Crazy trouble with love
Coco and Jaune
Also, heads up. We're not doing crossover pairings. If there are any characters paired from different series, it would only work if they had a canon crossover. So Ben and one of the girls from Generator Rex is a stretch, but possible since they did have a crossover. So unless there are canon crossovers, no crossover pairings.
Series: RWBY
xxxxxxxxxxxx
-Vale Stone Mall-
"Ugh….why did I agree to this again?" groaned Jaune lugging several boxes in his arms.
"Because you were the only one that wanted to," Coco chuckled. "Everyone else ran when I mentioned 'shopping for clothes and new weapon parts'."
"Well I didn't think you needed THIS much stuff."
"A girl's got to be prepared for anything, sir Jaune the strong arm." She teased. "Besides, those are just clothes. Wait till we get the parts."
Jaune paled. 'Oh god, my arms and spine will break if that happens!' "Coco, y-you're serious about the parts?"
"Of course, with how many rounds this bad boy fires, it can get pretty overheated." she patted the handbag.
"Um….if you don't mind me asking, what is your weapon's name?"
"Giving Love a Bad Name." Coco said with a grin. "Or the GLBN for short."
"Why that name exactly?"
"Because it's based on my favorite song, You give Love a Bad Name, by Bon Jovi." She grinned. 'Now let's go." she turned and resumed walking.
Just then a huge section of the wall collapsed as a HUGE Deathstalker started to crawl in before starting a rampage in the mall. "SKREE!"
"Fuck, figures this day wouldn't last." frowned Coco. Only to get really pissed off as the Grimm destroyed the weapons shop she was about to enter.
"Coco?" Jaune nervously said as he got out his weapon as Coco's aura started to look like Yang when she started to lose her temper.
"SKREE!" The Grimm cried out before getting blasted by a barrage of bullets.
"I'm done losing my favorite ships to you bastards!" she shouted while unloading round after round into the Grimm.
"SKREEE!" It yelled out as Jaune ran towards it and started to slash at the Grimm before getting knocked back from a whack of its left pincer.
"Ahh!" cried Jaune crashing into a hot dog stand. "I'm alright….but a little bruised."
"SKREE!" It then started to get madder as it lost its eyes from Coco's bullets and began to use its stinger as a blunt weapon. Each jab caused an object to melt like butter as it tried to kill the human that made it blind.
"Hey ugly!" called Coco as she kept firing at it. "I'll take you and your ugly ass on!"
"SKREEEEEE!" The Deathstalker yelled before striking at the right spot on Coco's leg before finally collapsing from the bullets before turning to shadows. "Skree…."
"Coco!" Jaune called out before running towards her before holding out four fingers as he held her carefully. "Speak to me! How many fingers am I holding?!"
"Uh….forty? I feel….dizzy…" spoke Coco as her eyes blinked slowly as her vision looked blurry.
Jaune sweated as he tried to check the wound, only….there wasn't any visible point of penetration. As he checked again, Coco started feeling her body warm up and her vision returning to normal, well except now she saw Jaune as an even more handsome guy with shining white armor. "Coco? Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Like what?" she asked with a smile while moving a hand across his chest.
"You shouldn't move, the venom." He said however in Coco's vision, he was saying. "Are you ok my princess? You should let me 'heal' you."
"Mmm, I wouldn't mind some healing." she grinned lowering her sunglasses and winking at him.
Jaune was now getting nervous. "Coco? Why did you wink?" "Let's start the healing now, my chocolate haired beauty."
"I never knew you were such a charmer." she grinned sitting up while moving both hands across his chest while licking her lips.
"Coco!" Jaune called out before getting up. "What are you doing?!" "My princess? Should I start the 'healing' clothed or naked?"
"Ooh, someone's kinky." purred Coco.
Jaune panicked and ran the opposite direction. "Stay here, I will get help." "Follow me, my nymph of fashion, let's race before we 'heal' in the showers of Beacon."
"Here I come pretty boy!" she called before running after Jaune.
"GAH!" Jaune ran even faster as Coco started chasing him. "STOP!" "Come my angel of beauty, let's race like woodland critters in heat."
"Normally I don't like that mushy stuff, but I'll remember that last part." she grinned.
'CRAP CRAP CRAP!' Jaune thought as he ran even faster until he got out of the mall and started towards the hanger on the other side of the city. "Coco! Please stop!" "Come at me princess."
'I don't know what's with him, but I'm liking it!'
Jaune ran as fast as he could towards the hangers as he turned a sharp left….into a bar runned by a certain informant and his two bodyguards. "Crap!" "Come to me, Coco!"
Coco lunged and tackled Jaune.
"What,"
"Is…"
"Going on?" The twin bodyguards asked in confusion as Coco started to see them as, in her eyes, enemies...deadly killers with clawed arms and long sharp mandibles. "Skree?"
"Oh hell no! I took one of you bastards down, I can take you two on." she growled bringing her gatling gun back out again.
"Crap!" Both said before running behind a table as a rain of bullets destroyed most of the bar. "SKREEE!"
"Coco! What are you doing!" cried Jaune in shock. "Keep it up princess!"
"I'm planning that pretty boy." Coco yelled as she finished destroying the place as Junior came in with his weapon drawn.
"Who's shooting up my place!" "Skree!?"
"DIE!" Coco yelled while firing at Junior like a mad woman. Thankfully, he ran behind the table to avoid getting shot at. "I got plenty of bullets for all of you!"
"COCO!" "My lady, the demons are dead, let's commence with the celebrations of passion."
"Aw yeah." she grinned as her weapon became a handbag again and she sautered over to Jaune.
The hunter in training gulped before running out of the bar. "PLEASE stay there!" "Follow me, my fair maiden."
"Here I come!" she called before following him with haste.
'By Dust! What happened to Coco?!' Jaune thought as he ran right towards the hangars….which were closed due to technical difficulties. "DAMN IT!" He then took a sharp right towards the southern entrance and ran straight towards the woods. "Coco! Stop!" "Come, let's race amongst the trees, my fair nymph."
"Sweet talking me, like that is gonna make me really rock your world!" she called out.
Jaune screamed as he raced through the forest. Only to get trapped by a cliff formation. "FUCK!" "Coco, come to me. My angel of beauty."
"I'm coming!"
Jaune screamed and covered his face for the impending impact. Only it didn't happen, since the toxins in Coco's bloodstream finally broke down and as a result, her mind returned to normal. "Huh?"
"What the? Where are we?"
Jaune uncovered his face and saw that Coco was now confused. "You don't remember? The chase, and the whole blasting a bar like a western shoot out?"
"No, we were at the mall, Deathstalker comes in, I get stung, and then nothing."
He sweatdropped. "But you WERE trying to do something to me, mister 'pretty boy'." He pointed to himself. "And you did say that you were 'gonna make me really rock your world' or something like that."
Coco blushed and looked away. "Uh, anything else I did that I don't wanna remember?"
"Well, you did say that "I'm planning that pretty boy", "Here I come pretty boy!", "Ooh, someone's kinky.", "I never knew you were such a charmer.", and "Mmm, I wouldn't mind some healing."." Jaune said while Coco started turning red with embarrassment.
"Oh someone just shoot me." she groaned covering her face. "I sound like a total dork."
"You're not a dork." Spoke Jaune while placing a hand on her shoulder. "And as for the shooting, that's just silly. Velvet needs her hero alive after all." he rubbed his head. "But why you chased me and said all those things may have something to do with the Grimms' stinger."
Coco looked at the ground and the Jaune's face. "...maybe…." She then looked away from him like he was a bright sun. 'Why the hell am I still red?! It's not like I….like Jaune? Right?'
"Wanna head back to the school?"
Coco blushed before asking Jaune. "C-Can we stay here for the night? So the toxins don't re emerge again."
Jaune looked at the sky, which was now covered in stars, and then thought about the venom returning. "Alright, we can stay Coco." 'Just hope the toxins don't resurface….ugh.'
"Cool."
-two hours of setting up camp later-
"How are you feeling?" Jaune asked while cooking a small lizard on a stick. "Not trying to start another chase with 'pretty boy'?"
"Oh ha ha." she smirked. "And just a little tired, but alright."
Jaune smiled before getting up, took off his hoody/jacket, and placed over Coco's back. "It might not be much but I hope it keeps you warm."
"Thanks." she smiled hugging it around her body. 'I thought he was a dork, the good kind. Glad I was right.'
"Coco?" Jaune asked the fashionist. "If it's alright with you, I'll take guard duty. Since we ARE in Deathstalker territory and all." He was about to walk away but was stopped by Coco's hand against his shirt.
"No, we'll both stay up."
He sighed before sitting down, his back against Coco's. "Heh. This is ironic. A beautiful fashion queen spending time with a 'lowly' knight." He shut his mouth and berated himself for saying that.
"I kinda think it's more romantic." she replied absentmindedly.
"H-How so?" He blushed while looking at the sky, with the constellation of Pisces visible in the night sky like it symbolized something….more.
"Well I never sat under the stars with a boy, so this feels kind of nice."
"Same here….but with the girl not a boy." Jaune corrected himself as they saw a shooting star, a rather huge one and colored a faint pink hue. "Want to make a wish?"
"Sounds good to me."
Both closed their eyes and wished. And coincidently it was the same wish. 'Please, star above, help me find my special someone.'
As it passed by, Coco took the chance to look at Jaune over her shoulder. "Jaune?"
"Yes?"
Coco blushed. "Um…..well have you….ever fallen in love before coming Beacon?" 'Why did I just say that?!'
"No. I wasn't exactly a ladies man, I mean I did fall for a few girls before, but it never really went anywhere."
"Then they were dorks." Coco said with a chuckle. "Because you are a sweet, kind and handsome person Jaune." 'Crap, it slipped.'
Jaune blushed and rubbed the back of his head. "Thanks Coco."
"Anytime Jaune." She grinned before doing something that took Jaune by surprise. She moved towards his face and kissed his cheek. "C-Consider that a reward Jaune." She blushed.
"T-Thanks." he blushed while stunned that happened. 'She kissed my cheek!'
Coco was about to turn around before blurting out loud. "I think I like you Jaune Arc." 'EEP!'
"W-What?" he looked at her with wide eyes.
"I um…." Coco blushed crimson. "I...I like you Jaune!" 'I really just said all that!'
Jaune blushed. "W-Well to be honest. I also like you too, Coco Adel." 'Did I just say that to The Fashion Queen?!'
"Really?" she asked with hope in her voice.
"Yes." Jaune said with seriousness. "I….I really like you Coco." 'Please don't screw up.'
"Wait, you're not just saying that because of how I acted before, right?"
Jaune shook his head no. "Nope. They're genuine." As he said those words, he was tackled to the ground and was kissed on the lips.
'Alright!' cheered Coco while rubbing his cheeks. 'I was worried my crush on this guy wouldn't work out.'
"Coco," He said as he took off her hat and placed it on the ground, before rubbing her hair gently. "You're so cute right now, like a hamster."
"You need to work on the compliments." she deadpanned before hugging him. "But it's a good start."
"Yea. But you are cute." Jaune smiled while returning the hug. "Really cute and beautiful as well." 'So corny even for me.'
"Well, considering it's getting colder out here, what's say we warm up?" she whispered.
Jaune blushed at the double meaning. "A-Are you sure?"
"Well you can stay there and let me do all the work if you want, but that takes away some of the fun."
Jaune sighed before performing a bold move on his part. He started to take off her shirt, piece by piece. Soon her black covered chest was revealed with her shivering at the exposure of her skin.
"Like it?" Coco asked as her black bra, of about a size D, was exposed to the blushing blond. "Nice and sexy like yours truly."
"I'll say." he nodded while Coco went ahead and started taking his armor off.
"And I have to say," Coco said while licking her lips. "You're well toned."
He blushed as she started rubbing his chest and he reached up to squeeze her breasts.
"Mm~" Coco moaned as Jaune started to massage her right breast while his left started unhooking her bra strap. "You are really loving these baby's~"
"Well I didn't know they were this big." he remarked taking the bra off before grabbing the bare breasts.
"AH!" Coco moaned as she started to unzip Jaune's pants with her right hand while groping his ass with her left. "Cheeky aren't we?"
"You're the one grabbing my butt." he threw back with a smirk.
"Touche." She grinned before pulling down his pants and boxers revealing a cute sized cock. "Aw. So cute, like you sir Dork~"
"Well I guess I'm your dork." he grinned while brushing his thumbs across her nipples.
"Mmmm~ but I am your dork." She moaned while grabbing hold of Jaune's cock and started rubbing it. "Nice and hot already."
Jaune groaned before deciding to suck on Coco's right nipple. 'Nice and soft already quote the queen.'
Coco hummed while feeling Jaune's cock getting hard in her grip.
"Getting hard miss fashionista?" Jaune said while momentarily halting his breast sucking.
"Your little friend is already rock hard." she grinned while rubbing the tip with her fingers.
Jaune moaned before using his left hand to pull down Coco's pants. "Wow, your panties are already wet." He said before taking said garments off and resuming his sucking.
"Ah! Well when you confess to a girl like that and suck her tits, what do you expect?" she got out while stroking his cock harder and faster.
Jaune chuckled while he felt his cock about to explode. 'Damn it. This soon?...just please don't laugh Coco.'
Coco noticed his cock start twitching and moved her hand faster.
"Gah!" Jaune cried as he released his cum all over Coco's stomach and pussy. "Heh heh. Sorry about that-"
"Hold on." she interrupted before taking some of the cum with her finger before licking it up.
Jaune looked surprised as she started to lick every last bit of cum from her body before grinning and opening her snatch's folds revealing a mass of pink.
"Stick it in." Coco said with a HUGE blush. 'Please don't let it be painful!' She chanted in her mind.
"Sure, but it's gonna hurt." he warned.
"I don't care." She blushed. "As long as you are here with me, I can endure the pain." she moved over and started to slowly slide her snatch onto his dick. "Mmm." she said as she hugged Jaune and started to pierce his back with her nails. 'Ow ow ow ow ow!'
Coco hissed as her hymen tore while trying to ignore it.
"Are you ok?" Jaune asked while ignoring the nails piercing his back. "If you want me to stop I will. Just to make sure you're ok, Coco."
"I'm….alright…" she got out with a grimace.
"Coco." He sighed. "I know you're tough but you have tell me if you're hurt. It's what….couples do." He blushed at the last part. 'Me and...Coco?'
"Alright, it hurts like a bitch! But I've dealt with worst."
"I know." He said before kissing her forehead. "Are you feeling ready to continue, my sweet princess?" 'Why did I just say that?!'
"Wow, you sure are corny sir Dork." she teased.
"And so are you." He chuckled. "Ready?"
"You bet."
Jaune nodded before thrusting deep into her snatch at a slow but gradually increasing speed.
"AH! Your cock feels bigger than I thought!"
"And your folds are tighter than my armor!" Jaune grunted as her started to fondle Coco's breasts. "I can't believe we'd be doing this in the middle of a forest!"
"You suggested it!" Coco moaned as she felt Jaune's cock hitting her womb. "AH~ That is one huge sword~"
"Now who sounds corny?" he smirked before sucking on her right nipple.
Coco moaned before moving her arms down Jaune's body until she reached his ass again and squeezed both cheeks. "Maybe you are~?"
He grinned before thrusting upwards faster.
Coco cried with pleasure as she felt her body, more specifically her snatch, getting wetter and hotter with each thrust. "FUCK ME HARDER JAUNE~!"
"I plan on it!" he grunted while bouncing her up and down his cock while lightly biting on her nipple.
"AH!" She cried out as her started feeling more lustful then a pack of horny Beowolves. "I LOVE THIS! AND I LOVE YOU JAUNE~"
"I love you too!" he groaned feeling her pussy get tighter.
Coco started feeling her climax, along with Jaune, as she hugged him tight. "Then let me devour your milk~"
"I'm...gonna cum!"
"THEN CUM!" She cried as Jaune's cock released its load of mini Jaune and Janes into Coco's womb as she started milking every last drop of it as they panted from the sexural activity. "Y-You cute dork."
"You mean...your cute dork." he panted with a smile.
"Yea." Coco grinned. "I'm your dork."
-fifteen years later-
Ah. So many years and the 'Mad hunter with a handbag' is still alive in Vales history. Heck it's now an urban legend. But that's besides the point. After that night, both Jaune and Coco started dating until they graduated. But that wasn't the best part. Jaune proposed and eventually married the fashionista in a grand wedding that lasted for about five days, not counting the brawls and drunkenness of the first four days of the after party.
During that time, Coco Arc gave birth to two beautiful children. And heck, right now at age six, they are starting to learn the trade of Hunting, like their parents before them. And today's quarry….Deathstalker baby's.
"Alright you two, remember to keep away from the stringers." spoke Coco.
"Yes mom." Spoke a boy with Coco's hair but in armor that looked similar to Jaune's. This was Edward Arc, oldest of the two children and more like a mixture of both his parents...well more like Jaune.
"Ok." Spoke a girl with Jaune's blond hair with a outfit similar to the ones Coco used to wear. This was Ardel Arc, the youngest of the two and a tom girl like her mother but….with a massive brother complex/love.
"Skee." A baby Deathstalker called out while coming out of the bushes looking for some rats and small birds.
"There it is." whispered Edward crouching low and moving closer to the Grimm.
"Skee?" It said before striking a small squirrel and injecting it with neurotoxins. "Skee…"
"I GOT IT BROTHER!" Ardel yelled while literally jumping on the stinger and hanging on for dear life. "RIDE EM COWGIRL!"
"ARDEL! What are you doing!" shouted Jaune with wide eyes.
"SKEEEEE?!" It cried out in shock before calming down and laying on the ground while….making a low growl like the sound of a very calm dog. "Skeeeee…..ke."
"I'm taming a Deathstalker." Ardel grinned while jumping onto its back and rubbing its head. "I bet no other hunter or huntress ever did that before!"
"Sis." Edward said before the Deathstalker grabbed him with its claws. "AGAH! Get it off!"
"No~" Ardel giggled as the Grimm crawled away towards the house. "Now I just need a name for this guy."
"How about Clawbutt!" Edward mocked before getting a hiss from the Grimm. "Fine, a real name then."
"I got it!" Ardel grinned. "Miss Muffins!"
"SKEE!" It cried out in agreement as they left the two shocked parents alone.
"...what just happened?" Coco asked really confused at what she just saw.
"I don't know, but either we try to get rid of it, or get a sleeping mat for it."
"The second one works." Coco smiled before kissing him. Each one thinking a single line.
'Looks like my wish came true.'