An OkiKagu Fanfict

Here is the next chapter! Thank you for those who commented the last chapter: Sherphy, Rosesinthenight, korenai-chan, and little101! It means a lot to me! ^^ I hope you guys enjoy this chapter! XD

Disclaimer: I do not own Gintama

As Kagura walked downstairs, she began to yawn in a unfeminine manner. As she was about to eat her boxful of rice, she saw a note on the counter.

Dear Kagura,
Happy Birthday! Sorry papa can't be here tonight, he had some unexpected plans to take care of. Don't worry, your brother will take care of you and there's cake in the fridge. Love you!
Dad

Kagura picked up the note and tossed it in the trash, "As expected," she mumbled to herself.

Ever since her mom died, her father never made it home to celebrate her birthday. All she really had was Sadaharu and Kamui (but in truth, she rather not have an overprotective brother around).

As she was finishing her last bowl of rice, she saw Shinpachi running down her street. So Kagura took one last bowl of rice and ran out of the door to catch up to the boy in the glasses.

"OI! MEGAME! WAIT UP!"

Now at school...

Since it was her birthday, Kagura decided to take out a notebook and write down what she was wants to do today with little doodles to accompany it.

Eat 100 servings of my favorite cakes.

Cream the Sadist

Have a party

Hurt Kamui

Under than she made a list of what she wanted to have.

2 year supply of pickle seaweed

Jewelry to make me look sophisticated

A personal chief

She paused for her fourth wish. Then she started scribbling.

To hear papi say 'Happy Birthday' to me

Kagura began to stare at that wish. The more she stared at it the more selfish she felt. Just before she could erase it, she felt something warm on her shoulders. When the alien girl was about to turn around, the voice it spoke already identified himself.

"Hm... so this is the one and only china's drawings,"

Flustered, Kagura immediately closed her notebook and covered her body to hide it. She violently turned towards the Sadist.

"W-what are you doing here!" she exclaimed in a nervous tone.

The boy could do nothing but smile, "Nothing much, just checking on what stupid things your doing today,"

"What! The things I do are not stupid!"

"That's a matter of opinion,"

"Why you..."

As they were having their glaring showdown, Kagura saw that Okita was grabbing onto her shoulders. In surprise, she punched the daylights out of him while saying "Don't touch me you idiot!"

Poor Sougo, who was just curious, went flying across the room and landed in the bookshelf. Since he was use to these things, he was able to shake it off without going to the infirmary.

Kagura, who was desperately trying to hide her red face, slowly opened her birthday notebook and read it over once just to make sure.

I hope that Sadist didn't see anything else other than my pictures...

In the middle of her thinking, Otae and Kyuubei came over with a warm smile on their faces. Once she realized someone was walking towards her, she immedetly closed her book.

"Do you guys need something?" she asked while placing her hand on the notebook.

The two girls looked at eachother with happy faces and then looked back at Kagura which made her confused.

"Happy Birthday!" they simutaniously said. Each of them were holding out their individual present to give to her.

Kagura clapped her hands together and had a big smile on her face. "Wah! Anego! Kyuubei!" her smile softened as she took the presents, "Thank you,"

She decided to open Otae's first since hers was the bigger one.

Kagura began to rip the wrapping paper like a 5 year old on Christmas day.

"Wow!" Kagura exclaimed as she gently picked the item out of the box. It was a necklace, it looked real but it wasn't. It had "Diamonds" and "Gold" that surrounded them looping around the other precious looking gems. "Anego, can you put it on me please?"

The brown haired just smiled, "Sure Kagura-chan," she picked up the necklace and wrapped it around Kagura's neck. She could feel the cold metal touching her pale skin. "Done!"

She turned to her "Big Sis", "Thank you!"

Kagura picked up the next present, this time it wasn't wrapped. It was just a box with a very simple design. Kagura excitingly opened it and found a cellphone keychain inside it.

"Woah!" the Yato girl happily said as she picked the keychain up. "It's so cute!"

The keychain was a baby bear sitting next to a bowl of white rice.

"I'm glad you like it," Kyuubei said while blushing.

She put the keychain on her cellphone, "There!" she showed it to Kyuubei, "It looks awesome!"

She placed her cellphone down and kept on grinning at the two of her besties, and then she began to hug both of them with her cheeriness, "Thanks you guys!"

They both smiled, "Your welcome,"

In the middle of their happy moment, the sadist randomly popped in, "Sorry to ruin the moment but class is starting," Okita said in his usal deadpanned voice.

Kagura began to growl, "Since when did you care about class starting?"

Sougo began to shrug, "Maybe I just wanted to be a good student from now on,"

"Liar,"

He slightly raised his hands but still kept the poker face, "Okay Okay, you caught me," he began to smirk, "I actually can't stand these happy moments, it seriously grosses me out,"

Kagura let out a fist, "Oh shut up! That's because you never had a happy moment in your life that you can't let anyone else have one right!"

"No,"

"Stop denying, I know you have jealously,"

"As if, I just find these moments very... disturbing,"

Her temper is about to get loose, "Eh! What didya say?"

"Okay everyone," popped in Ginpachi-sensei, "please get into your seats,"

Right after he said that all of his lovely students went into their seats without question.

As the teacher was 'teaching' about the new movie that came out, Kagura began to doze off out of boredom. Soon she began to close her eyes for a little nap...

"Happy Birthday!" congratulated Umibozo while his wife was holding a cake.

Kagura, who is 6 years old, exclaimed, "Thank you so much Mummy, Papi!", she began to smile, "I love you all!"

Kamui, with his usual smile said, "Eat as much cake as you want,"

Kagura just giggled and stared at the cake when her whole family began to sing the happy birthday song. "Ha..."

"Ka...gura...Kagura...Kagura!"

Kagura immediately shot up from her sleeping position, "Huh! What!" She exclaimed.

The whole class giggled as Ginpachi was putting his hands onto his sides frowning, "I know school is boring but please try and stay awake," he calmly said with his dead fish eyes.

Kagura tried to force a smile, "S-sorry..."

As the whole class laughed some more, Okita, who was at the desk next to Kagura's, was suspiciously peering over her.

When school ended, Kagura was packing her stuff slowly as the sun was setting.

"Kagura-chan," Otae said in a soothing tone, "you want to walk home together?"

The birthday girl just looked up and smiled, "Nah, it's okay!" she said confidently, "no perverts will get me!"

Otae, getting the message, giggled and smiled, "Okay then," she said. She began to leave the classroom, "See you this afternoon for you party!"

Kagura energetically waved as one of her best friends left. When she was finally out of site, Kagura looked back down at her backpack with a sad look on her face. A few minutes later she sighed.

"What's up with you?" asked a familiar voice.

Kagura jumped in surprise and immediately turned to see who it was. Her eyes widened in embarrassment, "S-Sadist!"

Okita began to walk to his desk.

"What are you doing here?" the china girl asked.

The sadist sat down on his desk and began to lay back, "I just got back from my nap," he explained.

Kagura narrowed her eyes to another direction, "Oh..."

Sougo began to stare at Kagura for awhile who seems to be avoiding contact. He was wondering why she was acting weirdly. After a minute or so he finally realized why and began to smirk.

He placed his head on his hand that's arm was standing upright and stared at Kagura intensely "Hm..."

Kagura was getting a bit uncomfortable, "W-What!"

The sadist's grin was getting bigger, "I guess someone can't get over a little hug,"

In surprise, Kagura instinctively almost fell back in her chair with a loud sound coming out of her mouth. Her face was getting redder as she was hiding it with her hand. "H-How did you..." she paused for a moment, "That's not why I'm acting weird you idiot!"

"Ah, so you're saying something is wrong,"

She gave him a glare, "I-I'm not acting weird," she moved her eyes around the room, "I'm just tired that's all..."

He just laughed a bit, "Uh huh,"

Kagura slammed her desk, "It's true!"

In amusement, Okita began to get up and walk over Kagura.

Kagura began to lean back on her chair, "O-oi..."

Sougo was right in front of her and began to extend his hand out to her.

"D-Don't come any closer or else I'll...I'll..."

Before she could think of what to say, the sadist began to pull on her hair.

"Ow!" Kagura immediately slapped his hand away in anger, "Kora! What the hell did you do that for!" She kept on rubbing her hair, "Ah... tch, it hurts..."

Even though his hand was in pain, he began to laugh, "Haha, what did you think I was going to do?"

Kagura turned from a hot pink to plain old red. She stood up in an instant and began to point at him, "Nothing! I just didn't want you to be near me because you stink!"

"Aw, do I really smell that bad?"

"Shut up!"

There was a moment of silence. Then Okita began to grin, "Today's your birthday right?"

She jumped a bit, "H-How did you know?"

"Someone told me," he paused for a moment, "Not that I care,"

"What?"

"As in I wouldn't bother remembering someone's birthday"

"Hey!" she held out a fist, "You're a classmate! You should at least remember everyone's birthday!"

"But I don't want to,"

"You!" she walked over to his desk and slammed it, "At least say happy birthday,"

"Happy Birthday," he said with a poker face.

"You totally did not mean that!"

"Hm, is that so..."

"Stop toying with me...!"

"Heh..." he began to dig through his pocket and took a small box out and placed it on his desk for Kagura to see, "This is a token of my apology,"

Kagura began to stare at him suspiciously and then stared at the box.

"What China?" Okita asked.

"You didn't tamper with it in any way... right?"

"Yes... No... Maybe so," Okita said in a dead-panned tone, "You just have to open it to find out,"

"Damn you..." she mumbled as she grabbed the box in a fast manner. First, Kagura began to sniff it and shake it. Finally, she slowly opened the lid a little bit. But then she closed it again.

"Well, are you going to open it?" asked Okita.

"Shut up and don't rush me you sadist!" shot back kagura. She counted to three and then open the lid really fast. At first nothing happened but then a big puff of smoke shot at Kagura leaving her with a very white face. Her vein popped and glared at the Sadist.

Okita, to piss her off more, tried to sound innocent, "What, what did I-"

"YOU DAMN SADIST!" she totally had it, she wanted to kill him. "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE RIGHT NOW!"

He began to run away with a smirk on his face, "Now isn't that going a bit over-"

Kagura put the box in her pocket and began to run after him, "Shut up and let me kill you! You have a total right to be dead right now!"

Kagura, now at home is waiting for her friends to come over. Just 5 more minutes until they come. She looked at her things to to list.

Eat 100 servings of my favorite cakes.

"I'll have that checked off soon,"

Cream the Sadist

"Yep, after school,"

Have a party

"I'm having one real soon,"

Hurt Kamui

"I'll do that when he gets home,"

After that, she looked at her most wanted gifts.

2 year supply of pickle seaweed

"I got that from Kamui,"

Jewelry to make me look sophisticated

"Yep, Anego gave me that,"

A personal chief

"Hm, I'll make Onii-chan give that to me as well..."

To hear my dad say 'Happy Birthday' to me

"... as if that will happen..."

She ripped off that part of the paper and put it in her pocket. Then when she heard the bell rang, she immedietly smiled and ran to the door as Sadaharu began to bark. She opened it and saw Otae, Kyuubei, Shinpachi, Ginpachi, and a few more.

"Happy Birthday!" they all said again.

Kagura just smiled, "Thanks you guys, come inside!"

They all came in after her, "I have a lot of cake for everyone to eat!"

The party lasted for hours. When the party ended the whole room was messy but everyone had a blast.

"Bye Kagura-chan," Shinpachi said as he was about to leave.

"Bye Bye, Kagura-chan," Ginpachi said as he waved with his dead fish eyes.

"Kagura-chan, I had a lot of fun," Otae said with a smile, "I'll see you back at school,"

"Bye everyone!" Kagura said in a happy tone, "I had a lot of fun as well!"

When the door closed, there was total silence. It was 10pm but Kagura didn't mind because there was no school tomorrow.

"I'll wash the dishes," Kamui said with a smile.

"Yeah, yeah, thanks," Kagura said with a poker face on. And so she went upstairs.

She jumped into her bed and let out a loud sigh. As she sat up, she heard a sound in her pocket and dug inside to see what it was. It was Okita's "present".

"Ah, this thing," Kagura said.

"That's what you get for doing such a dirty trick," Kagura said proudly as she clapped her hands together.

Okita, who was flat on the floor, began to rub his head, "Ow, that was so not cool china,"

"Whatever, neither was your trick,"

Kagura tossed the box at him, "I don't need this anymore,"

Okita caught the box with much effort, "Hey hey, you should keep it,"

"Why should I?" Kagura glared at him, "It's just going to blow up on me again,"

"No," the sadist slowly got up, "It only works once,"

"You're lying,"

"I'm not," Okita threw the box back at Kagura who instinctively caught it, "Just take it,"

The red haired girl began to think, "Fine," she finally said, "I'll take it... I'm going to go now,"

"Wait, you're going to leave an injured person alone?" he sarcastically said.

I know you're not injured you Sadist!"

Kagura placed the box on her bed and stared at it for a while. Then she began to open it cautiously. When the lid finally came off, nothing went off. In a sigh of relief, she dug through the box. Then she found something that caught her eye, it was a note.

She slowly opened the note:

Dear China,

"Uhg, it's the sadist,"

I decided to give you this note because I was bored. Today is, what, your 17th... 18th birthday? Well, whatever age you are you still have a body of a 10 year old and the strength of a monster.

Happy Birthday,
Okita Sougo

"That damn sadist..." an unknown aura was forming around her, "I'm going to kill you..."

P.S.

"Oh there's more..."

I saw what you wrote in your notebook thing and I found it very interesting.

"He's bluffing..." she began to read faster.

To cream me is nearly impossible; I only let you cream me. Also, you can eat 100 cakes everyday. You eat more rice than that everyday. And don't get me started on... Anyways, what you wanted for your birthday what very superficial. You? Wanting Jewelry? Wow, plus nothing can make you look mature. And a personal chief, really? You're not a rich girl you know.

"Oh my god... He read it!" Kagura could feel her face burning up. She didn't want anyone to read that.

Also, to talk to your dad. What, is he out of town? Anyways, in sum... I guess you got everything you wanted on your birthday. Also, I was the one who ate part of your lunch today. See ya.

"He... He...!" Kagura was speechless. She didn't know what to say. "I'm going to beat him up until he forgot what he saw in my notebook!" She began hitting the note with a pillow until the pillow itself broke. When she calmed down, she began to think about the note.

I guess you got everything you wanted on your birthday.

"No I didn't..." Kagura said to herself, "I never got my most wanted gift after all,"

As she went downstairs, she saw Kamui talking on the phone with his usual smile on.

"Onii-san, who are you-"

"Ah, she's here, she's here" Kamui said on the phone. He took the phone off of his ear and extended it to Kagura, "It's a call from someone you know," he said.

She grabbed it and placed it near her ear.

"Hello?" she said onto the phone.

"Hi Kagura, my sweet daughter," the man said.

"You-" she couldn't believe her ears, "D-Dad!"

"Yes, this is papa," he said in a soothing voice, "I came to call you because I felt bad for not being there,"

"It's okay," she said, "I had a great time with my friends,"

"You sure?"

"Yeah,"

The father laughed for a bit, "Well okay then, I love you,"

"Love you too,"

"Bye and..." he paused for a moment, "Happy Birthday Kagura,"

Before she could say anymore the father already hung up. She slowly placed the phone on the counter top.

"You baldie... you think you can just call me and everything will be alright?" she mumbled to herself.

Happy Birthday Kagura

She began to walk upstairs, "Whatever, I'll give you a pass this time since I'm so nice,"

Kamui stared at Kagura and just smiled.

Kagura sat on her bed and looked over at the note that the sadist gave her. "How did you know that I would get everything I wished for on my birthday," She looked at her notebook and turned to her birthday page. She dug into her pocket and took out the ripped piece of paper that she tore out. Then she took some tape and reconnected the page again. "There," she stated, "Much better,"

Kagura, now smiling, looked outside the window, "This was the best birthday ever!"

Meanwhile with Okita...

Okita was on the roof of his house looking at the stars, "I wonder if china's dad called her yet..."

SwirlyGirl3 has entered the dorm

SwirlyGirl3: Yo, you here?
SSBastard3Z: Yeah, I'm here.
SSBastard3Z: What do you want?
SwirlyGirl3: Geez and we haven't talked for a month too
SSBastard3Z: Ok, fine
SSBastard3Z: Oh, I'm here. Oh my gosh what's wrong?
SSBastard3Z: Better?
SwirlyGirl3:: Are you mocking me?
SSBastard3Z: In a way, yeah
SwirlyGirl3: Idiot
SwirlyGirl3: So you know that person that I remind you of?
SSBastard3Z: Ya, what of it?
SwirlyGirl3: What's her name?

Okita paused for a moment, "I guess I should twist her name a bit..."

SSBastard3Z: Her name is Nagura.
SwirlyGirl3: ….
SwirlyGirl3: Great, I represent a person with a stupid name?
SSBastard3Z: Shut up.
SSBastard3Z: Anywho, Even though you told me you don't have one... you must have someone somewhat special.

Kagura began to think, "I guess I should tell this dude about 'him'..."

SwirlyGirl3: His name is Rokita Sougono.
SSBastard3Z: Speaking of weird names...
SwirlyGirl3: Please, Nagura is way worse.
SSBastard3Z: No, Rokita Sougono is!
SwirlyGirl3: No, NAGURA!
SSBastard3Z: You know what, I don't care anymore...
SSBastard3Z: How is he special?

"I should probably tweek it a bit..."

SwirlyGirl3: Well, it's hard to explain.
SwirlyGirl3: It was my b-day today so he gave me a present but then it blew up on me. Inside of it was a note but even though it was offending it was kind of heart-warming...
SwirlyGirl3: Not only that but he hugged me once in the library and he gave me back my notebook even though he won it fair and square.
SwirlyGirl3: I seriously don't get him.

Okita widened his eyes, "Wow, this girl is very similar to..."

SSBastard3Z: I see.
SwirlyGirl3: Hey, I also want to ask you a question.
SSBastard3Z: Sorry, gotta go, bi

SSBastard3Z has left this dorm

What do you guys think? Please comment and share your thoughts so I can make the next one even better!

Also for those who don't know:

- Kagura's Birthday is November 3rd

- SwirlyGirl3 is Kagura

- SSBastard3Z is Okita Sougo

Tell me if you want me to leave previews for the next chapters here~

I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! If you have any questions just let me know!~

- Sahara