Crazy trouble with love
Five Fi's and Link
Series: Legend of Zelda
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-random forest-
Link was currently walking through the forest while looking around at the peaceful area. He then noticed that the Master Blade was glowing slightly.
"...aster….ink…"
He stopped before unsheathing the blade.
"...master….ink…" It spoke again before a woman with blue skin and hair, a blue gem in the center of a robe that had one side blue and another side purple. Her legs were covered in green stripes that were patterned like long silk socks. "Master?"
"Ah!" Link jumped back and landed on his ass while looking at the woman.
"Master?" She said while looking at him with an emotionless face. "How long have I been sealed and why are you distressed by my appearance?"
He couldn't say anything as he looked at her in shock.
"Master. Your blood pressure increased by 84%." She said. "You need to calm down or you might suffer a stroke."
"W-What the hell are you?!" he cried out pointing at her.
"I am Fi, spirit of the Goddess Sword or as it's now called, The Master Sword, and servant of Lady Hylia." She said while floating closer to Link. "Did you suffer a brain injury when I was gone master?"
"No, but did you?" he asked backing up more. "And what do you mean spirit of the sword?"
"I can not sustain head trauma, there's a 0.01% chance of that." Fi said. "And that's what I am master, a personification of the sword you wield."
Link looked at the blade while Fi put a hand on his forehead.
"Your temperature is rising by 16 degrees. Are you in need of a doctor master?"
"N-No." he spoke pushing her hand off his head. "And I think you have me confused for some other master."
Fi cocked her head to the side. "...my master's name is Link. And I sense his aura in you thus, your master."
Link's eyes widened before Fi put both hands on the sides of his head and closed her own eyes.
Fi peered into Link's essence and saw his past and current life. All the while taking in the times current history. "You're not master. But you have his courage. Thus I acknowledge you as my master. Hero of Time and reincarnation of the Hero of the Skies."
"Uh, cool." he replied still confused and weirded out.
Fi sighed and looked, in Link's eyes, sad. "Master, even if you find me strange, I thank you for not running like a scared Goose."
"Uh, you're welcome?"
Fi nodded before floating back. "Want to see an unique function master?"
"Sure." he shrugged.
"But be warned, there's a 9,999.99% chance it might cause a catastrophe." Fi said before closing her eyes as a bright light enveloped her entire body. Link shielded his eyes as the light died down. "You can open them now, master."
He opened them and had to blink several times since he saw a total of five Fi's now standing there. Besides the normal Fi, there was a blue Fi, a red Fi, and green Fi and a purple Fi. Each one with a different expression. The blue and red had expressions of calculative prowess and rage while the green and purple ones had expressions of excelling amounts of courage and….lust?
"Hey master! What's the big idea of not knowing us?" growled the Red Fi.
"Knock it off." The Blue Fi said calmly. "It seems that our existence was forgotten by this land's inhabitants."
"Let me crush that Ganondorf fella!" The Green Fi grinned with confidence.
"Are you a virgin master?" Asked the Purple Fi with a seductive expression.
"W-What!" he cried out with a bright blush.
"Are you a virgin master?" The Purple Fi asked again while doing a sexy dance. "If so, I can fix that~"
"Knock it off!" Yelled the Red Fi. "And stop acting like a harem dancer!"
"It would appear our master finds it interesting." remarked the Blue Fi as Link stared with a blush.
"Master." The Green Fi said with a grin. "Let's fuck now."
"Master." The original Fi said. "Your blood pressure is increasing by 100%, let us help with that."
"So you actually find this hot eh?" growled the Red Fi. "Then lose the pants and let me take care of it."
Link did the only thing he could in that situation. He ran.
"Come back master!" They yelled while floating after him.
"This is crazy!" he muttered to himself running down the path.
"Master." The Green Fi called out. "Come back and face us like a man!"
"Please! I'll let you use my body like a sex toy!" called the Purple Fi.
"GET BACK HERE MASTER STUD!" The Red Fi yelled as Link fell into a dark hole leading to a cave. The five Fi's followed and trailed after the sounds of his footsteps.
"Master." Fi called out. "I know you're here. There's a 90% chance of finding you in this cave."
"Make it 99%." The Blue Fi said while all five of their eyes glowed and illuminated the cave.
Link panicked and ducked in a small hole while the only sound was that of the spirit's walking by.
"Master." The Purple Fi called out. "Why are you running? It's so cruel of you."
"Yeah! If you don't come out and let us fuck you, I'll rip your dick off!" called the Red Fi.
"That's not a smart move." The Blue Fi said annoyed. "Without his 'junk' he wouldn't be a male anymore. But a female fairy."
"I'm a Hylian!" he called out from the hole before covering his mouth. 'Shit!'
"Master!" They called out while grabbing Link in a hug. "There you are!"
"Gah!" he gasped from how strong the five of them were.
"Master." Fi said. "Your lower extremities are suffering from pent up stress. Shall we sooth it?"
"Just fuck us!" The Red Fi grumbled. "Or I will rip your ears off and feed it to you."
He paled before the Green Fi started rubbing the bulge in his pants.
"Let's rip his clothes off~" the Purple Fi suggested before ripping Links shirt apart. "Huba huba~"
Link tried covering his chest while the Blue Fi and Red Fi started rubbing it while the Green and Purple started pulling his pants down.
"Master." Fi asked while looking at him straight in the eyes. "Kiss me."
"W-What?"
"Kiss me Master." She said while getting annoyed. "Please?"
"Uh...well….."
"Please." All the Fi's said in unison. "Kiss me~"
"Well, if you're all sure." he relented.
"Affirmative Master." Fi said while puckering her lips.
"Kiss! Kiss kiss!" The four other Fi's chanted with a grin.
Link leaned over to Fi and pressed their lips together.
"AH~" the Fi's moaned. "Such soft lips master has~"
Link pulled away from Fi with confusion. "What do you mean?"
"We are the same." Fi said with a blush. "Anything felt by one of us, the others feel it."
"And your fucking lips are soft!" The Red Fi grinned. "Like your arms and chest."
He blushed before gasping as he felt the Purple Fi eagerly grab his cock.
"So cute." She grinned while rubbing it. "Just like master." she leaned in and took a slow lick on the side of it.
"Tasty." The Fi's moaned.
"And very rich in minerals." Blue Fi smiled before gaining a dark frown. "Just right for fertilizing females…..which we will not let you do master."
"Yeah, if anyone is gonna get your baby batter, it's us." spoke the Green Fi.
"True." Fi said. "And there is a 100% chance of us getting pregnant in about five years if we keep mating all day and night."
"So many children master will have~" purple Fi grinned.
"Wait, hold on!" he spoke. "If you're all spirits of the sword, how can you get pregnant?"
"We were based on a goddess." They deadpanned. "We all have the same functions of a regular woman plus telepathy."
"For a hero." Red Fi glared. "You have no amount of common sense about sex or women."
"Hey! Just an hour ago I didn't even know the sword had a spirit." he retorted.
"And we were still hibernating in your sword." Blue Fi spoke. "Something that most of the inhabitants of this land forgot."
"So tragic." Fi sighed. "To be forgotten, just like our original master and eventually you, master Link."
Link frowned while his cock started going soft.
"Be careful, you'll break the mood." remarked the Purple Fi to Fi while trying to lick it faster.
"Sorry." Fi blushed. "I meant no harm. But….I did love master and well…" She hugged Link's head against her bosom. "I now love master Link."
He blushed hearing that before moaning into her chest as the Blue Fi had started to help lick the other side of his cock with the Purple Fi.
"By Hylia!" The three Fi moaned. "It's so salty!"
"Like it more!" growled the Red Fi before she started licking Link's chest.
"Don't forget me!" Green Fi grinned while licking Link's stomach.
"Mmm. Master." Fi moaned. "There's a 99% chance that we will all cum just by licking you~!"
"Is that even possible?" he asked from her cleavage.
"There's a 1% chance it's wrong!" Fi moaned before all the Fi's came. "Never mind master."
"Mmm, go right ahead and cum." grinned the Purple Fi before she started taking in Link's cock all the way in her mouth.
"It's fucking big!" Yelled Red Fi. "And it's about…"
"To cum!" Blue Fi moaned as Link released his load into purple Fi's mouth. Causing the Fi's to moan from the ejaculation. Each one shuddered while the Purple Fi moaned louder while swallowing every load.
"Master." Fi moaned. "Fuck me and….all of my copies will get fucked as well." She blushed at saying that.
Link panted and groaned the purple Fi slid off his cock. "Just...give me a sec…"
Fi blushed before her stocking like legs changed into blue and purple ones with a green spot where her snatch as. "Like it Master Link? It's my virgin pussy."
"And also tight as a knot." The other Fi's said with similar blushes.
He blushed before finding himself on his ass with Fi climbing onto his lap with their spot touching each other.
"In ten seconds," Fi blushed. "We are going to be connected. But there's a 50% chance that I would scream in pain and cause your ears to suffer from temporary hearing loss."
"But we can fix that." grinned the Green Fi.
"And more~" Purple Fi grinned.
"Master." Fi spoke with a fearful expression. "I'm….afraid."
He frowned and rubbed her back. "It's my first time too, but we made it this far, so don't worry...I'm right here."
Fi smiled at that as she moved her folds slowly over Links' cock. "Thank you….Link." She started to slowly move down and moaned at feeling the tip touch her folds directly.
"GAH!" The Fi's cried out as gold blood poured out of their snatchs.
"IT FUCKING HURTS!" Yelled Red Fi as Links' cock was buried into Fi's folds.
"It's so big!" cried out the Purple Fi with a shudder while smiling.
"And it's hitting my uterus!" Both Green and Blue Fi cried as Fi started to bounce up and down.
"Gah! Fi! Shouldn't you pause?" he asked with a groan feeling the inner walls were hot and wet.
"No. There's a 90% chance that if I paused then both of us would lose time for fertilization." Fi blushed. "Plus….I want to continue to be fucked by you, Link."
"Yeah! Now start bouncing her!" cried Green Fi while grinning as she reached for her chest and started squeezing her breasts.
"Show her your inner rage!" Red Fi moaned as she started to rub her snatch as Blue and Purple Fi began to rub each others breasts and snatchs.
"AHH!" moaned Fi feeling the sensation from the others she found her hips moving up and down on Link's cock while taking in more than before. "I'm feeling hot Link. Please cool me with your fertile seed~!"
"Ah! You just got tighter!" he grunted while trying to thrust his hips up each time she came down.
"Goddess above!" The other Fi's cried out as they started making out with each other with Fi getting tighter and heading towards a sexual meltdown.
"Link! I can't hold it! There's a 200% chance I might lose my mind from this!" moaned Fi as she rocked her hips while grinding them against Link's cock.
Link grunted as he felt his cock getting twitchy in the spirit's folds and saw that the other Fi's looked ready to explode with sexual cries and love juices. "I'm gonna cum!"
"Then CUM!" Fi cried out as Link released his cum into her as the other Fi's cried out as well as each one fell to the ground before returning to Fi's body in balls of blue, red, green and purple lights. "Link….we are...yours to wield both on the field of battle and the meadows of love."
Link panted and fell back while Fi cuddled against his chest.
"Link…." She said with a smile. "I...love you."
-five years later-
"LINK!" Ruto cried out as she chased Link. "COME BACK HERE MY FIANCÉ!"
"RUTO! Stop it!" he cried back while trying to avoid the woman.
"NEVER!" She cried out as the Master Sword glowed again with a pissed off Fi coming out of the blade.
"Get away slut." She said with a glare. "Links not in the mood for a relationship with a fish with only 50 IQ points."
"Hey! He's my fiance so I have a right to be near him." huffed the princess.
"A forced one." Fi growled. "Now get back to your pond or I will cut you down and serve you to Link as sea food."
"Who are you to tell me I can't be near Link?"
Fi sighed. "I'm a spirit that personifies the Master Sword, given life by Lady Hylia and more importantly." She hugged Link tight. "Link's wife."
"W-Wife!" cried out Ruto in shock and hurt.
"Yes." She simply said. "And you have ten seconds to leave or I will use force to sever your head from your body."
"You can't just say you're Link's wife! I am his future wife!"
"Yet I mated with Link five years ago." Fi grinned. "And what did you do? Trick Link to make you his fiancé? The chances of Link falling for you is 0.00000001%. Also you have five seconds left."
"Yea and what are you going to do?" She said with false bravado as Fi split into five. Each one pissed and ready to kill the Zora princess.
"Times up~" they said while materializing Master Swords, each with a different color scheme. "Now die bitch."
"AHHH!" screamed Ruto before running away in terror.
"What a bitch." Red Fi said before the Fi's returned to Fi's body.
"And Link. I have an urgent matter to discuss with you." Fi said with a blush.
"Considering you just scared Ruto off, not that I'm mad or anything, what could be urgent?"
Fi blushed. "Well, for the past five years I have gained more iron and judging from the symptoms. There's a 80% chance I'm getting fat and a 20% chance I'm...pregnant. But I don't know what the issue is." She hugged Link. "I want your opinion."
He blushed and dropped his jaw. "W-What? You might be pregnant?"
"We did have sex for a long time Link." She blushed. "But I don't know if I am or...I'm getting fatter."
Link looked her over. "You look like you did before."
Fi sighed. "Good I'm not fat…..oh Demise I'M PREGNANT!" She yelled before fainting in Link's arms.
It dawned on the hero before he joined his sword and fainted on the ground.