I do not, and never will own Miraculous Ladybug

"Do you want to kill me?" Chat said, bent over, laughing.

"Was it that bad?" Marinette asked, looking perfectly innocent.

"You are just not meant to make puns."

"I would think you would love my puns, and say that they were just purrfect!" Marinette said, and Chat burst out laughing yet again.

"You really need to leave the puns to the PURRfesionals, Princess."

"How come you are allowed to make puns, but I'm not?"

"Because my puns are good,"

"I would tend to disagree."

"My puns are purrfect," Chat said, and Marinette just rolled her eyes with an exasperated sigh.