Dear Mortals,

Join me when I next arise (I will arise, in a million years or so, at least. The Kane siblings just delayed my rule, I assure you!) and I will reward you with these so-called cookies which you seem to love.

Sincerely,

Apophis

P.S. To all those insignificant mortals who think the Kane siblings are heroes, to the Duat with you! I am (A/N: A billion of dust-particles in the Duat!) the Master of Chaos, and they are the villains along with the rest of the Egyptian gods! When I rule over everything, you will feel my wrath, I assure you.