Crazy trouble with love
Persephone and Percy
Series: Percy Jackson
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-New York City, downtown shopping district-
"Ok. Now where are those tulips?" Percy asked out loud as he held a list with his mother's handwriting in one hand and a basket in the other as he browsed the gardening sector of Home Depot.
As he looked around, a lone goddess was browsing through the flowers with a relaxed smile. Her long black hair came up from under her straw hat with a bunny on it and wore a yellow shirt with a sunflower on it with black pants and some simple sandals.
"Um hello?" Percy asked as she got next to him. "Need help finding something miss?"
"No, just browsing." she answered before Percy got a good look at her face.
"Persephone? Or was it Kore? Those myths are so confusing." Percy said while in shock as it wasn't even spring yet and the queen of the underworld is out and about.
"Persephone." she frowned. "I'm not a fan of that name."
"Ok ok." He said. "No need to start a flower transformation spree." He pointed to his head which had a sunflower on it.
Persephone rolled her eyes as the flower disappeared. "Well try to remember that."
"Um….why are you here in the winter? Not that there's nothing wrong with that." He said before grabbing a tulip with yellow petals. "Are you shopping for your garden?" 'Full of statues.'
"No, just needed a chance to get out of that depressing place and just stretch my arms out."
Percy nodded. "Well I can't blame you, it is cold, depressing and a certain math teacher lives there."
"Try living there for decades." she frowned.
Percy sighed before asking her something. "Um….can you help? I'm looking of a blue tulip from my mother's window garden and I can't find it in this store."
Persephone sighed before snapping her fingers as the flower grew in the basket. "Happy?"
Percy smiled before shaking Persephone's hands. "Thank you, Aunty Persephone. You're a lifesaver."
"Uh, you're welcome." she pulled her hand away. "Since when do you call me your aunt?"
"Since I learned about my...family." Percy chuckled. "I wanted to call you, that but I was worried about you turning me into a weed when we met the last time."
"Good call. Let's just say being called aunt reminds me of my marriage." she frowned. "I swear, sometimes hanging around Hades is enough to make me want to get drunk with Dionysus."
"With wine or blue coca cola?" Percy joked.
"I'm not laughing." she replied flatly with her arms crossed.
"Even if I say that Hades looks like a darker version of Snape?" He chuckled. "But with less hair."
"If I knew I'd be hearing bad jokes, I would have visited Apollo." she sighed before turning around to leave.
"Hey wait!" Percy called out while holding her hand. "Um….could we um….hang out today? My treat." 'Did I just ask Persephone out?!'
'Is he asking me out on a date?'
"Persephone?" Percy asked while still confused as to why he just asked her out. "Do you want to hang out with me?"
"Um….sure, why not." she replied. 'Alright, a little weird to get asked out by my nephew, but if it keeps me away from Hades' side longer, I'll take it.'
Percy chuckled. "Ok, so have any place in particular you want to see or do?"
"Hmm,I know just the place." grinned Persephone with a devious grin before walking out of the area with Percy trying to keep up.
-Bacchus bar and Restaurant-
"A bar?" Percy asked confused at Persephone's choice.
"Of course. Just stick close to me and don't mention your real age."
"Alright." Percy said before holding the door for her. "Goddesses first."
She smiled at the politeness and walked in followed by the Demigod.
"Welcome- Peice Jonson!" A very familiar God said while tending the bar. "What are you doing here?"
"It's Percy, and hey Mr. D." sighed Percy with a smile.
"Hello Dionysus." Persephone flatly said.
"So, what's a pair like you two coming in here, especially Patrick? Ain't he a little young for the real strong stuff?"
"It's Percy." Persephone said annoyed. "And he's my date for today."
Percy and the wine god went wide eyed before Dionysus chuckled. "So, decided to get laid with your nephew? Never knew you were into that."
That earned him a new pair of poison ivy hands. "It's just a date Dionysus. And keep that up and I will tell….father about this establishment."
"Aw come on. Just because I can't drink myself dizzy doesn't mean I can't watch other people fall over." he chuckled.
Persephone glared. "Care to try me my drunk half cousin." She brought forth a huge scythe of thorns and roses.
"Woah, easy there. Why don't I just get you two the best bottle we got on the house?"
"Make it ten." She said while pointing the weapon near his neck, causing some golden Ichor to bleed out.
"Alright alright." he moved back while rubbing the spot as it healed. "Comin right up ya nutty cousin." he muttered walking away.
Percy looked at the goddess in surprise. "That was interesting. Kind of like your mom."
"Shh." she shushed him. "Last thing I want is my mom showing up and seeing me drunk. I'll hear about it for the next millennia."
"Oh right." Percy chuckled slightly. "Overprotective mother of the harvest."
"Here ya go." spoke Dionysus coming back and setting several bottles in front of them.
"...is that wine from," Percy looked at the bottle and read the year. "400 BC?"
"Yup, made sure to pack a bunch of this before it all got away from me."
"So how's life without Ariadne?" Asked Persephone with a chuckle.
"Terrible, of course. I swear, one more millennia of going without her and I might try to get drunk off of whatever the mortal have at the time."
"I see." She said before giving him a grapevine, his sacred plant. "For you to keep you sane, my annoying half cousin."
"Wow, you being charitable? You must really wanna get plastered?"
"Maybe." She said before grabbing a bottle and opening it. "Now let's drink Percy, until we're as drunk as Dionysus after that party at the correlation of King Richard the III!"
"Just try not to puke on the floor." spoke Dionysus walking away.
"Come one Percy. Let's drink." She smiled while taking a gulp of the wine.
(Five hours and twenty bottles later)
Percy was well plastered as he wobbled in his seat while Persephone chuckled in her seat.
"And after Hades slipped on that banana peel, he landed right into a volcano and caused it to explode with green shit that came from the baby Cyclops!" Persephone laughed before falling onto Percy's lap. "So much souls complained to him about dying from falling shit!"
"Hahahahaha!" laughed Percy along with her. "I feel my sides splitting!"
Persephone laughed before causing vines to grow across the bar in a drunken stupor. "At least you n-never had an annoying soul like Tartarus try to seduce me with a chicken and a dead rat while naked!" She laughed more as she felt her sides splitting.
"H-He tried that? That's soooo stupid!" he laughed.
"I know!" She laughed. "And he did it twice before getting hit on the head with a goat by Alecto!"
Both shared another laugh with more vines growing out more.
"Did you know I'm technically not married." She laughed. "I'm still a hot sexy bachelorette!"
"Hot and sexy is right." agreed Percy with his drunken gaze looking over her body.
"Wanna hear something really good?" she asked before taking another swig from the bottle.
"Yeah." He grinned while falling onto Persephone's shoulder.
"This isn't the first time I've gone out drinking with a younger man. I use to do it a lot more before Hades started finding out and killed them. In fact, I pretty much invented the term 'cougar'."
"Wow!" He simply said. "That's really fascinating. Want to hear my dark secret?"
"What is it?"
"I once looked at your statue and thought you were a sexy goddess of love and perfection." He said while taking more of the bottle. "I mean, wow. You sure you're not some lost twin of Aphrodite?"
Persephone blushed. "You're really a charmer Percy."
"And you sure are one hell of a cougar." he chuckled. "Wait, does that mean you did it with other heroes?"
"No." She said while drinking more wine. "It was with lesser known philosophers and I never did it with anyone but….that bastard Hades!" She started to turn most of the table into a moss jungle in anger. "Seriously, all he did was hump me like a dog! All the younger guys I bedded were a lot better and actually made cum a few times."
Percy looked at her with a little lust in his eyes. "Maybe I can make those guys pale in comparison to me?"
"Oh? Is someone a little confident they can fuck their own aunt senseless?"
"I'm more then confident that I can make you scream with pleasure, Persephone." He grinned while feeling his face light up from the wine. "Heck I bet my sword that I can fuck you all night long!"
"Oh really? Strong words from a virgin Demigod." she mocked. "What say we take this someplace a little more private then?"
As she said those words, Persephone snapped her fingers and brought them to an empty hotel room with a huge master bed in the shape of a heart. Said goddess dematerialized her outfit like a second skin as her F cup breasts jiggled in front of the demigod who was looking at her shaved snatch.
"Woah, now this is getting good." he grinned before he started to rush to take his clothes off.
Persephone walked to the bed and seductively moved her ass as she did so. "Now let's see if your words hold true, Percy~"
He felt his cock get harder from the way she said that and got his underwear off.
She grinned before beckoning him over with a grin. "Come on now. I'm not going to bite you, yet."
He moved over on the bed and started rubbing his hand across her thighs.
"How cute," she grinned while moaning slightly from the touch. "My nephew like his aunt's sexy hips."
"I like your sexy everything." he replied while his cock got harder from how smooth her skin felt.
Persephone smiled at that. "Want a taste of my love juices~?" She then moved her snatch apart revealing her pink insides to a now grinning Percy.
"Gladly." he leaned down and took a slow lick of the folds.
"Mmm~" she moaned as Percy licked faster against her folds. "You must be half dog, because mmm you're a natural with that tongue."
"Thanks aunty." he teased while massaging her inner thighs with his licking.
"Anytime~" she moaned as she felt her nipples hardening. 'This is better than the other guys.'
'So sweet.' he thought before slowly pushing his tongue inside her.
Persephone moaned before cumming juices onto his face. "Heh...not bad for a demigod."
"Not bad. You came in under a minute." he smirked while licking up some of the juices.
"Cheeky." She said before pushing Percy up and started to rub his cock with her….vines? "But can you survive having your cock rubbed by a vine laced in aphrodisiac?"
Percy gasped as he felt some liquid drip onto his dick and felt his body get hotter and his dick harder.
Persephone grinned as she caused the vine to move faster against the hardening rod. "Feeling antsy? Ready to blow?"
"N-No!"
She grinned while increasing the speed. "Then you must be tough, no one has endured this, not even that bastard Hades."
"I-I can barely feel it." he boasted.
She looked and saw his cock still getting bigger from the cum building up. "You're lying~" she then increased the speed again to maximum overdrive. "Now try boasting now, Percy."
Percy groaned as he felt his dick start twitching.
Persephone chuckled. "Release it now." She said before getting showered by Percy's cum all over her body as the vines disappeared. "...suppressed aren't we now~?"
Percy panted and couldn't speak as Persephone took some of the cum and licked it up.
"Mmm…." She grinned before moving her legs apart. "Good but I think my love hole needs some attention Percy~"
Looking at her bare folds were enough to get his dick standing back up at attention.
Persephone giggled. "Don't forget to make it as long as possible. We have to fuck till morning after all~"
"With a hot piece like you, we won't have to worry." he crawled over with his cock in front of her folds.
Persephone moaned as the staff was placed and then slowly slid inside her folds. "Looks like this cock is going to be devoured~"
"Ah! It's so hot!" he groaned feeling her folds engulf his cock.
"And mmm, you're so handsome." She grinned before kissing his cheek. "And you have adorable eyes as well~"
"Heh, thank my dad." he chuckled before slowly pulling back inside her with a groan.
"AH!" She cried a little as her snatch was thrusted, slowly but steadily, with gusto. "Percy, I really think you're really a sexy stud~"
"And you definitely defy cougars!" he grunted trying to move his hips faster.
Persephone moaned while moving her hands across his back and hugging him tight. "I agree, meow~"
"Fuck! You just got tighter!" he grunted before he leaned down and started licking one of her nipples.
"AH~" she cried while her folds become tighter and wetter with each thrust made to her. "I'm not a cow, that's Hera's domain."
"No, but I think these are great." he grinned before sucking harder on the nipple while reaching up and squeezing both breasts.
Persephone moaned louder as she felt her body become hotter from the aphrodisiac. "Fuck me Percy~! Make me your bitch!"
"Fuck! My dick can't stop!" he groaned as his hips moved frantic.
"Then don't stop!" She cried while feeling her body entering her climax. "Take me Percy Jackson~"
"I'm gonna lose it!"
Both cried in pleasure as Percy's cock released his sperm into her before both panted a bit and….fell asleep from the alcohol. However someone or some ones were watching from a crack in reality.
-in said crack-
"Looks like they had fun." Spoke Clotho, in her maiden form, with a nose bleed.
"Hey, let us see." frowned Lachesis.
"Girls!" Atropos yelled. "Enough looking at their sex life and focus at the task at hand involving Persephone and her relation with Hades."
"Good point." spoke Lachesis.
"So," Clotho spoke up. "We all know that Persephone never actually married Hades."
"Meaning she's single and up for grabs to anyone available." spoke Lachesis.
"And since Percy Jackson just fucked her senseless." Atropos grinned. "We should make them eternally married since they had consensual sex."
"Agreed, and just imagine the look on everyone's faces." snickered Clotho.
"Especially Hades and Demeter." Lachesis laughed before all three produced a set of green and black rings with a diamond in the center before sending them out of the crack and right onto the couples fingers.
"This is going to be good." grinned Atropos.
(Next morning)
"Uh...my head…" groaned Percy who felt like a hundred elephants did a tap dance in his skull.
"What the…" Persephone groaned as she looked up and saw that they were still connected. "WHAT THE FUCK!"
"Ow!" Percy winced and looked up before realizing he felt his cock in a tight and warm hole and looked down before paling.
Persephone's memories returned to her as she blushed a deep red. "B-By the gods. I fucked my own nephew!"
"Holy crap...I fucked my own aunt." muttered Percy with disbelief.
Both blushed before seeing the rings on their fingers.
"Percy….I….I think someone married us last night." She said now really confused.
"Or maybe it's a prank. I mean, what are the chances huh?" he suggested with hope.
Just then the rings turned red as a message saying, Nope you're married for eternity. Signed the Tafes, appearing from the diamond.
"Oh this isn't good."
"At least it was good." Persephone blushed while hugging him. "Let's just have five more minutes of sleep, ok Percy?"
"You sure?" he asked with a blush feeling her breasts against his chest.
"Yes." She said before nuzzling his face. "Now let's go back to sleep."
"Alright." he relented.
-Two months later, Underworld palace-
"Get moving!" Alecto yelled pushing Percy deeper into the palace.
"I'm moving I'm moving, damn old bat." he muttered walking into the structure.
"I'm not that old!" She yelled overhearing him before making it to the throne room. "My lord, the boy has been summoned as per your orders."
"Good, leave us." ordered Hades with a glare at his nephew.
"Yes my lord." She said before flying out the window leaving the two alone.
"Um….you want me for some reason?" Percy asked confused and a little nervous.
"Oh we both know why you're here."
"If it's about the whole 'give Nico a wedgie thing' it was Thalia's idea not mine."
"No no no, it's real simple. It involves you and my wife BEING MARRIED!"
Percy paled. "W-What are you talking about? You're married to Persephone not me." 'Crap!'
"Don't lie." Spoke….Demeter holding a gold scythe, as she walked into the throne room. "You're married to my daughter. Which is better than Hades anyday."
Percy paled just as Persephone flashed into the throne room. "Mother, please don't scare my nephew." Oh and did we forget that she was wearing a long green dress with a hole where her stomach would be.
"Fine." Demeter sighed while glaring at Percy. "But you better take responsibility, for making my precious Kore pregnant."
"Wait, PREGNANT!" roared Hades in anger.
Persephone blushed at that. "Mother. That was for AFTER Hades leaves the underworld."
"Oh, sorry, but I wanted to see his expression."
While this went on, Percy was literally shaking from Hades' death glare. Not that you can blame him….he is facing death straight on after all.
"And also." Persephone spoke. "Hades I'm leaving this hell hole."
"Oh really? In case you forgot, you've eaten the food of the dead, meaning you're stuck down here for six months a year. Even if you tried escaping the other six months, you'd wind up back down here."
As he said that the ring on her finger shot out a blast of energy that chained Hades to his throne while at the same time causing, unbenounced to all, severing her ties with the underworld.
"Like I said, I'm leaving this hell hole." frowned Persephone. She walked towards Percy and kissed his face. "Ready to go, Percy?"
"Uh, yeah." he nodded with a blush.
She grinned before flashing out of the underworld. Leaving a chained Hades and a….lustful Demeter? What?!
"Looks like us elder gods, have some 'talking' to do~" she spoke darkly while materializing a whip and a choker.
'Oh sweet Tartarus.'