Dear Mortals

by jayan0706

The characters from PJO and Kane Chronicles send us fanfiction authors letters on their opinions about some of the stuff people are writing. Read on if you're not opposed to being threatened or dying of laughter.

27. Chapter 27

Hi people. I have no idea what to say here.

Dear Mortals,

FIVE REASONS WHY THALIA COULD NOT BE WITH NICO DI ANGELO=

1. I'll turn Nico into a jackalope.

2. She's a Hunter. Men, honestly. And even some maidens-how could you have become so led astray? My Hunters do not have affairs with males.

3. I'm pretty sure Thalia has no interest in Nico romantically. Before she saw sense, Thalia liked Luke, and those two boys are very different people.

4. In a way, the two of them are cousins, so the idea that they would be dating I find a little… unusual.

5. Did I mention I'd turn him into a jackalope? If so, that definitely needed to be stated twice.

Godly yours,

Artemis

Was it boring? I actually started writing it from Thalia's point of view, but then I got the idea to write it from Artemis' mind instead, so yeah. See you all next chapter! :)