Crazy trouble with love
Fifi and Furrball
Series: Tiny Toons
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"I d-d-d-d-d-don't know about this." Said a cowering Porky. Then his walkie-talkie activated.
"You're gonna be fine Porky, me and your daughter are very proud of you for volunteering." Said Petunia.
"R-R-R-Really?"
"You can do it daddy!" Said Priscilla Pig.
Porky smiled, which all went away as soon as he heard 'her' voice.
"I'm gonna squeeze you ,achoo! And cuddle you, achoo! And snuggle you ! Achoo!" sneezed Elmyra skipping down the road while dragging Fifi behind her.
"Sacre bleu! Help me!" Fifi screamed, that's when Furrball saw her from behind a trash can.
'Don't worry Fifi, you'll be saved soon.' thought the cat. Then Furrball pulled out his walkie-talkie. " , Elmyra is almost at your location.
"T-T-T-Te-Te-Te-Te...roger." spoke Porky back. Then Porky turned the channel on his walkie-talkie to Buster, Babs and Plucky. "D-d-d-d alright boys, time for the distraction! After Fifi is free, she'll come after me."
"You can count on us." Buster replied as Plucky finished filling a tub with water balloons.
"Time to show Elmyra we're done." grinned Babs.
"Exactly, I couldn't believe her mentor said he was done too." Said Plucky.
"Ooh, I wonder if you'd like pre chewed cat food." Said Elmyra.
That's when, from the rooftops!
"Hey Elmyra!" Buster, Babs and Plucky called.
"Huh?"
"Eat water balloons! Fire!" declared Buster throwing the first projectile.
"Ah! What!" While dodging water balloons, she dropped Fifi!
"Freedom!" Then she sprinted far away from Elmyra!
"Comeback!"
"D-d-t-t-dt hey, over here little girl!" called Porky while waving his hands.
"Who needs that baby kitty when I can have a big huggable hog?" Elmyra then got up and charged at Porky who began running.
"Daffy, Tina, get ready!" he called into the walkie talkie. Porky ran past them!
"Pull!" Said Tina. "Daffy, what are you doing?"
"Huh? Oh sorry I just got off the phone with my grandma, apparentl..."
"No time, just pull!"
"Got it!" he and his girlfriend pulled hard on the ropes.
Elmyra tripped!
"Now Lola!" Said Bugs. "Lola, what are you doing?"
"Oh sorry, got off the phone with my grandma, apparently..."
"No time, just throw the net on her!"
She nodded before both rabbits threw the net over the girl.
"Now, let's beat her up!" Suggested Wakko, who was holding a hammer.
"Whoa, that's too violent, let's just have the police handle the rest, okay kid?"
"Oh fine."
Eventually, the police took her into custody.
"Don't worry, we'll make sure she's tried as an adult and sent to jail." Said Sergeant Mike Cosgrove from Freakazoid.
"Hey! I was only trying to snuggle the kitty witty!"
"No, you're trying to kidnap animals who already have thier own homes and families, have you ignored the fact we can all walk on 2 legs, use human speech, read, write, and even get jobs?"
Elmyra tapped her chin as the the police drove away with her.
"And goooood riddance!" They all called out as the police car was out of view.
"Thank you all, I was terrified!" Fifi thanked, with tears in her eyes.
"No problem, but we wouldn't have gotten here if someone didn't call us for help." spoke Bugs.
"This someone wouldn't happen to be a boy, no?"
"Why yes, Furrball spoke up and got us all to help." Said Babs.
"Monsieur Furrball? But I did not know he could speak."
"Well, when the right conditions are met, something unexpected can happen." Fufrball told her from behind.
Fifi then turned and saw him, hearts surrounding the happy skunkette.
Furrball saw the hearts and gulped before Fifi pulled him into a tail hug.
"Oh my, is dis true?" She said with their lips only a centimeter apart.
"U-Uh, yeah." he nodded.
And like that, Furrball felt her lips touch his as she hugged him tighter.
Then after Fifi pulled away, Furrball was speechless.
"..."
"What is wrong now?"
"Sorry, never thought a skunk would smell good."
"Oh! Well I found the perfect acme perfume to hide my scent."
"We better vamoose, these 2 lovebirds may need their privacy" Bugs told to everyone else.
They nodded while leaving the cat and skunk alone.
"So Furrball, why don't we go to my home? I'll make you a wonderful fish dish."
He licked his lips hearing that as Fifi lead the way.
'After that, get ready kitty witty as we squeeze, hold, love and kiss.' She thought, using Elmyra's words in a sexy way.