Today was the first day of school for me and it was awful. I had to wake up early and everything. Don't get me wrong,- I don't hate school, I actually do pretty well in it. But that doesn't mean I have to like it either, especially when it could be summer.
And I could be lazy.
And sleep. A lot.
And not do as much homework! (Because my mom does make me do summer homework, but there's not as much, thankfully)
Also, one of my reviewers said something about me having fun with copy/paste, and I have one thing to say: guilty. (I mean, come on, did you really except me to type every single cookie in chapter 35? Gods no, I'd be up the entire night)
Anyways, here's your chapter!
Dear Mortals,
I am the god of poetry and awesomeness. Therefore, my haikus are always awesome. I even have proof for you all, a new haiku!
Apollo is hot,
Anyone who hates me is not,
So just deal with it.
Sincerely,
Apollo, the very awesome god who writes brilliant haikus
Anybody besides me notice the second line was eight syllables? I bet you all did just now!