After Kami had disappeared everybody thought of calling off the day, as the night had already fallen, but two women had other intentions as they grabbed Naruto and Sakura. "You're going to stay right here, we're not finished yet." While one held held them down the other put seals around them. "Kami was really generous by supplying me with these seals, we're about to have lots of fun Hitomi!" The sealing matrix was very complex, only thanks to the knowledge given by the goddess that she knew the effects, that included movement restraint, keeping the targets awake and never letting them die by healing them, but it also multiplied the pain greatly. As she saw Kushina setting the last seal Hitomi let her victims go, while unsealing a thorny whip from a scroll. "Now... Where should I start? There's a lot of tortures, like burning, breaking bones, stabbing and strangling, and I'm only listing the more tame versions, ah! There's my favorite too, whipping with elemental chakra, luckily I still have my custom made weapon." The redhead looked at her friend. "That's why Minato put you to coach Ibiki right?" Sakura and Naruto paled, recognizing the name. "Which one to hit first... Let me see... You pinky! You, called MY daughter a whore while YOU shamelessly offered yourself to a boy! Tch, I wonder if you ever know what whore really means." Without looking Hitomi hit Sakura on the chest, leaving burned flesh behind and making her scream in pain. She got a cruel smirk. "Yeah! Scream for me! It's nothing near what my daughter had to suffer!" In the meanwhile Kushina was 'taking care' of Naruto. "So you've made several perverted jutsu... And to worsen things it was MY body that you were flaunting around... How much blows to the head is enough to make you forget them?" She cracked her knuckles and went to make new joints on his body. Hitomi was gazing at her prey, licking the blood that covered her hand, then she spat in her face. "Blech... I've tortured guys with better tasting blood than yours... Truly the taste of a skank." She was sobbing, her body was burned, frozen, smashed, cut in several places and electrocuted; not exactly in this order and not the only things inflicted on her. She didn't even have strength to even plead for her life. "To think that me and Hitomi thought of playing matchmaker with our children, just to find out that a rock would be less clueless than you..." Naruto was as beaten as Sakura, as Kushina hit non-vital parts of his body that would cause extreme pain, also breaking some bones.

Minato was close by, hearing their cries for forgiveness. 'Hmm, they're really pissed off, I'm almost feeling bad for them.' Then he saw a glimpse of brown hair and went to see who was there, catching two children. "Why you're here kids?" He saw that the boy had fainted while standing, mouth foaming, and the girl was staring at the indigo-haired woman. 'She is more like Hiashi. Then I wonder how the elder one looks like...' He tried to get her attention. "Can I help you?" But he didn't get an answer as she seemed to be in shock. 'I can't blame her, it seems that she never thought that her mother would have this side...' He had a massive sweatdrop and chuckled awkwardly.

Neji wasn't eager to return home, as his face was still stinging from the slap given by his aunt. 'I still can't believe that I actually received a chakra powered slap.' He knew that his punishment hadn't finished, but he took solace in the fact that the elders were going to get a beating far worse than his. Now he was worried about his younger cousin. 'I wonder where is Hanabi-sama right now...' But when he entered the compound Hiashi came to meet him. "Why weren't you attending your duties within the clan?" Giving his best to not wince Neji made a stoic face. "Hokage-sama had called me to solve an issue." Hiashi just gave it a short nod in response, but if Neji had looked closely he would see a bead of sweat on his temple.

Hiashi saw clearly the mark shaped like a hand and even felt some chakra on it. In his life he had met only one person that did such a thing, his deceased wife. He knew about it because he was always in the receiving end of her PMS period. 'That's why I felt so much dread earlier?' Even if he was the proud head of his clan he could never defend himself from the fury of his wife. One would say that was her who held the man part of the relationship, a fact that he admitted with shame. She was even called the White Eyed Demon of Konoha, only rivaled by the Blood Red Habanero, Kushina.

Tsunade was downright moody, her day wasn't a kind one but it HAD to get worse through a letter from Kumo stating that Uchiha Sasuke was to be labeled as a rogue nin and receive a bounty on his head. "Naruto and Sakura won't like this." As if on a cue she heard the faint cries of the two ninja and the crazed cackles from their captors. "The situation calls for a good sake, that's for sure." But when she opened her top secret safe she only found a small note:

Too much sake is bad for your health, so I took the liberty of taking all your stash with me to share with my friends, and I must say that you have good taste in sake~ From your naughty goddess Kami, stay well. XP

"Graaaaahhhhhh! THAT BITCH!" She crumpled the note and flipped her desk in outrage at the deity. Somewhere else a heavily drunk woman sneezed and swung her arm around a fellow god's shoulder. "Such a good drink! Don't you agree guys?" A golden-eyed woman just sighed at the scene. "Idiot." Then the brunette slapped her forehead. "Ah! Forgot to give back that thing to Kurama! Sorry guys, continue without me!"

A raven haired woman gazed at the sleeping forms of Kurama and Hinata. 'They look so cute like this~' While the couple was sleeping Kami inserted the chakra of Kurama in his body. Just when she disappeared he woke up suddenly, feeling energized. After receiving back the stolen chakra and his Yin half, Kurama underwent a minor physical change, nothing too noticeable. But the major changes were that he felt stronger and actually had to restrain himself so he didn't jump on a slumbering Hinata. 'Urgh... My instincts are killing me!' It didn't help that her breath was hitting on the side of his neck. Trying to keep his mind off the dirty stuff he began thinking of a way to keep away anyone that tried to hit on Hinata. 'There's only one way, but I don't want to force it on her... And if she thinks that it's too early?' Not wanting to doubt himself he held her closer and buried his nose on her hair. 'But I hope that she accepts, I'll ask when she wakes up.' In the meanwhile Hinata was unaware of what happened with him.

Bee got relieved when the Hachibi informed him that he could retract his horns just with his will, but he didn't like the idea of losing his life-long friend. "I don't like this deal. Get power just to lose a companion? Who made this rule?!" His inner beast thought for an instant, then replied. "... I heard that was Kami herself." Bee looked at him. "Has she ever been called a bitch?" The demon had an uncomfortable look, almost grimacing. "Do you want me to tell the exact amount?" He got curious and pressed the ox. "How much?" The answer was a blunt one. "####th times." His jaw fell down to his feet. "HOLY FU*** HELL!" The bull sighed. "The worst part is that she actually enjoys being called like that, and the same thing applies to karma." He got wide eyes in disbelief. "She's seriously messed up!" The host received a sympathetic glance. "It's common knowledge in Heaven just for your information." His arms were crossed and a frown was deeply etched on his forehead. "I hope that I'm never going to meet her." The bull shook its muzzle. "You can never be sure when it's about her."

Later on, the night gave way to dawn until the morning arrived. The sunlight pricked the eyes of a certain redhead, as the sleep faded away he felt a soft touch on his chest tracing random patterns, so he looked down to a lavender-eyed beauty. "Good morning." She didn't bother answering him as she pulled him for the first kiss of the day, one that he gladly returned. When they parted she nuzzled his neck, sighing in pleasure. He didn't mind it until he sensed her nibbling and sucking in a way that would surely leave a hickey. 'What the hell?!' He managed to push her away long enough to see the dazed look on her eyes that held a hint of lust. But she grabbed him by the collar and made him trip backwards with her tail, with her on the top, proceeding to a heavy make out session. He knew that she wasn't this blunt on her actions, so he knew that something made her act like this. 'But what? Wait... Shit! She's on heat!' He was in conflict, either to knock her out or take the chance given to him. She was purring softly while straddling his hips, grinding on him and undressing the top half of his body, not breaking the kiss unless it was to take a breath or a piece of clothing from either of them. Unlike most would believe, Kurama was in fact still a virgin, so he had NO idea of how to act towards Hinata, and any knowledge he had about the matter came only from watching his two vessels. He had to make a decision and fast!

Hey guys, sorry for stopping in such an important scene, but I want to ask if you DO want a lemon in the next chapter. -is tackled by a fox- Please say yes! I'm dying of blue-balls here! -pushes it away- So, what do you say?

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Hinatalicious=There's your beating as you asked! XD

Iliana=Thank you for the praise, and your request was heard, they said to tell you Hey too. By the way, I do think that Sasuke is gay, I mean he went to a guy that looks like a snake version of the Pedobear and can stretch his tongue?! It's absurdly creepy!

xXYour DoomXx=So it's settled, Samui is going to be paired with Bee. But I have no idea of how she would react to his new features.