Crazy trouble with love
Female Bartolomeo, Cavendish, and Luffy
Series: One Piece
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The competition was fierce in the coliseum in Dressrosa, fighters from all around the grandline had gathered there to fight for the famed flare flare fruit. Each one attacking the other without remorse while others knocked their opponents into the water.
While in the stands humans and toys alike watched in morbid excitement whenever a warrior drew blood or got hurt.
Standing in the center was a women with a grin that showed her sharp teeth with a nose ring, light green hair in a rocker style. She had a dark tattoo on her chest of a thick ring with an opening on the top, wings on the sides, and long fangs on the bottom. She wore a dark purple coat with a stripe down each sleeve and a plumed collar and cuffs. On the back of it is a face with its head on fire with two crossing sabers just underneath it. She had a light-colored ring-patterned belt with a chain on the left. She also had a weapon tucked in the front of his baggy checkered trousers, and has light ruffled dark boots on his feet.
She watched the fighters on the coliseum floor fighting and laughed when the weaker ones fell into the water. "This is just priceless!"
She continued to watch until she noticed a fighter with a beard and gold helmet on who was riding a bull.
"Yahoo!" they called as the bull ran several fighters off.
She grinned as she watched the bull knock fighters into the water until it crashed into the Giant's foot.
Said giant glared down at the two of them before bringing his shield down in a colliding fist.
She cringed as she saw the shield come down on the fighter and the bull. "Damn. That's gonna leave a mess."
She started to look at the other fighters before the announcer began to shout.
"Oh! And it looks like Lucy has just perished under the crushing blow of Hajrudin!"
Then Hajrudin lifted his shield to show Lucy fine, but the bull down for the count.
Everyone was stunned while Lucy walked over and checked the bull's pulse.
'How did he not die?' Thought Bartolomeo as she watched "Lucy".
Said fighter stood up and glared at Hajrudin before suddenly jumping up into the air and reeled his left arm back as it was covered in Haki and he slammed his fist against the giant's cheek.
Bartolomeo's eyes almost shot out of her head when she saw that and thought. 'No way, it can't be him!'
The audience and crowd were stunned as the giant crashed down while Lucy landed safely.
"Amazing! Gladiator Lucy has brought down the giant!" Shouted Gias, the announcer.
The crowd was still speechless that this small fighter took down a giant with one punch.
The fight continued and soon it was just Lucy and chijan left in the ring
"I know many don't see through your disguise, but I know it's you, grandson of Garp!"
Bartolomeo gasped, realizing who the gladiator was. 'LUFFY-SENPAI!' She thought, excited that Luffy was here and that she would finally be able to meet him.
"Oi! I don't what you mean!" called Lucy.
"You are Monkey D Luffy!" Chinjao shouted.
"No, I'm Lucy!" he shouted back with a nervous sweat under his helmet.
"No, I know Garp's grandchild anywhere! Prepare to die!" He shouted as he coated his head in Haki.
Lucy frowned before covering his arm in Haki as both charged at the other.
Bartolomeo just looked in wonder as she saw her idol fight with Chinjao. 'Luffy-senpai is amazing! He's really here!' She continued to watch and practically foamed at the mouth when he activated second gear.
Soon Chinjao lunged at Lucy with his head coated in Haki. "This is the end Luffy!" He shouted.
"It's Lucy!" he called back lunging with his fist pulled back. His fist hit Chinjao on The forehead forcing his forehead to push out the large spike Garp had pushed in. And it also sent him flying out into the water.
"Unbelievable! The victor is Lucy!" Shouted Gias.
The crowd started to cheer with said male grinning as he started leaving the arena.
'Senpai is incredible!' Thought Bartolomeo said she ran down to where Luffy would be entering.
At seeing the male she instinctively hid behind the corner. 'Luffy-senpai, he's even more handsome in person!' She thought excitedly. 'But I don't remember him with a beard.'
She took a closer look and saw that he wasn't wearing his straw hat either. 'Weird, he'd never go anywhere without his hat.'
Just then a gladiator yelled at Luffy, making him turn around.
"You there!" Yelled Cavendish as she walked towards Luffy angrily.
"Oh! Hello." greeted Lucy.
"How dare you!" She shouted.
"Uh? What'd I do?"
"My name is Cavendish and you stole my attention!" She shouted, and Luffy decided to get a good look at the insane girl.
She had bright sky blue eyes She was a lean woman with long, flowing blond hair that reaches just past her shoulders.
She wore a black cowboy hat with a large aqua blue colored plume. She sports a ruffled white v-neck shirt under a coat draped over his shoulders. Her trousers are dark purple and have a thin white stripe on the sides and end in a ruffle just below a pale yellow and aqua blue star on each knee in the anime.
"You stole my attention" she continues, "I had everyone's attention but then you and those supernovas came in and took everyone's attention, not only that but your actions at the war of the best made everyone look at you and not me!"
"And you are?"
Cavendish face faulted at that and shouted. "I just told you, I'm the beautiful Cavendish!
Lucy tapped his chin. "Never heard of you."
"What!" Cavendish then started a lengthy explanation about who she was, that she didn't notice the guards calling people for next match, the one she was in.
"Uh, didn't they say your name?"
"Huh?" Cavendish asked before looking at the entrance to the battle ring only to see it closing. "Ah! It's my time to shine!" She ran to the door but before she could get through the door closed and she hit her face on the door. "Ow."
She looked up and shouted. "No! This was my chance!"
'Hah! That's karma for getting mad at Luffy-senpai!'
She slowly turned around and looked at Luffy in anger and softly said. "I'm going to kill you!"
"Eh! But I didn't do anything!"
"You cleverly distracted me so I would miss my opportunity to compete!" She shouted, not seeing Bartolomeo coming towards them.
Said girl growled and crossed her fingers. "Barrier!" She shouted as a glass like wall shot out off the floor. She moved her hand and caused it to press Cavendish against the wall. "How dare you threaten to kill Luffy-senpai!" She shouted as she walked closer towards her.
"W-Who are you!" growled Cavendish while trying to push the wall off her.
"Yeah, who are you?" Asked Luffy curiously, making Bartolomeo aware that she was in front of Luffy.
'AH! LUFFY-SENPAI! I...I need to introduce myself!'
She let the barrier down and turned to face Luffy and said. "My name is Bartolomeo! It is a pleasure to meet you Luffy-Senpai!" She said excitedly, not noticing Cavendish behind her.
"Oh, hello." greeted Luffy before seeing Cavendish hold a sword above her head aimed for Bartolomea. He looked up and shouted "Look out!" before grabbing her and pulling her towards him so she wouldn't be beheaded by Cavendish.
Bartolomeo's eyes widened as she didn't notice the sword and felt her face against Luffy's chest. She then began to blush due to being so close to Luffy and then fainted.
"Hey, you alright?" he asked holding the fainted girl up and tried shaking her.
"Die Luffy!" Shouted Cavendish who was punched by Luffy who struck out on instinct, knocking her out as well.
"Ah! Sorry!" he apologized before seeing the girl knocked out. "Uh, you alright? Hello?" He asked her as he shook her. 'Uh oh.'
He picked up both girls and decided to move them somewhere else till they wake up. He headed to a more secluded part of the coliseum and set them down against a column.
"Shit, I hope they're not angry at me." he said as he sat down next to them. 'I can't believe my covers already blown though.'
'Now what should I do?' Luffy thought, not noticing the two girls beside him start to stir.
'Ah, what happened?' Thought both girls as they regained consciousness.
Bartolomeo blinked and felt her eyes widen at seeing Luffy sitting right next to her. 'L-l-Luffy senpai!' She thought excitedly.
Cavendish groaned as she rubbed her cheek and noticed the man beside her. "You!" She shouted in anger before reaching for her sword only to find it not by her.
"Oh, I left your sword back where you fainted." he replied like it was obvious.
"Damn it." she grumbled.
"Don't you dare harm Luffy-senpai!" growled Bartolomeo to the other girl.
"Make me bitch!" She growled before she punched Bartolomeo.
Said girl growled before leaning over and punching Cavendish. Soon they were rolling around on the floor punching each other.
"Oi! I thought we couldn't fight unless it was in the arena." spoke up Luffy.
"Shut up!" Cavendish shouted before she was punched again by Bartolomeo.
"Don't disrespect Luffy-senpai!"
In panic to try to stop the girls he grabbed them in one arm each and wrapped them in his rubbery arms till only their heads showed.
"Hey! Let go!" growled Cavendish trying to pull out of the arm.
"L-Luffy-senpai, let go!" Said Bartolomeo as she blushed as she felt Luffy hold onto her.
"Not until you two calm down." He then sat down and brought the girls close to him and put his helmet over his eyes.
"Just how long are you going to hold us like this?" frowned Cavendish.
"Till you stop fighting." he said.
"That might be easy, if this bitch would stop trying to harm you." growled Bartolomeo glaring at Cavendish. "I don't mind being held by you senpai, but I can't get along with this blond whore." spat Bartolomeo.
"Whore?!" she growled while trying to wrestle out of the arm even harder.
Luffy simply added haki to his arms and ignored her.
'I can't believe he thinks he can just hold me like this!'
'As much I like being held by Luffy-senpai, I don't want this harlot anywhere near him/' Bartolomeo glared at the other girl while relaxing in Luffy's arm.
"So, you're a pirate?" Cavendish asked, uncertain of how to start the conversation.
"Of course, are you?" she frowned back. "Look more like a primped out doll than a pirate."
"Shut up you color blind clown!" She retorted.
"Dress up bitch!"
"Creepy fan girl!"
Both butted heads while glaring at the other.
Luffy sighed and thought. 'Well this won't work, now what?'
As the two girls argued, a woman in revealing gladiator armor stumbled across them. "Lucy?" Asked Rebecca confused by the scene in front of her.
"Oh, hi Rebecca." greeted Luffy.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Keeping these two from fighting each other."
"Huh?" She asked as she saw Bartolomeo and Cavendish butting heads and insulting each other.
"So far it seems to be working."
"Like hell it is!" Both shouted at Luffy before going back to fighting.
'Maybe I should just leave them be.' thought Rebecca.
"Hey Rebecca, I just got an idea!" Shouted Luffy with a devious look on his face.
"What is it?"
"Why don't you try talking to them?" He asked.
Now each girl looked at him in confusion.
"Whenever Someone besides Zoro and Sanji fight on the ship, Nami steps in to stop them and since I can't stop them, maybe you can." he said.
"Ah! Luffy-senpai is so smart!"
"Well, at least I'll be out of his arm." said Cavendish.
"Uh, alright. You two should stop." tried Rebecca awkwardly.
"Why?"
Rebecca tried to think of something and just looked at Luffy for any ideas.
Luffy then asked. "Hey cabbage, why do you hate me?"
"IT'S CAVENDISH!"
"Yeah, yeah, you said you hated me, but why? Because I'm in the supernova eleven?"
"Yes! Because I've worked hard to stand out and be the center of attention! But because of all those big time events, all people really focused on was you. This tournament was my shot to stand out and claim the glory, but you just had to show up."
Luffy just frowned. "You think I wanted this attention, that I did the things I did just for attention? No, I did the things I did because if I didn't my Nakama would have died, I entered the war of the best to save my brother, and I'm only in this contest to get his devil fruit to honor his memory!" He shouted, crying at the end, remembering how he had failed to save Ace.
Cavendish and Rebecca flinched from the tone while Bartolomeo started crying.
"I'm sorry if my actions made you lose publicity, but that is no reason to hate me!" He shouted before letting go of her and Bartolomeo. He stood up with a serious expression before walking away from them.
"L-l-Luffy-senpai!" Sobbed Bartolomeo at Luffy's sad declaration. She turned and growled at Cavendish. "Happy now?"
Cavendish stuttered. "I, I didn't... I didn't mean to..."
Bartolomeo grabbed the front of her clothes. "Luffy-senpai does what he does for his dreams and his loved ones. What do you do as a pirate? Stand out? Desire nothing but praise?"
Cavendish sighed and said. "I guess I did, I never wanted to hurt him like that."
"Just leave Luffy-senpai alone." she growled before running down the way he went.
Rebecca walked up to Cavendish and said."You should apologize."
The woman nodded and followed after Luffy's fan.
Bartolomeo chased after luffy only to find him talking to two men through the window. She ducked around the corner and held her ear open. She heard Luffy saying. " Franky, as captain I give you permission to go all out."
"Got it, just make sure no one finds out who you are."
Luffy rubbed the back of his head and said. "That might be a problem."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, this blond girl named cabbage attacked me, shouting I was Luffy." he started.
"WHAT!?" screamed Franky through the snail.
"Yeah, then another girl, babameda I think, used what she called a barrier on cabbage and shouted don't hurt Luffy-senpai." he added.
'Luffy-senpai knows my name!' thought Bartolomeo with stars, ignoring the fact he got it wrong.
'My name isn't cabbage!' Thought Cavendish irritably as she listened in on Luffy as well.
"This is bad. Try and avoid them and just act oblivious."
"Well, it might be too late for that.' he said nervously.
'No shit,'' thought Cavendish with a twitch to her eye.
"What! What the hell did you do?!" Shouted the snail.
"Babameda and Cabbage already figured out it was me."
"Damn it, well, at least you didn't do anything to make them mad at you, right?" Said the snail, hoping Luffy hadn't done anything stupid.
"No, I just wrapped them up when they started arguing to help get them to calm down."
"Luffy! You can't just wrap people up when you feel like it! And how did you wrap them up? Why do you care if their fighting?!" Shouted the snail.
"They were acting like when Sanji and Zoro fight, so I wanted to try and calm them down using my arms."
"Luffy are you even trying to keep a low profile?" The snail asked exasperatedly.
"I'm trying, but it's hard." whined Luffy.
"Well try harder, talk later."
"Right." said Luffy as he began to walk back towards the girls.
'Now's my chance!' Bartolomeo then walked towards Luffy. "Luffy-senpai."
"Huh? Oh, Bartolomeo, yeah?" He asked.
Said girl blushed and tried to keep herself composed while gulping down the nervous feeling.
"L..Luffy-senpai, there is something I have to tell you." she said nervously.
"Uh? What is it?"
She mentally prepared herself and then said " I, I'm a huge fan of you Luffy-senpai!"
Luffy blinked. "Uh?"
Cavendish smacked her hand to her face and walked towards the them. "She means she's an admirer, a fan."
Luffy just blinked his eyes, not fully understanding what was going on.
Candish groaned. "She's a stalker, someone who keeps tabs on what you've done and thinks you're great. Understand now?"
Luffy thought for a second and then asked. "So she's like a Sanji that only likes me?"
"I don't know who that is."
Bartolomeo who did know decided to put it in words Luffy would understand. "I like you like you like meat."
"Oh!" spoke Luffy nodding his head before his eyes widened. "Really?"
"Yes, really." she said with a blush.
"Wow."
"Anyway, I want to apologize." said Cavendish.
"Oh! For getting mad?"
"Yeah, I'm sorry about that, I was mad about something you had no control .over." she bowed while looking away. 'I hope he forgives me.' she thought hopefully
"No problem."
Cavendish was shocked, she thought that he was going to demand something in return in order to forgive her, but to do it that easily? "W-What?" she spoke up.
"I forgive you, no hard feeling, right?" Said Luffy.
"Really? You're not gonna want something in return?"
"Like what? You don't have anything I want." said Luffy simply.
"Yeah, so buzz of." spoke Bartolomeo frowning at Cavendish.
Cavendish wanted to retort but remembered what happened last time they fought. "Very well, I'll leave." Cavendish then smirked as an idea came to her. "But before I go, let me give you something in return."
Before Luffy could respond she quickly kissed him on the cheek and grinned at Bartolomeo who was fuming in anger and jealousy. "Bye." waved Cavendish as she walked off. She made sure to sway her hips seductively just to make Bartolomeo angry.
'THAT Bitch!'' She looked at Luffy to see what he thought and was shocked to find him blushing. "Luffy-senpai! I have a request!"
"Yeah, what is it?" He asked.
Bartolomeo felt her face heat up as she tried to get the words out. "L-Luffy-senpai, I-I would like..." She stuttered out.
"Like what?"
Bartolomeo decided just to do it and kissed Luffy on the lips.
His eyes widened while said girl squealed in her mind.
'Yes, I did it!' She pulled back and ended up running away with a blush and giggle while Luffy stood there with his jaw hanging open.
"What just happened?" He asked himself.