Right now Hinata and Kurama were dressed only in their underwear. When he felt Hinata bite his neck he just thought 'Fuck this shit.' and rolled around so he stood over her, straddling her and holding her arms over her head. Both were panting heavily and their eyes changed colors, his eyes turned red while hers were purple. He growled when he smelled her arousal.

Hitomi went to her home after a loooong torture session on Naruto and Sakura, popping her joints on her back due a extended time standing up. "Haah! That surely relieved a lot of stress... And I can't wait to put those dumbasses on their place!" She stood by the door of the reunion room, while leaving a trail of passed out Hyuuga guards or clan members that began believing in ghosts. 'Hmm... What would surprise them more? Kami, there were times when I could swear that they weren't humans, but ice blocks.' She decided with blasting the entrance with an explosive tag. As she took cover she counted down the time for her show to start. 'Five... Four... Three... Two... One.' The councilmen just heard a huge blast taking down their door and almost spat out the tea that they were drinking, but they didn't do such a thing as they were a noble clan. But as the smoke cleared out they heard a voice that turned them in human fountains. "Did ya miss me you shitty bastards?" There she was, the supposedly dead wife of the head, holding her signature whip and with a look that could scare the shit off even from the Shinigami. "What's the matter? Cat got yer tongue?" In this instant an orange blur ran into the room, clawing the faces of the stoic men, then perched itself on the shoulder of the woman in the center. "Did you miss me Koneko-chan?" She petted the devil's cat Tora without getting hurt, convincing them that she was really Hyuuga Hitomi. Hiashi was staring at her, not believing that she was right in front of him. "Honey..." It earned him a glare that could freeze the nine pits of hell. "Oho? So you think that being mellow to me will erase what you did to OUR daughter?!" She charged her whip with lightning and fire chakra, creating a devilish vision. "I-I... Uh..." She stepped over his desk, making him sweaty at the closeness of the weapon. "I honestly thought that you were a man, but to beat your own flesh and blood..." Now she was squatting over the desk, sneering at her 'husband'. "I wanted her to be strong dear." Wrong move, his words made her snap, so she tightened her hold on her whip and STOMPED over his male pride, making him give out a high pitched scream that resembled a rabid fangirl's. "If you wanted MY daughter to be stronger then you would have trained her in the right way!" She had pumped chakra on her stomp, doubling, hell maybe even tripling the damage. "H-how di-did y-y-you kn-know?" He fell from his chair and curled to a ball, holding his groin, but got a foot on his chest instead. "Don't bother asking, it was something I got from Kami herself." She straightened up and gazed at the elders with pure hate. "And I know of your plans to seal her and use her as breeding stock." They all paled, recalling the destruction that she could make when she got angry.

Kushina was at the Hokage mountain, looking at the distance while her husband just stayed by her side. "Hey dear." Minato had a question that was pestering him since he discovered that she was a jinchuuriki. "Mmm, what?" She had an inkling of what he would ask. "How would you describe your relationship with Kurama?" She thought for an instant. "Well... He's kinda like an older brother to me, I used to despise him, but when I got to know him he turned to be quite funny sometimes, and he even gave me some tips on how to choose a partner." He raised a brow at her last statement. "Did you take his advice?" She winked at him with a playful expression. "Yup, I married you silly." He pouted, earning a fit of giggles from her. "I'm hurt to hear this sweetie." She sobered up and faced him. "Hn, he even predicted what you were going to do for Valentine's day." He was skeptical. "But I gave my all to make that a complete surprise." She stuck out her tongue at his surprised face. "Did you forget that he's also a guy?" He was staring at his wife. "What else did he foresee?" She began counting in silence, raising her fingers for each number. "The times when you fainted and your proposal." Then they heard a girlish scream. "That came from the Hyuuga estate." Kushina smirked while Minato deadpanned. "Hito-chan must be getting lots of fun!" He gave out a humorless laugh. "Hehe... Do you think so?" This time was she who had a question. "But what did you do with those kids Minato?" He answered truthfully. "Sent them to Inoichi, as they witnessed you two torturing Sakura and Naruto."

The team from Kumo was camping right outside of Konoha's gates when one of them heard a noise that resembled someone complaining. "Shoot! Why she never gets twigs tangled on her hair but I do? It must be the work of Kami. Raagh!" Karui got out from her tent to see who was speaking. "Oy, whoever you are can you shut up?!" When she saw the person she almost fell on her back, a few feet ahead of her was a humongous white wolf that glared at her then just disappeared. "What was that?"

Shizune entered the office, expecting to see a hungover Tsunade snoring over her desk, but instead of that she saw her superior with bags under her eyes muttering curses under her breath. "Fucking bitch, stealing my sake like that and expecting me to thank her, well, next time I see her she'll feel my fist... mumble, mumble..." The poor assistant saw that she was seething. "Erm, who stole your sake shisou?" She flipped her desk them threw it from the window. "That whore Kami!" Shizune held back a shriek at her anger. 'Hyeeh! I haven't seen get this angry in a long time!'

The wolf jumped over the gates undetected and went to the Hyuuga estate. When it was right in front of a wall it transformed in a woman, Hikari. 'He, to think that I would get to experience using the Byakugan.' But when she activated it she saw a gruesome scene. 'EHHH?! What's that?!' She saw Hitomi maiming the elders and torturing them. (She would make Jigsaw faint.) 'But I saw her die! Wait... I can't believe that she went and did such a thing!' She figured everything as she was used to the way of thinking of the deity. 'But where's that girl Hanabi?' She was sent by Hinata to check on her younger sister thanks to the Kage Bunshin, but she could see that the girl wasn't there. 'Hnnnn... Where is she?' Then she sensed the girl in another location. When she stopped near the Hokage tower she saw a shadow getting larger right over her head, so she looked up to see a desk falling on her direction. "Oh. Shit."

After she had whipped the elders straight for mistreating her daughters and left them for the branch house to vent out their hatred for them, she dragged Hiashi to their bedroom. There she tied him up and made him a human scratching pole for Tora, that eagerly began assaulting his back and legs. "Gaaahhh! Please Hitomi! Let me go! I won't mistreat our daughters anymore!" She had a blank look. "You won't because starting now you're going to be put in a tight leash." He squirmed, trying to escape his bindings. "Hey Koneko, come here just for a bit." The man sighed when the cat got off his back. "Let me put a bit of salty water on your paws 'kay?" He froze at these words. "I'll leave this bucket of salt here for you, enjoy." The attacks came back with a vengeance, as the salt on the cat's claws made his cuts burn, making him scream. "Such a sweet song~" He already knew that his wife was insane, but to do such a cruel thing. But when he managed to get a glimpse of his torturer he didn't believe what he saw, the cat was licking the blood as if it were the most delicious drink in the world. "AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME!" Hitomi peered at him. "Koneko, please?" The cursed kitty buried is fangs on his thigh while she gagged him.

Kurama gritted his teeth and jumped away from Hinata, breathing as if he had ran a marathon. She rose to her feet when he retreated. "Why did you stop?" She barely hid her frustration and slowly approached him. For every step she gave forward he gave one backward. Now her eyes didn't hold only lust or desire, they held the hunger of a predator about to catch its prey. 'Damn, I don't want to hurt her...' When he stepped over a dry leaf she pounced, as if the noise had snapped something inside her. "Grr... Why do you refuse me? Am I not attractive enough for you?" He dodged her claws, seeing that she was losing reason. "No, I would kill just to get a glimpse of your beauty, but I know that you aren't in the control right now." She snarled, dashing at him. "I'm in control! Why can't you see this?!" He evaded her once again as she left deep gashes on a tree. "It's your instincts controlling you, you're on heat!" There was a hint of sadness on her voice. "And what does it change things? Don't you love me?" Her words were like a cold dagger stabbing his heart. "You're wrong, I do love you, but I don't want you to regret this." She was growling, her pent up tension making her get rash. She attacked him, intending to disable and end his struggle, but she didn't expect a blow at the back of her neck, making her pass out. He picked her up before she touched the ground, cradling her to his chest. "Sorry hime, it's for your own good, forgive me..." He dressed her again and recovered his clothes, leaving her to rest against a tree bark.


Erm... Sorry for the cockblock, but I didn't plan their first time to be like this. -Sound of a sword being drawn- Why did you stop damn author?! -Wait! Isn't that the sword from my Blue Exorcist story character?!- I borrowed it as she also knows how is to be pissed off by you! -Lower that thing Kurama!- Holds the sword -And I'll give cookies for anyone that guess what the eye color change indicates.

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Hina's hime/Hikari to Seimei=Sorry, no lemon, don't act like that hormonal fox. -Come back here! I'm not finished with you!- Whoops, have to go, bye.

Beth=Your review made me crack a smirk.

xXYour DoomXx=They deserved it. By how you described the possible reaction of Samui I couldn't help but remember Nico Robin from One Piece.

Iliana=Yeah, that snake is so damn creepy, by the way, get better soon, 'kay? -I hope that you're feeling better Iliana-san.- Hinata! It's so good to see you! Kurama is hunting me! -Where are you?! I promise that it's only going to hurt a lot!- Takes cover behind a clueless Hinata.

Hinatalicious=There's your punishment, next one in line is Neji. Well Kurama has lived for a long time, so I think that he has good self control.

Elizabeth=It's a pretty good scene for the main couple. And Hanabi saw her mother torturing the pinky and the dumb blond, she knows her by family pictures. Hikari did see the woman, and she's sealed inside Hinata, so... Naruto is so damn dense, why can't he see that Hinata really loves him both in the manga and anime?! I'm not one to hold grudges, but if he ends with Sakura I hope that she cheats on him and forces him on a drinking spree and the most brutal form of suicide!- Madman laughter -The idea of Hitomi's weapon came from the rose whip, and I can understand why you suggested the crossdressing, the Kurama of YYH was really mistaken by a woman once. Last but not least, REQUEST CONCEDED.