, "I never said that I wouldn't go to school tomorrow," he lied.
Kondo made a face "Huh! But-"
"I thought so," Kagura knowingly said. "Until tomorrow,"
"Whatever,"
Both of them went outside of the classroom and went to different directions. They don't want to waste a moment for them to create their costumes.
All was left was the rest of the classmates and Kondo.
"But class isn't over yet..."
The next day...
"Wow Chief!" exclaimed Yamazaki who was in an anpan outfit, "You're costume looks very nice!"
Kondo agreed in laughter, "I know right! It took me all night to make the fur look real!"
"I can see that...!" Yamazaki started to touch the brown fur, "And your face really looks like a gorilla too!"
"I don't have a mask on..." Kondo said.
"Really?" Yamazaki said in amazement, "Are you sure?"
Before they could finish their conversation, another person bursted into the classroom.
"Hello Everyone!" shouted Otose. She walked towards the gullible Zaki, "You like my outfit?"
"Um... What are you exactly?" asked the boring character.
"Why I'm a Queen of course!"
"Oh... ah..." Zaki was stammering, wondering what to say.
Ah! Her costume looks so ugly! I can't even look at it! A queen! Enough with that crap! It looks more like a queen for an ugly fest! Rah! Um, but she probably only came to me because she wanted to be complemented... so um...
"You look absolutely ugly," Zaki proudly said. Right when he actually realized what he said, he could see Otose getting very angry, "What? Wait! I mean beautiful!" he said, trying to cover it up with a smile. "V-Very b-b-beautiful..."
Otose began to smile again, "Why thank you," the old lady said, and started trotting off somewhere to gossip with her other ugly friends.
In the back, Takasugi was doing magic tricks that kind of looked like black magic. He wanted to be an evil magician.
"That's so like him," Kondo said under his gorilla costume. He started to look around, "I wonder where's Otae-san!" he said with a bright smile, "I want her to see how well I worked on my gorilla suit~" he began to blush, "Plus, I want to see what she's wearing,"
Zaki began to wave in front of his face, "Oi! Cheif! You're not thinking anything... dirty... right?"
"W-Well of course not!" Kondo waved his hands back and forth, his pink color turned into a bright shade of red, "Why would I-"
And then the door opened once again.
Otae-san!Kondo was thinking as he violently turned his head back. But it wasn't Otae, it was Sougo.
With no costume.
"Eh!" Kondo exclaimed. "It's not Otae..."
Yamazaki took the surprise, "Okita-san, why aren't you wearing a costume?"
Okita began to squirm a bit, "It's under my uniform,"
"Then take your uniform off so we can see your costume!" Isao said, already over the disappointment.
"No," Sougo said.
"Huh! Why?" Zaki and Kondo said in unison.
Sougo was getting irritated, "I'll show it later!" he shot back, "Just not now..."
When he was about to walk to his desk, the door opened once again. Okita turned around wondering who it was. When he saw who the person was, he widened his eyes.
It was Kagura
And she was beautiful.
Well, more than usual at least.
Kagura, seeing the reaction from Okita, began to smirk and put her hands on her hips, "Surprised aren't ya,"
Okita was about to nod but then he realized, if he agrees... that's the same thing as admitting defeat. So he did the second thing he wanted to do.
He laughed.
At first, it started out as a snort... then a giggle, and then a hardcore laugh which made him fall to the ground. The irritated Kagura began to feel embarrassed and started to stomp on him as Okita was still laughing on the floor.
The other students began to stare at the two who were having their usual dispute. A few ran up to them and tried to stop it.
"Leader!" shouted Katsura while he was restraining Kagura, "You musn't use violence,"
"Shut Up and let me do what I want!" Kagura rambled on, "Let me go!"
Okita just kept on laughing and rolling around the dirty floor.
"Kora! You sadist stop laughing damn it!" Kagura shrieked, "What's your costume then huh! Where is it!"
Just then the sadist began to stop laughing and in replacement his face turned pale like yesterday.
"Hmm?" Kagura began to smirk, "Is it really that bad?"
"No way china!" Okita defended, "Mine is not as bad as that Dog food lover over there!" he pointed towards where Toshi was sitting in his Mayo Prince Costume.
"Hey! Don't make fun of my costume!" Toshiro intimidated, "My costume is awesome, respect the mayo! It's not dog food damn it!"
"He, whatever you say," Okita doubted.
"Kora! Don't use sarcasm on me damn it!"
At the worse most possible time, Shinpachi came into the room with his clown suit on.
"Hello! I'm bananas!" he said in a goofy voice, and then he honked his red nose.
...
The whole room was quiet, and then it bursted into laughter.
"That's so unoriginal," giggled Kagura with her hand over her mouth, "I guess Megame can never be like those colorful characters,"
In shame, Shinpachi closed the door once again and ran to the bathroom shouting, "You're all so mean!"
Everyone, who doesn't feel guilty for what they had done, just began to talk with their peers once again like a normal class.
Kagura looked at Okita who was now quietly sitting on the ground. She tilted her head up as if she took superior. "So what's your costume?"
Okita just shot her a cold look, "I'm not going to tell you china,"
"Why not? C'mon, just-"
"I'm here!" exclaimed a familiar voice as the door slid open.
Kondo, of course, immediately recognize the feminine voice, "Otae-san! You're he-"
His voice faded away once he saw her costume.
"O-" he had to swallow to regain his voice, "Otae-san... What are you...?"
All she could do was smile to hide her humiliation, "Can't you see? I'm a nose of course!"
There were giggles and snorts coming from every person, the sound gradually got louder which offended Otae.
"Haha, a nose?" said Kathryn, "What a stupid costume, is that a piece of booger I see?"
A vein popped on her forehead, but she kept her smile, "No, I don't think so Kathryn... and what are you suppose to be? A smoke addict? A Hag?"
She placed her fist out at her, "No! I'm a sexy police man damn it!"
The girl in the nose costume tilted her head, "Hmmm... I don't see the sexy part..."
"Why you...!"
When they were about to have a cat fight, Kondo jumped in between them with his hands out, "Now you guys, there's no need to fight," he turned to Otae, "Otae-san, I think your costume is very cute!"
The brown haired girl just smiled again, "It's even worse when you say it," she said bitterly.
"Eh! But-"
"Yeah, seriously," Kathryn spoke in an arrogant tone, "there's no need to compliment her costume! After all, mine's better,"
"Ha!" Tae's eyes began to turn red, "What didya say!"
"You know what I said you old hag!"
"You're the old hag here!"
Sparks started flying and their fight had begun. Desks and chairs were flying everywhere. Slowly, everyone started to jump into the fight.
Everyone except Okita and Kagura.
Kagura, who didn't want to get into this mess, ran out of the door grabbing Okita's hand.
"Oi China, what are you-"
"Shut up!" Kagura interrupted.
As they ran out of the door in through the hallway, Okita began to grin. "So you've finally fell for me huh?"
Kagura ran to a stop, a moment of silence has occurred. "No way,"
"What?"
She turned around and began to shout, "I said no way will I ever like a Sadist like you!"
Before he could react, she punched him in the face so hard that he was send backwards and hit the wall on the other end of the hallway.
Somehow, Okita was only scraped and bruised... nothing serious. As he was regaining consciousness from his 2 second comma, he began to rub his aching head. When he was opening his eyes, he saw the girl with the swirly glasses coming closer to him.
"Uhg that was a bit harsh, I was just joking with you ya know,"
Her eyes widened in shock, now she can't stare at him directly in the eye. "I-I knew that,"
He just smiled, "Of course you did," he sarcastically said.
"Shut up..." Kagura began to squirm a bit, "The reason why I took you out here was because I thought you didn't want to show your costume in front of everyone,"
"Are you just trying to change the subject?"
"No! I'm telling the truth!" Kagura defended.
He began to look down, "I don't want to show it to anyone..."
"Not even me?"
"Nope,"
Kagura sounded a bit disappointed, "I see..." she began to walk back to the classroom, "Well, see you later then," she said, trying to sound more enthusiastic.
Okita, who felt bad, consciously grabbed her wrist, "Wait,"
The china girl, who could help it, began to blush behind her bangs. She slightly turned her head to look at Okita, "What?"
"I'll show you," he finally said.
"Your costume?"
"Yeah,"
Kagura began to hesitate, "Really?"
He let goes of her hand, "If you promise not to laugh,"
The red haired girl's face calmed down a bit so she completely turned around, "I promise,"
"Okay,"
She saw him take off his jacket, for some reason this made her feel uncomfortable but she didn't say anything. When he revealed his top part of the costume, it was pink. Then something flashed in Kagura's mind. Don't tell me...
Once he took of his pants, she was sure. Then she covered her mouth.
He was a nurse.
In his pocket, it was the nurse's hat, so he took it out and placed it on his head. When he was done, he looked at Kagura with a poker face to see how she would react.
He could see her face turning red and her right hand covered her mouth. He didn't like it but he knew what that meant.
She was about to laugh.
Kagura began to crouch down into a ball, trying to hide her laughter. But she couldn't, the look was just too funny for her.
"Hahaha! You look so ridiculous!" she began to hug her stomach, "I can't believe you're a nurse!"
Sougo began to get angry, "Shut up! You said that you wouldn't laugh china!"
"Sorry, Sorry," was all she could say. She took off her glasses so she could wipe off her laughing tears. After a few more giggles, she began to calm down. The both of them were quiet for a bit until Kagura broke it.
"Sorry," she smiled as she was looking down.
He looked at her suspiciously, "For what?"
"You probably only told me what you were because I looked disappointed right?"
Okita just looked all over the hallway, embarrassed, "No, I just felt like telling you at the last moment,"
"Seriously?"
He looked at her at the corner of his eyes and began to smirk. "Who knows,"
Kagura widened her eyes and the immediately looked out of the window, "Anyways..."
"You know,"
Kagura peered over him again, "What?"
"You laughed at my costume, so now you owe me something,"
Kagura made a face, "Guh... what do I need to do?"
Okita placed his hand under his chin and leaned on his leg. "Hmmm, I wonder..."
"Stop playing with me you Sadist,"
All he did was smile at her, "Oh! I got it," he said in a deadpanned voice.
Kagura was getting a bit nervous, "What do I have to do,"
He smirked, "Oh, nothing hard," he pointed outside of the window, "I just want you to get me a bag of chips from that store,"
Kagura face brightened, "Really? That's easy, well I guess I'll-"
"But!"
"But..?"
He grinned, "You have to give the bag of chips to me right here under 10 minutes"
Kagura's jaw dropped, "Eh! But a normal person by foot can only get there by 15 minutes minimum! And I have to run back too!"
"Yeah but your not normal now are you,"
That left her speechless, she just got up and stepped on his foot. That made Okita in pain.
"Urg! My foot! What was that for damn it!"
She just stuck her tongue out, "You suck! I'm going to bring a bag of chips to you in 8 minutes flat! You'll see!" she started running, "You better still be here!"
Okita just smiled, "You bet china,"
Kagura began to run as fast as she could, she saw many people staring at her like she's crazy or something. When she finally got to the store she looked at the time, "Cool! I have 5 minutes to spare!" she exclaimed.
She looked through the aisle where the bag of chips are, she decided to choose the first one she sees. She picked it out and went to the clerk. After she left the shop, she felt regenerated. "Hehe, I'll show that bastard,"
She began to run; she was pretty close to see the big clock on top of the school. She realized that she doesn't have much time left so she began to run a bit faster. All she could see was the school, she totally forgot about her surroundings which was a mistake.
A loud crash was heard and horns were honking. The next thing she knew, blood was seeping through her head.
And everything went black.
Okita, who was still sitting at the same place for 20 minutes, looked through his phone, "Where is that damn girl? Did she give up?" He closed the lid of his phone, "Maybe I overestimated her a bit too much,"
He was about to go to sleep when he heard someone walking through the hallways. He looked up and it was Otae in her nose costume.
"Hey you," he called out.
Otae turned around with a worried face on, "Me?"
He put his jacket on to hide his costume, "Yeah,"
The brown haired girl walked over to Okita, "I have some important news to tell you,"
The sadist didn't exactly care what the news was, "What is it?"
Otae tried to avoid eye contact and placed her gripped hand on her chest, "Well it's Kagura... she..."
Okita's eyes immediately widened in panic and stood up, "What? What happened to her?"
"Well, I guess she was running through a busy street and..." Otae's voice began to die out.
Okita grabbed a hold of Otae's collar, "Where is she?"
"W-Well she's in the nurse's office right now so-"
Before she could finish her sentence Okita went running towards the nurse's office.
Damn it! What have I done!
He slammed the door open and found a red head looking outside of the window.
As he was panting, he forced two words out of his mouth; "Thank God..."
She looked over to see who was visiting, "Oh... The sadist is here,"
"Why do you sound so depressed that I'm here?"
"Cuz I am,"
Okita just smirked, "Please, I know that you're happy to see me,"
"No I'm not!"
She paused for a moment, "What are you doing here?"
He looked at her, "I'm a nurse for today,"
She just had a delinquent smile, "Ah playing your part I see,"
"How are your injuries?"
She just smiled, "They're all healed! I'm 100% better! That was nothing compared to what happens in my hometown!"
He sounded a bit nervous, "I see," he slowly walked up to her, "So what exactly happened?"
She placed her hand on her head, "Ahaha, well you see I was carelessly walking through the streets and then a car hit me..."
"It sounds like you're trying to make it sound funny,"
"Well that's because it is funny,"
"No it isn't!" shouted the sadist unexpectedly.
Kagura immediately backed down.
"You could've got yourself killed you idiot," his fingers went through his hair, "Watch where you're going next time,"
Kagura began to pout, "Sorry,"
A few seconds passed and then Kagura just remembered something, "Oh yeah!" she said out loud. She began to dig through her pockets and took something out, "One bag of chips for you," she said.
Sougo just stared at the bag of chips that Kagura was dangling in front of his face.
"I don't break my promises you know,"
The sadist just took the bag of chips out of her hands and placed it on the table. "I'll eat it later,"
The china girl began to smile, "So..."
Okita looked at her weirdly, "'So' what?"
She began to lean closer to Okita, "So since I risked my life to give you that bag of chips, don't I get a thank you?"
The sadist just stared at her.
"C'mon, it's the last you can do! Just say-"
Before she could finish her sentence, Okita began to hug her romantically.
"O-oi, sadist," Kagura began to turn red, "What are you doing?"
He began to let go and placed his hands on her shoulders, "I'm saying thank you of course,"
Kagura started to push him away in embarrassment, "That's not how you say thank you damn it!"
He placed his hand on his chin, "Hmm, are you sure?"
"Positive!"
He began to smirk, "Then do you want me to say thank you in a seductive voice?"
Her face turned bright red, "N-No Way!" she threw her pillow at him, "Get out!"
He dodged her attack and took his bag of chips and headed straight to the door, "Now Now China, no need to lose your temper so easily,"
"Whatever!"
He began to smirk, "Well, that's expected of you," and then he shut the door behind him.
She began to shout in annoyance, "You damn sadist! How am I suppose to sleep now!"
The next day, Ginpachi, who was smoking his lollipop, looked at everyone in disappointment.
"I'm very disappointed to say that no one passed the assignment," he said in a 'I don't care' tone.
Everyone started to chat amongst of one another in surprise.
"Everyone quiet down," he said with his dead fish eyes, "All of you guys had awesome costumes, but you didn't act like them so everyone failed,"
Okita began to raise his hand, "Ginpachi-sensei, I was working in the nurses office and I was a nurse,"
Ginpachi shook his head, "Yes but a little birdie told me that you were just lounging around and didn't really help anyone, therefore that doesn't count,"
The sadist slowly took his hand down, "Damn it..."
The bell rung for their free time period.
Kagura was writing in her diary when Otae walked over to her.
"Hey Kagura-chan,"
She looked up in delight, "Anego!"
"How are you?"
"I'm good,"
"Your birthday is tomorrow right?"
"Oh yeah," she mumbled while she was smiling weakly.
"What's wrong?" Otae asked in a worried tone.
"Huh? Oh nothing! Okay! I'm going to make onii-chan buy me tons of cake tomorrow!"
Otae just laughed, "That's so like you,"
Listening to their conversation was Okita Sougo. He was thinking a bit and left the classroom to sleep on the roof.
Her birthday's tomorrow huh...
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