Crazy trouble with love

Penelope and Pepe

Series: Looney Tunes

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We find ourselves in the town of Paris.

"Oh mi amore, you will not escape oui! Hoh hoh hoh!"

'Okay Penelope, if you can just tell it to him straight, he'll finally stop harassing you!' thought Penelope who was hiding around a corner.

"Oh madame...I can smell you arousing scent just behind theeere, and I shall give you so many kisses." Then when he turned the corner, Penelope put on an angry face.

"Now Pepe, listen to me."

"I'm all ears my vision of beauty."

"You need to STOP! With chasing me! Now!"

"But I thought you loved ze chase."

"Pepe, I am a cat!"

"What? Then what about dis stripe on your..."

"It's paint, it got on me by accident and if you're wondering why I never used my claws, look at this!" Then she shows Pepe she's been declawed. "Pepe, your sexual harassment act has gone on far enough, leave me alone or I'm calling the cops!" she hissed while baring her teeth.

"Oh...I see..." Pepe's face had went from shock to disappointment. "I guess dis is where we say bonjour..." The Pepe turned and walked away.

"I...i...it worked...IT ACTUALLY WORKED!" Cheered a happy Penelope. "I'm finally free of that love obsessed skunk!"

Meanwhile...

"I am but a lover...yet I don't know whom to give all dis love to..."

That's when Pepe saw a bunch of Looney Tunes girls, such as Lola Bunny, Fifi La Fume and Tyh'ranee, the Queen of the Martians.

'Oui oui...' Pepe thought. He grinned and followed them.

An hour later in a hotel room...

"Wow...that was intense." Said Lola.

"You're such a man Monsieur Le Pew." Said Fifi.

"I hope I don't need to do anything important on my planet, because I'll be sitting on my throne all day after what you did to me." Said Tyh'ranne.

'I don't need Penelope, bah, I can has many girls as I want.' he grinned while the girls cuddled on his sides.

After that, Pepe has been getting laid everyday, like Glen Quagmire. Penelope noticed as Pepe went all over town with multiple babes.

"Thank heavens it's not me he's going after anymore." she smiled while eating a fish and just enjoying the day.

The next day, we see Pepe romancing Tina Russo, Melissa, Shirley McLoon and Margot Mallard.

"A Dick in some ducks." Penelope joked as she watched them pass by. She didn't notice, but her heart beat picked up a little.

The day after, he was dancing with Babs Bunny and Patricia Bunny.

"The dance floor is really hopping...heh..."

"You wanna get in there with Pepe, don't you?" Said Tweety.

"What? Shut-up canary!" she hissed while swiping at the bird.

Then tomorrow night, we see him going home with Elmyra Duff, Petunia Pig and Lexi Bunny. Just passing by Penelope's bedroom window as she gets ready for bed.

'Looks like I won't be getting any sleep.' So Penelope then went to her porch and sat down as she looked at the moon. "What's going on? Pepe's finally moved on and yet...am I getting jealous?" she held her chest with a meter on her heart with the arrow pointing on jealousy.

"Hey, have you seen Pepe?" Asked Bimbette. "I just had to do something and then catch-up with them."

"H-he went that way."

"Thanks."

As the female skunk ran past, she didn't realize but she began to bare her fangs.

'Another fucking skunk? How many more does he need?' Penelope stood up as her claws...wait, she was declawed, how'd they grow back?

"Cartoon logic narrator, cartoon logic! Now, get in here and help me devise a plan to get my boyfriend back!"

I can't, it's not in my contract!

"Hissssss Mreoooow!"

Ah! Next day! Next day! Phew, I'm alive, so we see Penelope watching Pepe with Binky Bunny and...Dot Warner? Hold-up...I checked the Wikia...why are the Animaniacs part of this universe? Eh, mystery for another time.

Penelope grinned as she put on a pink tank top that showed off her stomach and breasts with a short blue skirt and red running shoes.

"Oh Pepe, why don't we go to your place and you can say all that stuff to us as you ravage our bodies?" Said Dot.

"Hoh hoh...you..." Pepe was then cut off.

"Oh, hey Pepe, how've you been."

"Well , I'm the middle of a date with these 2 lovely ladies."

Penelope then looked at them with disgust. "These skanks?"

"Excuse me?" Said Binky as she got up from her chair, only to have razor sharp claws in her face. "On 2nd thought...yeah I'm a skank." Then sat down.

"That's what I thought."

"What is ze meaning of this? I thought you didn't see me as your l..." Pepe was cut off as Penelope grabbed his red button shirt and forced a kiss on him.

She then turned, and made a scary face as she scared away Binky and Dot. 'That's right bitches, he's mine!'

"Mademoiselle...what's gotten into you?"

"Love, now please, let me kiss you more!"

Pepe thought back and realized he was a skunk, so he tried to escape using his stench!

Penelope pulled out a close pin and covered her nose with a smug grin.

Pepe then saw a ball of yarn, he took it.

"Hey! That's my..."

No-one cares Sylvester! Pepe then waved it, Penelope saw the ball and purred.

"Go get it!" Pepe threw the ball to the side.

Penelope went after the ball of yarn, kicking Sylvester's ass as Pepe ran away. "Yaaaay...wait a minute...HEY!" Then Penelope chased after Pepe! "Get back here Pepe!"

She was catching up to Pepe with her running shoes. "Come-on, don't you want this?" Then Penelope lifted her skirt in public.

Pepe's eyes widened at seeing the lack of underwear and ended up tripping.

"Oh-my Pepe, are you okay? You need 1st aid?" Penelope said in a nurse outfit.

"Helloooooo nur...*crash*" Yakko and Wakko crashed thier bike into a tree.

Pepe stared as she leaned down and checked his head with his face up in front of her chest.

"Oui..." Pepe said before standing up.

Penelope saw his boner. "Good, now why don't we go somewhere private?"

Pepe ran away and escaped into the spa where he got into a hot tub.

"Mmm...so warm." Penelope said as she sat next to him, naked.

"Stay away!" Pepe then ran out and then back to his home. He slammed the door shut and started putting wooden planks over it. "It's not easy being such a ladies man...even the ones who say 'no' come running back." Then Pepe heard a purring coming from his bedroom.

"Welcome back lover boy."

"SACRE BLEU!" He shouted, knowing he had boarded up his front door. Pepe was captured by Penelope and then brought to his heart shaped bed.

"Purrrr...this room looks so romantic...I bet those bitches you bring here feel so much passionate heat, I know I am."

"Huh, I take it you want to try it out?" he gulped.

She then kissed his cheek. "Please?"

'Well, this forward attitude of hers is pretty hot. And we're already here.'

"Mind undressing me Pepe?"

He nodded and reached over before taking her tank up off and saw a lack of bra underneath. "No bra or underwear?"

"I wanted to get crazy as soon as possible."

Pepe reached out and started fondling the chest.

"Yeees...keep going Pepe." moaned Penelope.

'As I always imagined, her sounds of pleasure are like a sonata.' Pepe thought. 'Who knew she'd be the one to come after me?'

"Pepe, I'm very sorry, I never realized what I wanted before it was gone. So after this, please let me be Pew."

"Sacre bleu! You want to be my wife?" he spoke in shock.

"I don't want some whore to take you Pepe! You're mine! You're all mine!" she growled while pulling his head in between her breasts.

'What a sweet scent.' Pepe thought. That's when Pepe ran a hand down her waist, to her hip, and then to the pussycat's pussy.

"Ah!" she jumped from the touch.

Pepe felt all over Penelope's pussy, tracing her lips with his finger. "So wet."

"You like it? I still didn't lose my virginity, even when you gave up."

"I'm amazed you would want me, I did get with many women after all."

"I eventually got jealous." she admitted with a blush.

"I somehow should've saw this coming but...you seemed to hate me so much after I decided to back off."

"Well I didn't know that you chasing me was kind of cute and fulfilling in my life."

"It was?"

"Yeah, it actually was. For some reason, now that I look back at it, I don't think I'd fight back if you were to force me down and do things to me."

"Hmm, perhaps I should have done it instead of that. I looked like a rapist didn't I?"

"Most definitely, but now that we're here and you have your hand on my crotch, let's see if you'll like this." Penelope then wrapped her tail around Pepe's penis.

"Ooh." he groaned out while lightly rubbing her folds.

"Aah, yes." Penelope moaned back.

Both showed a lot of loving attention to each other's privates.

He made sure to be gentle while she moved her tail all around his cock softly. They breathed heavily, with each moan.

"Wow, you look like you're hung like a horse." 'Fuck, I regret running from this guy even more now!' She thought.

"Well it wasn't just moi suave words that help."

"No kidding, oh, I'm gonna cum Pepe." she moaned feeling the pressure build up.

"Oh..I hope you like getting another coat of white on your back, because I'm close to an ejaculation as well!" he groaned moving his cock against her trail.

Then, in that moment...

"I'M CUMMING!"

Penelope's juices spilled all over Pepe's hands while his warm seed shot all over her back. Both moaned as they felt the others juices.

Penelope then fell on Pepe's chest. "Please Pepe...use this." Then she gave him the ball of yarn."Tie me up and dominate me."

"You sure my dear?"

"Yes, make me wanna struggle out of my binds."

"If vous are sure." he took the yawn. He then tied her arms together, her legs together, gave her a ball gag, and then made a diamond pattern across her torso with the rest of the yarn. "You look lovely Penelope." Then as Penelope lied on her back, she could feel Pepe's dick rub against her pussy. "Be careful, this will be hurt."

Pepe slid his dick in, Penelope moaned under her gag. "Ooh." he let out before his cock felt her barrier. "This might get a little rough." He warned.

She just nodded.

Pepe slammed his cock as he broke the hymen! He didn't stop there as he continued to slam into her womb! Penelope wiggled to break free from a kinky position, but no use.

"Does it hurt?"

Penelope made some muffled sounds. Pepe then took off the gag. "It hurts, but it's your dick, so it's okay." They kissed before Pepe put the gag back on.

"Just let me know when you want me to move."

Penelope then made some muffled sounds saying to get really rough.

Pepe nodded before pulling back with the tip inside and slammed all the way in. Pepe slammed his dick as hard as he could into her womb. "To tell you the truth, this the 1st time I've done it without a condom!"

'I figured.' thought the cat.

Pepe wasn't one for hitting women, but in this position, Penelope wanted punishment and being tied up while Pepe goes rough is a good exception to his rule.

He reached down and started to dig his fingers into her ass while pushing his cock in deeper.

'Yes Pepe, fuck me harder!' moaned Penelope in her mind feeling the fingers.

"Penelope, I'm gonna cum."

'Give it to me!'

Pepe le Pew then shot his load into her womb! "I wonder if cats and weasels could crossbreed."

'I wouldn't mind babies.' she though dazed feeling the womb.

Pepe then let Penelope free. She got on his lap and they made out. Both moaned as their tongues wrestled with the other.

Pepe then nibbled her neck.

"Ah!" she gasped out.

"I love you Penelope."

"I love you too Pepe. I'll never let you go."

Then they just sat their on the bed as they nuzzled.

"But remember, if you try chasing any other girl, I WILL find out." She said while a claw gently ran down Pep's cheek.

"I've been chasing after you for years. I'm loyal only to you."

Then the huge circles appeared around Pepe and Penelope.

"That's all folks." They said as they waved bye to the reader.