Dear Mortals,

Please don't hate us! All we want to do is be pretty, be the centre of the show, have a famous demigod boyfriend, become famous, and be a child of a powerful god/goddess or virgin goddess! No big deal!

Sincerely,

The May Sues/Gary Stus of the Percy Jackson Fandom

I hate Sues. They should all go die in Tatarus. Who's with me on that point?