Hello everyone! Did any of you guys have Track and Field yet? I have. I failed so badly, partly because I was sick and kept feeling like I was going to vomit. :( The only ribbon I got was participation. And everyone gets that ribbon, so boo-hoo for me. Anyways, enjoy the chapter!

Dear Mortals,

Who knew they had Wi-Fi in the Underworld?

Oh, hi guys. In case anyone's wondering, this is Luke.

I know you guys are probably thinking,- hey, how can it be Luke? I mean, he's dead, right? And to answer that question, yes, I am dead. I'm in Elysium, and apparently it has computers with Internet connection!

Plus, the cool thing is that since I'm already dead, I can use technology whenever I want. I mean, it's not like I can die twice, even if monsters do come. So I thought I'd experiment with this iMac for a while, and then I'd go for rebirth.

I did not expect to find these random Thaluke Chaos stories online.

Just for the record, I like Annabeth. Okay, sure I realized that right before I died… but still. I do not like Thalia that way, though I don't think it makes any difference. You guys are probably going to ship us together anyways.

And Chaos? Isn't that the abyss from which all things came to exist? I'm pretty sure Gaea, Tatarus, Eros, and Erebus rose out of Chaos. And than Gaea had all those Titan children, and than Kronos fathered Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Hades, Demeter, and Hestia. And than Zeus had a lot of children, and I'm not even going to bother naming them all.

Man, I have a complicated family.

Another thing that's kind of complicated is why you guys think the gods will turn on us and Chaos will help. In those stories, Annabeth always betrays Percy, which is totally unlike Annabeth and makes me feel kind-of sorry for Percy, even though he's dating the girl I like. I used to think the gods didn't care for us, but… now I think I've changed my mind. Not all gods are bad, and some really do care.

Not that I'm talking about anyone in particular. What? You think I'm talking about Hermes? ImostdefinitelyamnoteventhoughmaybeIdohopehecaresatleastalittlebit-um, hey! I'm on Facebook now! I wonder if it'll let me make a account…

See ya,

Luke

P.S. I was wondering… if any of you guys see Hermes…you know, around… will you tell him hi for me? Doesn't mean anything.