Have anybody's summer break started yet? I know a fan fiction author whose break started in May. Mine didn't start until June 25. Anyways, I want to thank everyone who's been reviewing so far! You guys are just so awesome. :) Keep up the good work!
Dear Mortals,
Hi, this is-
Anubis, Lord of Funerals, Keeper of the Dead, (A/N: Or something like that. Please excuse me if I'm wrong.) and the boyfriend of Sadie Kane.
Hey! I'm her boyfriend too! Er, this is Walt writing. Anubis is being a jerk, taking over my body like he owns it-
The jerk? Me? Don't listen to Walt,- he's just jealous that Sadie has a picture of me in her room but not him.
Don't listen to Anubis. He's lying,- I'm not jealous at all. I'm sure Sadie likes me better than him. Wait,- what picture?
The picture of me. And she does not!
Yes she does! Sadie told me she likes me!
She likes us both! But she liked me first!
She likes me more!
Prove it!
I kissed her.
So? I did, too!
I gave her an amulet that we could communicate through!
I gave her a ceremonial knife as a birthday present.
…A ceremonial knife? What type of present is that?
A good one.
If you say so… Spending a day alone with me was on the top of Sadie's list of priorities!
We talked about courtship rituals!
Whatever. What do you think?
Me? I think that Sadie should forget about you and-
Not you. Them. You know, the people who are reading this letter.
Oh, right, them. I bet the mortals ship Sanubis more than they ship Salt. Whose idea was it to name a shipping after a food?
Beats me. But at least Salt is a word. Sanubis just sounds plain…weird.
So, mortals, after hearing this debate, are you on Team Anubis?
Or Team Walt?
Send in your opinions in the reviews!
Sincerely,
Walt and Anubis
Sorry for not updating for almost two weeks. I got sick. (And yes, I know how crazy that sounds to get sick in the summer, but it actually happened. I was like, 'What the Hades? How can a person get sick in bloody SUMMER?!') I think the demigods and magician are starting to rub off on me with their typical craziness… I'm not sure that's a good thing. See you all next chapter!