OkiKagu Fanfict

Finally finished this chapter! Thank you those who had commented which where champcluck29, korenai-chan, Hngha, Anello di Tempesta, Rosesinthenight, Dentedileone, and little101.

This chapter… I'm not very sure about.

Either way, I hope you enjoy! XD


It was after school and Okita slowly took off his special sleeping mask. Right now he needs to do his cleaning duty at school. He usually sleeps in so his partner could do all the work but if he skips it one more time, he would get suspended from school. It's not like he's worried about his reputation... after all it lets him sleep in some more. But he's beginning to feel entertained at this school...

"Uhg, I guess I should go," he finally said in a bored tone. He looked at the school's clock one more time and paused for a moment, "Eh, 5 more minutes," he told himself and began to lie back down.


Kagura, who was on time for her cleaning duty, was scrubbing the floor in a harsh way. She looked at the clock again, frustrated. It was 5:30pm and her partner was supposed to be here at 4:15.

"Where the hell is my partner...?" she whined to herself. She's going to kill whoever her partner was. When she about to continue with her chores, she heard the door slide open. Kagura immediately peered over to see who it was. Her stomach churned, "What are you doing here?"

The sadist just smiled, "I'm doing my cleaning duty of course,"

Kagura's eyes widened and immediately turned into a glare, "You're my partner?" She angrily pointed at the clock on the wall, "You were suppose to be here over an hour ago damn it! Where were you?"

"Sleeping,"

"What?"

Okita walked over to pick up a broom from the cabinet and pouted, "I was just planning to be a little late..."

"Enough with that face you sadist! You should be planning to be here on time anyways!" she looked away and continued to clean the floor, trying to hold back her anger, "Just clean the windows or something,"

"Okay okay," he said in a monotone voice. He lazily walked over to the windows to clean them. Both of them didn't talk for a while. Kagura was the first to speak.

"I still haven't forgiven you for last time..." she mumbled.

He slightly turned his head to get a good view of her, "Hm?"

"Don't 'hm' me!" she exclaimed, "On my birthday damn it..."

"Ooooh," he looked at the window again, smirking, "So you beating me up wasn't enough?"

"No way," she said, "That letter should've done you a hundred times worse!"

"Right right... the letter," he sprayed some water onto the window, "Well, everything I said was true,"

A vein popped on her forehead as she was trying to hold back her fearsome anger on him. She could see the floor that she was cleaning almost breaking. The redhead decided to clean the desks so she got up and walked over to one.

I guess you got everything you wanted on your birthday...

Her anger calmed down with confusion, she stared at her rival who was calmly cleaning the windows. Soon a daze came right after that. Before she could think she began to blurt out something, "How did you know that I would get everything on my birthday?" When Kagura finally realized what she had said, she immediately covered her mouth while blood was surging through her head.

Okita paused for a moment, thinking what he should say, finally he looked over her way with a smirk on his face, "Just a coincidence I guess,"

When Kagura stared into his mesmerizing eyes, her heart made a loud thump as she consciously looked down and continued scrubbing the desk.

What's wrong with me? Calm down... calm down...

During her thought, her cheeks were turning red, she didn't know what to do. She closed her eyes trying to freeze time in her head or to at least stop hearing her thumps so vividly. Her mixture of thoughts immediately came to a stop when she heard a loud crack. She slowly opened her eyes and realized that she accidentally broke the desk that she was cleaning.

Sougo, in surprise, turned around to find a broken desk in front of him. He was about to say that it was alright until he saw where the desk was.

It was his desk.

"S-sorry!" Kagura exclaimed. She frantically looked over to see what she could do, "Um... I'll fix it! I promise... um, oh shoot... where's the gl-"

"China!" Okita exclaimed, "What the hell did you do?"

Kagura was very surprised when Okita raised his voice, trying to hide her fear, she began to speak up, "I-I said sorry didn't I?" she protested, "And it was an accident!"

"Accident or no accident, you broke it!" he bellowed, "Is this how to take revenge on me? Payback? This is not funny china, you crossed the line!" His fingers roughly ran through his hair as he stared at the broken desk again in disgust, "God, and I liked that desk too..."

"Can't you just calm down?" Kagura harshly said, "It's just a desk!"

His eyes widened in shock, "If it's just a..." his voice trailed off and began to smirk. He walked over to her desk and raised his hand and began to clench his fist.

Kagura was getting suspicious, "Kora, what're you-"

Her voice was cut off with a loud smash that Okita made. He cracked Kagura's desk as well.

Kagura made a fist, "KORA!" she yelled, "WHAT THE HELL DIDYA DO THAT FOR? HUH?"

Okita's fist hurt but his joy overwhelmed it, "Who's angry about their desk now china?" he calmly said.

"That's because you smashed my desk on purpose you sadist!" Kagura exclaimed, "At least I said sorry!"

"Well how do I know that you were just pretending that it was an accident?" Shot back Okita, "I don't see how crushing a desk that is 'coincidentally' mine can be an accident to me!"

"Well it was an accident!"

"Really?" Okita doubtfully said, "And how can you prove that it was an accident?"

Before Kagura could open her mouth, she remembered when she looked into Okita's calming eyes. Those reddish-brown eyes made her freeze for a second until her face turned red.

"C-Cuz I was thinking about something and lost control of my strength for a second!" she uttered.

"Uhuh, sure, and I shot someone because I was thinking whether I should have worn red socks or the blue ones," he sarcastically said, "As if I'll believe that!"

"It's the truth!" she exclaimed. She knew she was lying but she could never tell him the actual story...

"Just tell me the truth china!" he demanded.

"I hate you you damn Sadist!"

She took out a broom and Okita did the same. They started to have a fight and the room was getting severely damaged. Furniture and pens were flying everywhere as the whole room shook...


"Huh?" Hijikata said while he was at basketball practice.

"What's wrong Toshi?" asked the gorilla man as he patted the mayo lover on the back, "Do you need to go to the bathroom?"

Toshi just looked at Kondo weirdly for a second, "No," he said, "I thought I heard a loud noise for a second there,"

"Ah don't worry, it's probably just your stomach," he said with his cheery smile.

"Like I said, I don't think-"

"Alright everyone!" Kondo shouted, "Toshi and I are going to go have a snack!"

"But I'm-"

"Cmon Toshi," Kondo coaxed, "Let's go!"

As Kondo grabbed onto Hijikata's shoulders, the black haired man just began to sigh.

"I'm not even going to try..."


One of the teachers from Gintama High was walking down a hallway where he heard a very loud sound. Out of curiosity he followed that commotion and came across a door that had "3-Z" on it. He slowly opened the door and found two students fighting like maniacs. He immediately looked around and found the whole room wrecked. The teacher, who didn't know what to do, was sweating bullets until someone from behind began to speak in a loud voice.

"STOP NOW YOU GUYS!" exclaimed the teacher who was no one else but Tsukuyo.

The two students kept on fighting as if no one was there, Tsukuyo began to get really angry and literally jumped in between them and grabbed the two by their shirts. "Didn't I say to stop fighting...?"

Okita and Kagura nonetheless still tried to hit one another but failed since their arms couldn't reach each other.

"You Guys!" Tsukuyo screamed, "Sit. NOW!"

The two students perked up and immediately sat down through fear. A drop of sweat went down on Okita's forehead.

Tsukuyo gave out a loud sigh and stared at the two. Then she began to walk back and forth, "You guys, when you two were supposed to be cleaning, you were fighting like children?" she glared at both of them, "I thought that this school had taught you better!"

"Well-," they simultaneously said.

The female teacher slammed her fist onto the desk which scared the two students, "No interrupting!"

They stood still and no voices came out of their mouths.

"Why would you guys do such a thing?" she asked bitterly.

"Well China here broke my desk on purpose so-"

"I did not break it on purpose!" defended Kagura, "It was an accident and I even said sorry!" She pointed directly at Okita, "That sadist should be the one to blame! He smashed my desk on purpose and never even apologized to me!" She complained, "Not only that but he fails to believe that what I did was an accident!"

"Well that's because what you did wasn't an accident!" Sougo shot back, "Plus you deserved to have your desk smashed since you did the same to me!"

"Well you-"

"SHUT UP!" Tsukuyo demanded.

The two students immediately shut their mouths.

"I can't beleive you guys would fight over something so childish!" the female teacher said. Tsukuyo paused for a moment, thinking of a punishment, "As your punishment, you two will have to clean up this whole mess you guys made AND pay for the damages equally," she finally said, "Not only that but you will spend your weekend this week on community service here,"

"But-"

"No Buts!" Tsukuyo exclaimed.

Kagura looked down on her knees.

"And one more thing," she looked at the two of them, "You guys must apologize to each other... A proper one!"

Okita and Kagura looked a bit shocked and then they turned to one another in embarrassment. They both could see what the outcome would be. They both knew what they wanted. They stubbornly turned the other direction.

"No way," the two students said.

"What?" the teacher was surprised, "If you don't, I'm going to have to let you work a little extra," she warned.

Okita was the first to speak, "Sensei, I don't care but I am not going to apologize to that monster until she apologizes first,"

Kagura angrily bitterly stared at him, "No way! I'm not going to say sorry unless that sadist says sorry first!" she protested.

They glared at each other and sparks were flying, "You should apologize first," Okita said.

"No you!" insisted Kagura.

"No... You!"

"No you!"

"Nooo, You!"

"No, You!"

"No you!"

No-"

"Shut up already!" Tsukuyo exclaimed. The teacher couldn't take it anymore, "Go and leave this school right now! I've had it with the two of you! Come back tomorrow to fix this mess!"

The two looked at the female teacher with surprise, then they both desperately walk out of the room in silence and stayed that way until they got home, thinking that the demon teacher is still watching over them...


Ginpachi, who was smoking his loli cigarette stared at the teachers with his dead fish eyes, "What?"

The teachers just pleaded, hoping that Ginpachi would say yes, "Please! You're our only hope!" they exclaimed, "those students only listen to you!"

"Eh~" the curly haired man just scratched his head, "But I don't want to..."

Tsukuyo came in and slammed the wall which almost broke, "Ginpachi-san... this is not something where you can choose to do it or not do it... this is a requirement... DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND?"

Ginpachi swallowed through fear, "Y-yes..." was all he could say.

Tsukuyo sat back down, "Good," she finally said, "Here's the plan..."


As Kagura opened her laptop, she grunted in a loud tone. Kamui, who was passing by her room, coincidentally heard it.

"What was with that un lady-like sound?" Kagura's older brother teased.

Kagura peered over to see who it was, "Oh onii-san," said the girl, "It's nothing," she lied.

Kamui, who was still unconvinced, just nodded, "Okay, well if you need anything just talk to me okay?"

The monstrous girl walked over to the door and tried to smile as best as she could. Kagura just rolled her eyes, "Okay okay," she closed the door, "Night,"

When the door was completely shut, Kamui continued to walk down the narrow hallway thinking.

I wonder if something's bothering Kagura... Maybe I should check up on her once in awhile...


SwirlyGirl3 has entered this dorm

SwirlyGirl3: I hate him...
SSBastard3Z: Who?
SwirlyGirl3: Rokita Sougono...
SSBastard3Z: Aww, why?
SwirlyGirl3: I don't need your fake sympathy
SSBastard3Z: Che, fine. Don't take my sympathy
SSBastard3Z: But what did he do?
SwirlyGirl3: He... He broke something that I liked a lot
SSBastard3Z: And that would be...?

Kagura leaned back on her chair, "What should I say...?"

SwirlyGirl3: A vase
SSBastard3Z: ... So you're a vase addict or something?
SwirlyGirl3: Shut up, I'm not! I just liked that vase a lot...
SSBastard3Z: Well what a coincidence, she broke something I liked as well.
SwirlyGirl3: Nagura?
SSBastard3Z: Yep
SwirlyGirl3: What did she do?

Okita paused for a moment, "Hmmm..."

SSBastard3Z: She broke my action figure
SwirlyGirl3: Haha! You play with action figures?
SwirlyGirl3: That's priceless!
SSBastard3Z: Hey hey, it was my dad's!
SwirlyGirl3: : … I'm sorry to hear
SwirlyGirl3:
SwirlyGirl3: It's still funny though~
SSBastard3Z: You suck
SwirlyGirl3: Haha
SSBastard3Z: Well I have to go now, bi
SwirlyGirl3: Bye


What are they going to do to get Kagura and Okita forgive each other...? You'll have to read the next chapter to find out! ^-^

I hope you guys liked it! It would make me very happy if you can comment on what I can improve on or to just tell me your opinion on this story. I would gladly hear your suggestions!

If you still didn't know...
- Rokita Sougono is Okita Sougo
- Nagura is Kagura

Also, to answer one of my commenter's questions on the last chapter: No, Okita doesn't know that it is Kagura on the other side on the e-pal. Neither does Kagura. XD