Dear Mortals,

My brother's previous letter just shows you how idiotic he really is. Men, honestly.

The whole, "I am the eldest of the twins" thing is very poorly thought out. We're twins, and if anyone was older, it would be me. After all, I helped Leto give birth to Apollo, and how could I do that if I wasn't born first?

Even Rick Riordan agrees with that logic. But don't believe me, see it for yourself- it's right there in 'Percy's Jackson's Greek Gods'.

Sincerely,

Artemis