Dear Mortals,
Contrary to what you all think, I am not heartless. You try getting sentenced to looking after a bunch of ADHD, annoying upstarts with dyslexia for a hundred years and see how you like it. The only good thing, (and there are very little of those, mind you) is the fact that I see my child, Pollux, often. He's never bratty or shoves Clara Reese's head into the barbecue pit. His brother didn't either, when he was alive.
Not that I'm actually being sentimental about his death. I don't do sentiment. I'm a god, I have absolutely no time for it!
Sincerely,
The absolutely NOT sentimental Dionysus
Sorry if this one was a little OOC, I spent a lot of time trying to get it right. Keep the reviews coming! And send in those requests!