Crazy trouble with love
Jake, Sara, and Kara
Series: American Dragon Jake Long
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-New York City, Magical Community, Troll Market-
"Get your dragon dung, only ten bucks!" Yelled a shopkeeper as Jake shivered at some of the ingredients such as Kelpy eyes and...ugh...Unicorn Blood.
'Why did I have to eat lunch before coming here?' he thought covering his mouth as he hurried past some of them before sighing. "I swear, the cafeteria food looks more like a five star meal compared to this stuff."
"Hey you!" Yelled a Hobgoblin. "Want some Kraken eyes? It's good for your health."
"No thanks, I'll pass." he grimaced.
"Suit yourself." He said before eating it whole. "Ah. That hits the spot!"
Jake covered his mouth and really rushed past while pulling out the list his gramps gave him. Which only had one word on it, 'Basilisk balls'. If you magic lovers don't know, Basilisk balls are a rare ingredient that is used to enhance a person's abilities by fifty folds! But at the cost of having a temporary 'Giant and Troll aggression and kill' effect that lasts for about a week….maybe more, no one survived to give an accurate time frame.
As he looked around for a stand with the item, he didn't notice where he was walking and bumped into someone. Actually it was someone's.
"Gah."
"Oof. Watch it...oh it's just you Jake."
Jake looked and saw two girls. Twins to be exact. The first one was redhead with wavy hair in a ponytail with a purple flower in her hair. She wore a long green dress and a pair of summer sandals.
The other one was identical to the first one but with straight natural red hair and wore a blue vest over an orange-brown dress and a pair of boots. She also had a collar around her neck.
"Woah, sorry about that." he apologized.
"It's fine!" Sara giggled. "But you're test next week won't. He he~"
"But you'll have an encounter with a generous leprechaun, whoop de do." Kara sighed while looking at her feet. "Oh and the basilisk balls are that way." she pointed to the left.
"But watch out for rotten salesmen." Sara laughed. "Oh and that Hobgoblin is about to kill you with an axe."
Jake's eyes widened before rolling to the side as an axe came down where he just stood.
"Damn it!" Yelled the Hobgoblin.
"Now turn left and the balls will land next to you." Kara sighed. "Yay."
Jake turned left and spotted the item on a stand and ran over as the Hobgoblin got his axe out of the ground.
"Now duck." Sara laughed. "And tail swipe that troll behind you with that magic shotgun."
Jake ducked and avoided fire from the weapon, but got slammed into the ground.
"He's ticklish." Kara sighed. "Right near his…."
"Butt hole!" Sara laughed.
"I'm not doing that." frowned Jake before going dragon and punched the troll away from him.
"Look out for-" Sara said before a cannon ball hit Jake in the stomach. "The cannonball to the gut."
"Too late." he wheezed out.
"Fall to the ground in two seconds." spoke Kara.
Jake did just that and another cannon ball flew past him and crashed against a Troll with an axe.
"Expect colorful explosions." Sara giggled as Jake ran out, while grabbing both girls, out of the building. "And the balls are going to be in your mouth in about two seconds."
"Say what!" He said before the Basilisk balls raced towards his opened mouth as he accidentally swallowed them.
"It's not fatal." Kara grumbled.
"But now every Troll and Giant will be after you to maim, beat, torture, and do other despicable things to you before leaving you as a Dragon skin rug." Sara laughed. "Isn't that fun?"
"No." he frowned before feeling his body rumble.
"Also expect-" Sara said before Jake's butt caught on fire. "Very flammable gas."
"Ah!" he jumped. "Wait, why are a bunch of those guys gonna be coming after me?"
"Because you just ate Basilisk balls." Kara said. "It has an affect on them, which will last only for about a day, hurray."
"Oh you've gotta be kidding me."
"Nope." Sara laughed. "Also incoming fire fart that will leave that Troll behind you with massive third degree burns."
Jake felt another rumble just as a Troll ran at him.
"GRAH!" Yelled the Troll before getting a blast of fire. "AAHHH! MY FACE IT BURNS AND ITS FOUL!" He ran away screaming as Jake looked embarrassed at the attack.
"Uh, maybe we can make a run for it."
"Fine." Kara said before chuckling. "You're going to have an encounter with a Troll in a bunny suit."
"And he has a stick of dynamite too."
Jake blinked before said troll made it onto the scene.
"What's up dickless?" It asked before throwing the dynamite at Jack.
"Hit it back." Kara said while blowing into her hair. "Not that it will make it any more interesting."
Jake swung his tail and hit the dynamite back at the creature.
KABOOM!
"Cough ow…." He said before falling to the ground.
"That was fun!" Sara laughed. "Like that Giant foot about to turn you into a pancake."
"Say what?" He said before getting squashed by a huge smelly foot.
"Expect a giant case of athlete's foot this month."
"With a side of new clothes from Atlantis for your birthday." Kara said. "Lucky."
"No one eats the basilisk balls except me!" bellowed the Giant.
"Not that's just wrong." All three teens grimaced.
"He has a fear of sharp teeth." Kara said.
"But look out for the giant foot lice." Sara giggled.
Jake growled before pushing up against the foot and started blowing fire against the bottom of it.
"OW OW OW!" He yelled before letting his foot off of Jake before falling onto the ground with a massive thud.
"Duck." Kara sighed. "Then get a break from fighting since in two seconds it will be Tea time….ugh."
"Tea time?"
"Both Trolls and Giants have Tea time for about five hours." Both said as the clock tower rung 1:00pm.
Jake blinked and saw more Trolls and Giants surround them.
"Later Dragon." Spoke a Troll with a mustache. "It's tea time, and right afterward expect us to turn you into dragon soup!"
"Bring it any day." he grinned.
The Giants and Trolls left them while giving him a group middle finger.
"Jake." Sara spoke as both she and Kara's eyes turned a bright green. "You're going…"
"To have…."
"Two special someone's…"
"In the distant future…"
"And they are closer than…"
"You think." They finished before their eyes returned to normal.
"Wait, you mean two girlfriends? That's awesome!" he cheered before stopping. "Wait, if Sara had the same vision, that means something bad's gonna happen."
"Not really." Kara sighed. "It's just a happy go vision. No strings attached."
"Unless you count the loss of your mind if you take care of baby exploding sand sharks." Sara laughed.
"Uh…..alright?"
"It was a joke." Kara said. "And the flame farts are about to subside."
"And be replaced by a deadly case of throwing up fireballs the size of your head." Sara laughed.
Jake felt his stomach rumble and ran over to an out house before running in and started throwing up.
"Ok…" Kara said before blushing. "Looks like he's going to like us at the end of this."
"Agreed, but not before getting a nasty workout." Sara smiled with a blush.
"Just wait till the anniversary."
"And before the kids~"
As they talked Jake left the outhouse, now in flames, and walked back to them. "Much better. Um, did I miss anything?"
"Not yet." spoke Kara.
"And now comes the pimples." Sara laughed. "Just pop them and fireflies come out!"
"Say what?"
"She means that you will have command over exploding fireflies." Kara said.
"That eat your flesh as payment!" Grinned Sara.
"Say what!" he cried out with wide eyes.
"They eat your flesh Jake." Sara laughed. "Like little baby hyenas!"
"W-When do I get them!?"
"Now." Both said as a TON of insects came out of his body in the form of pimples and raced out into the streets looking for Trolls and Giants to burn and consume as a few fireflies stayed behind and looked at Jake with hunger.
"Buzz."
"Uh, easy there boys." he spoke backing up nervously.
"BUZZZZZ!" They cried before attacking Jake and starting to eat his hair and nails.
"They hate garlic." Kara said before throwing a clove of garlic towards Jake. "Eat it."
Jake rushed and started biting into it with vigor.
"Now blow it at them!"
"Or face having a lack of hands to use for next year's final exam." Sara laughed at the scene.
Jake inhaled before blowing out the garlic breathe.
"BUZZZZ!" They cried out before dying at his feet.
"Oh and look out-" Sara said before they exploded. "For their explosive personalities."
Jake groaned before going back to his human form. "Now can we go?"
"Testy." Both said annoyed at Jake.
"Also we have a confession to make about your prophecy earlier." Kara said with a light blush.
"You're gonna pass out after hearing it." smiled Sara.
"What is it?" Jake asked.
Both girls blushed before saying in one voice. "We would like to be your girlfriend's!"
Jake blinked and all went silence…..before he fell back and fainted. Right into a catapult sending him into a sex shop.
"At least it'll give him ideas." remarked Kara.
"Yep. And he'll get caught by Rotwood when have sex in the bathroom." Sara laughed.
"At least the kids will have a funny story to hear."
Sara nodded while thinking about children names for their triplets.