Crazy trouble with love

Draca and Harry

Series: Harry Potter

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It was a calm and simple day at Hogwarts with Harry and his friends eating breakfast.

"So Harry?" Asked Hermione while reading a book on dragons. "Did you study for the exam?"

"A little, but I lost my book." he sighed while Fred and George rushed over with grins on their faces.

The two pranksters moved closer to Ron and Harry before asking.

"Is my Took of…"

"...a brother being a bloody tyke again?"

"Shut up." frowned Ron digging into his pancakes.

As Fred started to talk ambily, George placed a few drops of a vial of blue liquid into Harry's cup which turned green before returning to a regular cup of water.

"So you…."

"Are you still afraid of spider girls…."

"Ron?"

"N-N-No!" he cried out with a nervous tone.

"Anyway…"

"Later." Both said before walking off and snickering to themselves. 'This is going to be good!'

"What was that all about?" asked Harry.

"No idea." Hermione said with a confused look as a certain 'snake Queen of Slytherin' walked up and engaged into a conversation aka mocking aka trying to get on Harry's nerves.

"So Potter, ready to flunk the exam today?" she smirked.

"Not really Draca." Harry grumbled as said girl grabbed his goblet of water. "Give it back!"

"Don't you know it's polite to let a lady have the first sip?" she smirked before she started drinking from it.

"NNNOOOO!" Yelled the twins in panic as Draca finished the drink. "DON'T DRINK IT!"

"Why? What's with you two?" asked Hermione with a raised eyebrow. "Did you put something in it?"

"...maybe.."

"We sort of…"

"Did." Both said with sweat coming down their faces.

Draca paled hearing that while groaning as she felt a tingling sensation and then a burning feeling like the breath of a thousand dragons. She clutched her chest as she felt her back, tailbone, legs, arms and head growing something strange as from out of nowhere her hands turned into white like claws.

"Woah!" spoke Harry with wide eyes while everyone in the Great Hall turned and were stunned as Draca kept groaning.

"W-What's happening to me!" She cried out as two large white bat like wings and a large spiked tail sprouted from her back and tailbone as the shoes broke as claws jutted out. Her head became the birthplace of two large horns of solid bone as Draca looked now like a hybrid of a human and a Hungarian horntail.

"Oh…"

"My…"

"GOD!" The twins yelled before fainting from the shock and amazement that their 'monster girl' potion worked.

"W-W-W...WHAT HAPPENED!" shrieked Draca looking over her form with wide eyes.

Harry was at a loss for words as Ron blurted out. "Looks like you're a mudblood now Draca!"

She growled hearing that and jumped at Ron with her claws held out.

"Ack!" He screamed before looking at her now reptilian eyes which gleamed with hate as her mouth started to spew flames like a real dragon. He turned and scrambled away as she started chasing him around the table.

"GET BACK HERE YOU WEASEL!" She yelled as she then started to fire both paralyzing spells and fire balls at Ron.

"Yipe!" he ducked and rolled out of the way while feeling scared shitless. Only to get hit on the ass by a fireball. "AAAHHH! MY BUTTS ON FIRE!"

Draca laughed with several other students before Harry walked over and held his wand out in front of her.

"Draca, calm down."

"Why? You know I do this all the time."

"What? You never fired a fireball during the years both of us attended Hogwarts."

"I do it all the time. Did you hit your head or something?" she asked crossing her arms.

"Yea. And I'm a pixie with a high squeaky voice that lives in Neverland." He said sarcastically.

"Wow, did that weasel hit you with a plate or something?" she raised an eyebrow and turned to Hermione. "Aren't you suppose to keep that from happening?"

"Uh?" She asked confused. "Ron doesn't hit Harry with anything other than a mis spell."

"Sheesh, has everyone hit their heads or something." she groaned before the signal for classes was heard.

"Draca?" Harry asked as everyone started walking out of the Great Hall. "Maybe I should take you to the medical wing."

"If it'll calm you're dizzy head." she shrugged following him.

-Medical Wing-

"Are you sure Draca's ok madam Pomfrey?" Harry asked as said witch checked Draca's face and wings.

"Hmm, this is a more advanced transformation spell than I've seen before. I'll have Dumbledore get those twins to talk what kind of ingredients they used and I might be able to find a way to change her back."

Harry sighed before Draca laughed for no reason as flames shot out with each laugh. "Draca?"

"Not a bad trick, but I'm not falling for it."

"It's not a trick Draca!" Harry grumbled. "It's real and stop trying to burn the place down!"

"No." She said before realizing something. "These robes are too small…."

"Well they might have felt tighter due to your change, so hold on while I find a large one." spoke Pomfrey hurrying off.

Draca sighed before unexpectedly ripping the front half off her robes revealing a….very tight bra holding back a pair of F cups that were covered in scales. "One second." She said before ripping said bra off. "Much better~" Draca said as she breathed a sigh of relief.

Harry blushed bright red and turned away just as Pomfrey came back and gasped.

"What? It was tight so I fixed it."

"B-But that's embarrassing." Harry said turning away with a blush that covered his face from ear to ear.

"Young lady, put this on and get a bra on." spoke Pomfrey holding out the larger robes with her head turned. 'I swear young witches these days.'

Draca sighed before putting the robes on. "Better? And no I'm going bra less for the rest of my life." She said like it wasn't a big deal.

"Uh, let's just get to class." spoe Harry hurrying out the door.

"Right behind you Harry." She said while grinning as she walked with the wizard. "Oh and I want you to join me later for a study session at the Slytherin common rooms."

"I can't, remember? Different houses?"

"Oh." She said before whispering. "The password is 'Knowledge is second only to cunning'." She then grinned. "I hope to see you later."

"Uh…" he didn't finish and sighed before they entered the classroom. And said teacher was Snape.

"Draca. Potter." He said annoyed. "Why are you late?"

"Harry thought something was wrong with me." frowned Draca as her tail swished behind her.

Snape frowned before returning to his lesson on Salamander extracts as Harry sat down in his seat followed by Draca who grinned at the boy.

"Why are you sitting next to me?" Harry asked confusingly.

"I always sit next to you. You sure your head isn't feeling weird?"

"It's fine." He deadpanned. "And is there anything else I apparently 'forgot'?"

"That you and I are dating and you usually hold my claw." she frowned. "Seriously, you know that helps keep my tail calm."

Harry looked at Draca in shock. "D-Dating! But we hate each other!" 'What was in that potion?!'

Apparently his loud reply got the class' attention with them whispering about it and could tell it would turn into gossip as soon as the lesson was over.

"Harry Potter and Draca Malfoy dating?"

"Is this true?"

"Buy God! It's the biggest scoop of the millennia!"

"I wonder what their children will look like?" Said a figure in red robes.

"Silence!" called Snape with a frown. "Potter, since it seems everyone is focused on you, care to tell me the last trait salamander's extract contains?"

Harry sweated. "The contents for Greek Fire...their poop?" 'Please let this be right!'

Some of the class chuckled while Snape kept up his frown. "Correct."

Draca grinned before hugging Harry. "Way to go Harry! That's my cute boyfriend!"

He blushed while the class whispered even more making him inwardly groan.

"Silence!" Snape yelled. "Now miss Draca, if you are done hugging mister Potter, tell me what is a Salamanders' greatest threat besides humans."

"The dragons of the Saint George variety. Like the Germanic Horntail or the Saxon Dragon."

"Correct, and twenty points for Slytherin and same points away from Gryffindor for disturbing the class."

"Hey, he got that right." frowned Draca.

Snape was about to say more when Draca fired a blast of fire at his robes.

"That's for my boyfriend, you black haired cobra eating mongoose!" Draca yelled while hugging Harry tighter like she was protecting a grand treasure.

Snape frowned before dousing his robes with water from his wand. "Draca, to the headmaster's office."

Said girl glared before walking away with Harry still in her arms. "Yea yea you death sucking cobra!" She yelled back while slamming the doors shut with her tail.

"Uh, she took Harry with him." spoke up Neville.

Snape ignored him as he continued his lesson.

-Dumbledore's office-

"Hey Dumble lemon." Draca called out while entering the office. "How's the phoenix?"

Both male and magical bird blinked at seeing Draca's appearance with Harry wrapped up in her arms.

"Hello? Dumble Lemon?" She frowned while taking a seat. "Are you still alive or are you trying to contact the dead with your mind again?"

"Miss Malfoy, are you feeling alright? And can you tell me why you have Harry with you?"

Draca looked puzzled. "I'm fine and Harry is always with me, remember? He's my boyfriend after all."

Now this really confused the two of them.

"Don't ask." Harry sighed. "I tried everything but nothing is getting through to her."

"Oh? Like the time you kissed me on the train?" Draca said with a blush. "What a kisser you were Har Har."

"W-What!"

"Are you still bonkers? I called you by your nickname, Har Har. And you usually call me Queen Draca." Draca said while her face flustered at the last nickname as her flames appeared through the cracks in her mouth.

"Uh, care to explain what you mean?" asked Dumbledore going along with her story.

"Well. Har Har confessed to me after that whole 'heir to Slytherin' nonsense and after a few months we started kissing and well….that's was that." She admitted honestly. "But Har Har did tell me to wait for him at the Great Hall this morning and then poof! Everyone's memory was erased like some kind of brain parasite invasion occurred."

"So, just to clarify, you've been close with Mister Potter since your second year?"

"Yes Dumble Lemon." She said with a grin. "You even approved of it. Saying that 'it's time for both light and dark houses to be combing for the years ahead of us.'."

"I did?"

Draca glared at him as her mouth became enveloped in flames as her voice became more draconic in tone. "Yes you did and if you were lying I'll burn you to ashes, got it!"

Dumbledore waved his wand as the flames died down. "Be warned Miss Malfoy, you may have become half dragon, but that doesn't mean I will tolerate outbursts like that."

"...fine." She huffed. "But I want you to swear on your magic that you will keep our relationship from being harmed by anything in both the magical world and the so called 'muggle' world. And that you will keep those weasels away from my Har Har."

"Um, weasels?"

"The Weasleys." Harry pointed out. "She did attack Ron for calling her a...mudblood."

"I might relate to them, but that doesn't mean I'm a friend of theirs." she frowned.

"Is that because of your half dragon and that most dragons in the western portion of the world are hated, while worshipped in the east as a god like creature?" Harry asked.

"Duh Har Har, I already told you all this."

Harry sighed. "Just wanted to remind myself….Queen Draca." 'Just play along.'

"I swear, you'll forget how to breathe if you're forgetting basic stuff about your girlfriend this fast."

Harry grumbled before getting hugged by Draca who grinned at him, revealing her now long dragon like incisors. "Gah. D-Draca?!"

"What? Do I have food stuck in my teeth?"

"No. But you do have a ca-" Harry stopped as her cavity riched tooth fell out and landed on the ground. "Never mind."

"Ah!" she jumped covering her mouth. "I swear I brush every day! I don't miss a day!"

Harry chuckled at that. "I think you should try more often Queen Draca." 'Just hope that this doesn't get me a charred butt or head?'

She frowned and squeezed him tighter.

"Ow! L-Let go of me. I think you cracked a few ribs!" Harry got out as he felt his body compress like a giant stepping on a car.

"Then take it back."

"All right!" He cried out in pain. "I-I take it back!"

"Good." she let up on her hold.

Harry gasped for air before standing up. Only to get caught by her tail. "What are you doing Draca?"

"Holding you, duh."

Harry blushed as the Phoenix cawed with laugher before Dumbledore coughed loudly to get their attention.

"Well, seeing how you two seem to be comfortable, you may go back to class."

"Alright Demble Lemon." Draca grinned before walking out of the office with Harry still coiled by her tail. "Later Godfather."

"Godfather?" muttered Dumbledore with wide eyes.

-Slytherin common rooms-

"Ready for our study session Har Har?" Draca asked as they sat on the couch. All the while ignoring the attention they were getting from the other Slytherins.

"Um….Draca?" Harry asked the girl. "Are you sure this is a good idea? Most of your fellow Slytherins look ready to attack me with some hexes."

"You forget, my scales can just bounce them back easy."

Harry looked at her in shock as Draca's...friends for hire walked up annoyed and quite pissed at Harry and drew their wands at his face. This was met with Draca's tail whipping up and slamming them into the wall.

"Now Crabbe and Goyle." Spoke the dragon girl with a glare. "If you keep this up I will break your wands and burn your asses until the very bones are colored black and showed to the entire world."

Both boys paled before Draca threw them away.

"Same goes to the rest of you lot." Draca growled at the other Slytherins as they ran out of the commons in a panic. "Much better, right Har Har?"

"Uh, yeah."

"Now." She said with a blush before frowning. "Why have you been denying our relationship? Even after those few months of dating?"

"Uh...because I got cold feet?"

Draca glared at him. "Tell me why or I will squeeze you tight again, and this time I will not let go until your eyes pop out."

He gulped as she held her claws and tail up.

"I'm waiting Harry Hadrian Potter." She growled as her mouth became covered in flames.

"Because that never happened!"

She blinked. "What? It did happen! I remember all of it!"

"No, it didn't. You were never part dragon, we never dated, you can't even stand me because of my heritage."

Draca looked at Harry with an angry expression as she was fighting back a tear. "B-But it did happen! I really love you Har Har."

He blushed and rubbed his head. "I'm sorry, but ask yourself this. What other reason would there be if everyone didn't believe it, unless it never happened?"

She thought about it for a few minutes before letting go of Harry and turned from him. "I-It's true?...we never dated Har Har?"

"No, you never even acted like you liked me. You pretty much thought I was dirt."

Draca's body shook as she started to sniffle. "...I-I see….so this was all a dream…?"

"Well, maybe, but to be honest, I did like the time we spent together, even though this is completely new to me."

"Really?" She said while turning around revealing her now tear covered face. "Even...if I called you dirt…?"

"Well this you isn't the same you as before. Sorry if that's confusing."

Draca sniffled before hugging Harry. "I don't care! I'm sorry for everything my past self did to you!"

"Gah! Too tight!" he gasped out.

"Sorry!" She said while letting go. "Har Har….can we...start all over? As...a couple?" She blushed redder than her own flames.

"Uh….well…..I don't see why not."

She smiled before kissing Harry on the lips as her tail wrapped around him as they started a make out session.

-final battle of Hogwarts-

"See for yourself." The dark lord spoke as Hagrid solemnly brought the body of Harry towards the castle. "Harry Potter is dead!"

"You lie!" Yelled a cloaked figure that looked like a hunchback. "Harry Potter is not dead you death fearing son of a bitch!"

Everyone there were stunned while Voldemort scowled at the figure.

"And if you don't leave now," the figure said while fire started to come from the opening in its hood. "I will burn your ass to hell, Lord Moldy asshole!"

"Silence! Who dares challenge me?"

The figure walked up to the center of the two armies before a clawed hand flew off its cloak revealing a pissed off Draca Malfoy in her full scaled glory. "I, Draca Narcissa Malfoy Potter, dare to challenge, no, KILL you for harming my mate!"

Everyone grew a little fearful, except for Voldemort.

Draca sensed his vainglory and smirked. "You think because you're immortal that you can kill me? Newsflash Dumbledore told me EVERYTHING including my mates' accidental Horcrux. So," she said while spreading out her wings. "You are at your last limb, scratch that, your mortal since I killed that snake before I got here."

"What!"

"Yes. Now," she stomped her foot causing the ground to crack. "COME AT ME YOU WORM!"

The Hogwarts students and faculty stepped back with the Death Eaters doing the same as Voldemort raised his wand.

Draca sent a fireball towards him before taking flight and spread towards him as Harry started to awake. "I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL!"

The dark lord deflected the fireball before Draca slammed her tail against his back.

The dragon girl grabbed Voldemort's right arm, which had the elder wand, and ripped it off in a fury matched only by a demon from hell itself. "Let's see you fight without your wand you lowly piece of troll shit!"

"AHHHHH!" screamed Voldemort in pain as Draca flew back over to Harry's body.

"Harry?" She said before seeing his eyes move as he looked at her with a smile.

"I'm...fine Draca. Just trying to move my limbs." Harry chuckled as Voldemort reached for his wand only to realize that it was about to fall off the edge and right into the squids domain.

"You think you can stop me? I….am….LORD VOLDEMORT!" he roared lunging for his wand.

"Gragg." Cried a huge bellow as a pair of tentacles grabbed the dark lord before dragging him into the water as the elder wand was lost forever in the lake below.

"Now your lord seafood." Draca laughed.

"Heh, good one." groaned out Harry.

"Thanks Har Har the king of soft teddy bears." She giggled before flying up and grabbing Harry by the shoulders as the flew towards the west.

"Hey, where are we going?" he asked confused.

"Oh," Draca grinned. "To Dubland, Ireland. So we can both enjoy ourselves with the beaches, the food, the eggs-"

"Eggs?" he spoke with wide eyes.

"Yep," she smiled. "Maybe about twenty for now, Har Har~?"

Said male was gobsmacked and ended up fainting in Draca's hold.

"Well it's better than telling him that I'm already two months with eggs." She laughed as they flew towards the setting sun.