Crazy trouble with love
Female Sebulba and Jar Jar
Series: Star Wars
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Jar Jar was looking around at the terrain while feeling the sand under his feet. "Oh boy, Mesa gone and gotten separated from Qui-Gon!" Said the Gungan as he walked through the streets of Mos Eisley.
As he passed by one of the vendors, he eyed a small dead animal that looked like food. "Oooh, that looks good". he said as he shot his tongue out at it. He tried tugging on the food with the hook keeping it from going in his mouth. He kept pulling until his tongue lost its grip and it flew across the market like a rubber band.
"Ah!" called a person as the food hit them in the face. The person angrily got up and looked around for the person who hit them with food until their eyes landed on Jar Jar. "You! Did you throw this!" they growled holding up the food with surprisingly one of their feet.
Jar jar looked at the person who was yelling at him and said. "No, it was accident!"
Said person was a tannish skinned being who was standing on their hands with their legs up in front and seemed slightly feminine around the snout.
"You're gonna pay whether it was an accident or not! No one messes with Sebulba!" She shouted at the Gungan.
"Yipe! Mesa very very sorry!"
Sebulba sighed and said. "You're lucky you're cute, so I'll forgive you."
"Oh, thank you." smiled the Gungan.
"So what's an alien like you doing in a place like this?" She asked as she led the Gungan towards the table she'd been sitting at.
"Well mesa with friends because we sa's ship broke down."
"Your ship? Where are you from and why land here of all places?" She asked confused.
"Mesa way off from Gungan home of Naboo. Mesa and friends here to find part."
"I bet it's nice to be off of this dust ball, I would kill to leave." she said sorrowfully.
"Why you not leave then? Yousa no have ship?"
She just sighed. "I can't leave because I have nowhere to go, what's a pod racer like me to do out there, in the Galaxy? Also the Hutts would never allow their best racer to leave." said Sebulba.
"Hutts?"
Sebulba looked around and then leaned over to Jar Jar and said. "The Hutts are giant slugs who run all the illegal business in the outer rim, they basically own this planet."
"Slugs own planet?" Jar Jar looked baffle. "Yousa sure you not in sun too long?"
Sebulba just rolled her eyes and said. "Giant slug like aliens, not actual slugs, you idiot."
"Mesa no idiot! Mesa Jar Jar." huffed the Gungan. "Yousa very rude for pretty female."
"And you're very stupid, your point being?" She asked with a smile.
"Well mesa better get going. Mesa friends might be lost."
"Ok, I'll see you later." she said as she watched him walk away. "Cute guy, maybe he'll see me in the race today."
(Time skip)
"What? You expect me to bet those two? No deal." frowned the Tradoshian.
"Well then, what about just Anakin?" Qui-Gon asked the Tradoshian.
"Hmm, maybe, but let's see if your luck is good." Watto pulled out a red and blue sided die. "If it lands on your color, I will wager the boy. But if I get the color, you wager your star cruiser."
"Alright." said Qui-Gon, not noticing Sebulba approaching them.
"You there, are you friends with that Gungan called Jar Jar?" she asked.
"Yes" said Qui-Gon, having just won the dice roll with Watto.
"Count me in on a bet."
"What kind of bet?" Asked Qui-Gon curiously.
"If I win the race, the Gungan becomes mine."
Qui-Gon looked surprised and asked. "Why would you want Jar Jar? And what would we get if Anakin wins?"
"The reason is for mine to know, and if that kid wins, I'll give you my podracer to pawn off for money to help you."
"Alright." said Qui-Gon as he held out his hand to shake Sebulba's hand.
She shook it. "See you after the race." she said to Jar Jar as she walked away.
"Whysa you bet me?!" spoke the Gunga to Qui-Gon.
Qui-Gon just looked at Jar Jar and sagely said. "I have confidence that Anakin will win."
Jar Jar looked at him like he was crazy. "Yousa bet my life on little Annie winning this insane race? Yousa crazy!" Jar Jar shouted.
"Trust me, have faith in the boy." smiled the jedi before walking away to the stands.
Jar-Jar just grumbled about senile Jedi and followed quit gon towards the stands.
At the starting line, Sebulba was getting into her podracer and making sure the settings were all set. 'All right, all I got to do is win the race and I get to keep Jar Jar with me forever!' She thought happily. She looked at the stands and spotted said Gungan and winked at him before pulling her goggles over her eyes.
Jar Jar saw her wink at him and blushed. 'Mesa hope he know what he doing.' he thought while looking at Anakin's podracer.
The announcer called out each of the racers before the red light turned green, signaling the start of the race. Each podracer zoomed off from the starting line as the crowds cheered.
Sebulba swore as Anakin's got ahead of her. 'I knew I should have messed with his pod, but it was worth placing that bet on Jar Jar.' she pushed the engines on farther and quickly passed Anakin. 'Ha! I'm still the best though!' She thought as she took the lead.
Anakin frowned as he pushed the controls forward and started to slowly pick up speed.
They were soon neck and neck with the finish line in sight.
'I need to win!' In desperation she smacked her po racer against Anakin's and accidentally got them tangled.
"Hey!" cried the child as both tried to pull away from the other.
They tried pulling their racers apart again and again until they finally came apart. But at that point, Sebulba's podracer drifted back a little.
She could only watch as Anakin crossed the finish line before crossing it after him.
The crowd cheered at the win while Anakin stood up in joy at winning.
Sebulba swore and banged her hand against the podracer as she got out. 'Damn it! I lost my chance at that cutie, and I just lost my podracer...oh no, the Hutts!' She quickly looked up to where the Hutts sat to see them frowning at her.
'Oh no! I'll be killed by the end of the day!' She frantically looked around in hopes of finding Jar Jar to say goodbye before she was killed.
Said Gungan was congratulating Anakin along with a few others.
"Jar jar!" He heard a voice shout behind him. He turned and spotted Sebulba. "Yousa mad I take it?"
"What? No, I'm not mad, but you said that you were leaving the planet once your ship was fixed right?" She asked frantically.
"Thatsa right. We have enough money now to buya the piece and we go zoom!"
"Jar Jar, please take me with you!" She begged as she hugged the Gungan.
"Wha? But whysa you want to come with? Isn't thisa your home?"
Sebulba just shook her head. "No, I've never seen this place as my home, the only thing that kept me here was the fact that if I left the Hutts would kill me for leaving, but now they want me dead anyway!" She sobbed before hugging the Gungan.
Jar Jar blinked and hugged her back while Qui-Gon overheard and walked over.
"Jar jar, I overheard everything, but I'm sorry, she can't come." he said sadly.
"But why?"
"Jar Jar, we can't risk having the Hutts come after us." he said.
Sebulba looked down hearing that and felt tears in her eyes.
Jar Jar glared and said. "No, we are taking her, Yousa owe me for betting my life without permission!"
"Wait, you bet Jar Jar?" asked Padme walking over.
Qui-Gon sheepishly rubbed the back of his head and said. "Well, I had complete faith that Anakin would win."
"But did you bet Jar Jar without permission?" she crossed her arms.
"Well, technically I did." he said before he was slapped by Padme.
"What kind of irresponsible thinking is that!"
"Well, she looked like she liked him and him her, so I assumed it would be ok? Listen, there's a reason you don't see Jedi making a lot of bets." he said nervously.
"Then tisa agreed, we take her." spoke Jar Jar.
"Fine." said Quin-Gon dejectedly.
Sebulba looked at Jar Jar with wide eyes before hugging around his legs. "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!" She shouted as she hugged the Gungan tighter till Jar Jar lost his balance.
"Wha, easy, mesa gonna fall." he warned waving his arms to keep balance. The Gungan fell down, and was pinned between the affectionate dug on his chest and the ground.
"If your life is truly in danger, than we need to hurry." spoke Padme in concern.
"Right." said Sebulba as she reluctantly got off Jar Jar.
The group rushed off to the shop where the flying alien was there with a frown.
"I guess you're here for the part you won, eh?" The fat Tradoshian asked Quin-Gon.
"Well seeing how we have the credits won, along with Anakin's freedom, yes." smirked the jedi.
"Ok, the part you need is in the back, I'll lend you one of my lifts to get it to your ship, now get out of my shop." said Watto.
As he flew away, Anakin turned to Qui-Gon. "I need to tell mom the good news!"
Quin-Gon nodded and said. "I will go with you while everyone else goes to the ship."
After getting the lift and paying for the part, they started taking it back to the ship.
"So secular, how did you and Jar Jar meet?" Asked Padme.
"He hit me with some food."
"Huh?" Asked Padme, expecting something more romantic.
"Mesa accidentally hit her with food." admitted Jar Jar while rubbing his head.
Padme just sighed and decided to leave the two aliens to themselves.
"So, what you and your friends doing anyway?"
"Wesa fighting the trade federation on me planet" Jar Jar said.
"Trade federation?" her eyes widened. "By yourselves?"
"It a secret, but we have Jedi on our side!" Jar Jar whispered to her.
"Wait, you mean those two in the robes?"
"Yep, deysa Jedi!" Said Jar Jar as they arrived at the ship.
Sebulba was stunned before they walked up the ramp to get inside.
"Hello Padme, who is the new guest?" Asked the captain.
"Sebulba, former podracer." spoke the female.
The captain only looked at Padme oddly before she said. "It's a long story."
"Well we should have the part installed shortly and be off."
"Alright, Jar Jar, why don't you show Sebulba the ship?
"Mesa got it."
Sebulba followed Jar Jar as he gave her a tour of the ship till he got to the place he slept.
"And thisa where mesa sleep."
Sebulba looked around and said. "This is where they store the droids though."
"Well, it still very comfy."
"It is literally a storage closet!" She exclaimed.
"Still feels nice to mesa, so me no complaining."
"Well, do you have a blanket or anything? I mean, now that I'm here we both will be sleeping here." she said with a light blush.
"Yousa bunking with me?" he asked with a blush.
"Well there is no where else and I trust you." she said as she walked over towards Jar Jar.
He blushed as she hugged around his legs again.
"I believe this the start of something wonderful" she said as she tightened her grip on the Gungan.
"Mesa agree."