"Shoob-ba-da-boop-ba-boo….replacin' a window….gonna get that glass all up on that pane….ba-ba-da-doo…" Soo improvised a tune as he pulled up to the Shack. No sooner had he stepped out of his trusty old pickup when a familiar voice greeted him.
"Hey Soos!" The singsong chirp rang out from high above. He looked up, and immediately spotted the familiar brother sister duo perched up in the tall branches of a nearby tree.
"Whoa! Hambone, what are you doing up there?"
Mabel tapped her chin in playful mock-thought. "Well….by the looks of it, I guess we're making sure that this is a PINE tree!"
The bubbly tween immediately exploded with laughter. "Get it? Get it?"
She eagerly pointed back and forth between her and her brother. The silly joke immediately had her chubby friend down before trembling with mirth. Soos slapped his knee as he trembled from head to toe. "Hahaha! I get it! It's because your last name and the type of tree are similar! Hahaha! Man oh man, that's comedy gold right there. Straight up…."
He trailed off almost as soon as he began to notice all the unsettling red flags. Both the siblings were definitely looking a little banged up. And while Mabel was smiling like mad over her terrible joke, her brother cut quite a different sight. The boy hung limply over a large bough, groaning with discomfort. A moan and a rustle several feet down then alerted Soos to the fact that the twins weren't alone. A lumberjack hat tumbled down to the ground, signalling that Wendy was hidden somewhere amongst the branches.
However, most telling of all was the fact that several yards away the crashed remains of what used to be one of the golf carts.
"...Uh...so did you dudes mean to get all the way up there?" Soos's tone was now thick with worry.
"Soos, please help." Dipper shamelessly begged. "Everything went wrong…"