Dear Mortals,

Gods of Eternal Egypt, are you guys all crazy!?

I mean, shipping me with my own sister? I can think of a gazillion things I'd rather do then hear about Sarter again. Man, I hope Sadie and Zia don't find out about this… oh wait. I'm pretty sure I can hear Sadie screaming downstairs how disgusting a certain shipping is and how she wouldn't be caught dead being with me like that. Well, I guess she found out.

I should actually be seriously considering heading downstairs to tell her to shut up before any of the initiates (or adult chaperones) hear her yelling. Which, judging from the volume of my sister's voice, (Does that girl have lungs or what?) is going to be pretty darn soon.

Gotta go stop her before she rips away the last shreds of my dignity.

Sincerely,

Carter

Gah. I had to sneak off to write this chapter,- my mom kept talking about buying me longer pants. I swear, that's all she talks about now. That, and how I should really be studying or exercising more because if I don't, I'll get fat. Ugh. At least you guys got your chapter though.