Crazy trouble with love

Female stormtroopers and Luke

Series: Star Wars

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In the deep recesses of space is where a small pink spore floated through the empty vacuum. It was one of a kind in the universe, destined to float forever in space. But long ago it was known to cause mass chaos, but in a way most wouldn't mind.

It continued to float in space till it came across a very large space station It slowly floated in through the ventilation port that expelled any dangerous gases inside. But because it was not a gas it passed through the vent into the giant space station.

It started moving towards a white armored soldier standing guard outside the vault of the station. It flew under his helmet and into his nose.

He sniffled and shook his head before sneezing. 'Stupid allergies.' he thought. But as he tried to keep guard, he started feeling his body grow hotter and odd.

"Ugh, what's happening?" He said as he dropped to the ground in pain. He held his hand while he started feeling pain in his muscles as they started shrinking. He felt his suit become too tight in the chest area. He let out a yell of pain and curled up on the floor while feeling his legs thin out and his hips widen. He felt his hair grow out until it was to the small of his back.

Soon the sensation stopped and he sat up to take his helmet off. when he took it off there wasn't the face of a man, but of an attractive woman. A woman with long black hair and a heart shaped face who stood up and ran to the nearest washroom.

As she ran to the bathroom she let out a loud sneeze, sending more spores into the air. They floated into the air duct before looking at her face.

She gasped when she saw her reflection "Wha...What..." She gasped at her reflection, unable to comprehend that she was now female

"I...I'm a woman?" she reached up and touched her skin and felt it was real and let out a louder gasp. "Oh god, what is everyone going to think! I'll be laughed at and Vader..." She started panicking but stopped when she said Vader's name.

Saying the name reminded her of her duties as one of the soldiers for the great lord. "Dear god, I'm one of his personal guards, what will he think!" She shouted.

As she had a little freak out, the other spores spread out throughout the station much faster than anticipated.

Soon stormtroopers were dropping in pain dozens at a time and within an hour, half of the stormtroopers were female and more were about to turn.

Of course the sudden change of the soldiers didn't go unnoticed with some of the storm troopers meeting up in the war room.

What the hell is going on, why are our brethren turning into females!"

"I have no idea! I just saw a few start changing and bolted as fast as I could away." spoke another.

"How long until we get infected?" Shouted another.

"I think this room is safe. As long as we don't open the doors." spoke another.

"We're lucky Vader is gone for the day, or else we'd be screwed."

That's when they heard knocking on the door. They all pulled out their blasters and aimed at the door.

"Hey, what's the big idea of locking the door?" called a female voice.

"We don't want to become female!" Shouted one of the occupants of the room.

"How do you think we feel? Let us in!"

"No!" The stormtroopers in the room shouted.

"We're not taking any chances!" spoke one of them.

"Let us in!" They shouted again.

The storm troopers tried holding the door as the female ones on the other side started ramming into it.

The door began to slowly open. And through that small opening came a few more spores. Soon the storm troopers in the room fell down in pain, succumbing to the spores.

The door was busted down as the female ones marched in and saw the others on the floor. "Well, I guess they did have reason to be concerned." said one of the female troopers.

One of them walked over and pulled one of the helmets off to show the trooper was now just like them.

"Now what?" One asked.

"Well hard to say. Besides our genders changing, anything else out of place?"

"I don't know about you, but I have this weird feeling." said a random stormtrooper.

"Oh yeah? What's it like?"

"I don't know, I just feel like, I want to be with someone." said the storm trooper.

"Same here." spoke another trooper.

Just than an alarm went off.

"Worry about it later, we got an intruder." spoke one of them before putting her helmet on.

"Right." said the other storm troopers as they went to their stations. Each one of them ran down the hall with the ones throughout the station checking to see their own areas for the intruder.

Meanwhile the intruder ducked into a storage closet. He started taking some of the clothes and put them over his own.

'Shit, shit, shit, I shouldn't have taken that smugglers ship and traveled off Tatooine just to get out of doing the harvest with uncle Owen.' the intruder thought. They saw a helmet that storm troopers wore and put it over his head before exiting the closet.

'All right, I just have to lay low for a bit then get to my ship and get out of here.' he thought. He tried standing tall and started walking down the hall. As he was walking down the hall he saw a group of stormtroopers walking in the opposite direction he was going. 'Alright, just stay calm and relaxed and pretend like you're one of them.'

He continued to walk till he was right next to the other storm troopers.

"Hold it." spoke one in a surprisingly female tone for the young man.

"Y-yes?" Stammered Luke, scared that he might be found out.

"Where's your blaster?"

Luke wanted to slap himself, he had forgotten to take a blaster! "Uh...I misplaced it on the next floor."

"Did you lose it during the change?" Asked another.

"Uh, yeah! Exactly!"

The stormtrooper just sighed and said, "Just go get it and then report to disciplinary sector for losing your blaster."

"Yes sir." he nodded before hurrying off. As he walked on he thought. 'Switch, what switch?'

"Did that soldier just say sir?" asked one of them to the other.

"Yeah, that soldier did, follow him." said the leader. Both turned and followed Luke who tried to remain calm and didn't notice them.

'All right, I think that if I find somewhere secluded I can avoid anymore troopers.' he thought before he was tapped on the shoulder. He turned and saw the storm troopers. "Uh, yes?"

"You need to come with us ma'am." said one of the troopers.

"Uh, what for?" he asked, confused about the ma'am part.

"We need to ask you a few questions."

He gulped as they started leading him back down the way he came. "Um, what kind of questions?" asked Luke nervously.

"Just a little confirmation."

Luke gulped and followed the troopers. They lead him to a room filled with storm troopers who were looking all around the area.

They had Luke sit down in a chair before asking him questions. "Talk, what's your number?"

"Uh, number?" Said Luke, knowing he was screwed.

"Yes, what's your number?"

"Uh, 1944?" Said Luke, thinking up a random number.

The stormtroop leader walked away for a bit. When she returned she said. "There is no stormtrooper here registered by the number 1944."

'Shit!"'

"Let's see who you really are." said the stormtrooper as she reached to take Luke's helmet off.

He reeled back on instinct, but at this point most of the troopers in the room were taking notice of what was going on.

"Come on now, you can't escape, so give up." she said as she grabbed his helmet and pulled it off in one fluid motion. Instantly every trooper there were surprised to see a young man with short blonde hair with most instantly holding up their blasters.

'Shit, shit, shit, shit!' Thought Luke as he saw the stormtroopers bring up their blasters.

"So you're the intruder."

"Yes, I am, but it was an accident." said Luke.

As they looked at him, one by one they started feeling weird again.

Luke started to feel relieved as the troopers lowered their blasters. But then he saw them slowly start taking off their helmets. His jaw dropped when he saw their beautiful faces that were identical. "W-Wait, you're woman?"

"Yes, some changes have happened." she said as she walked closer to Luke. 'Why do I feel happy?'

"So, uh, I'm going to go..." Said Luke as he tried to leave, feeling uneasy about the looks the stormtroopers were giving him. But he found more in front of the door with him completely surrounded. He began to panic a bit as the stormtroopers began to look at him like a piece of delicious meat.

"Why the rush?"

"Well, I have to get back to the farm." said Luke nervously.

"Oh I'm sure it'll be fine." another waved off.

"My aunt will be worried if I'm not back soon?" Said Luke as he tried to get out the door. But all he got was several of the woman pulling him back to the large crowd.

"I'm sure she'll understand." said another.

"Just sit back and relax."

Luke gulped and weakly said. "I have to get power converters from tosche station?"

Just then the intercom went off and a troopers voice said. "Attention all stormtroopers, Vader's ship is approaching."

Hearing that made Luke and the rest of the soldiers panic.

"What do we do? Vader will kill him if he finds him!" Shouted one of the troopers.

"We hide him!" shouted one of them.

"Where?" The head stormtrooper asked.

Several of them thought it over.

"I could just get on my ship and go." said Luke, trying to get out of this situation.

"No." chorused the soldiers.

"Why?" He asked.

"Vader's coming!" whispered one of the troopers entering the room.

The stormtroopers grabbed Luke and threw him threw a door before closing it right as Vader entered the room.

"Stormtroopers, I was told there was an intruder here. Have you dealt with them?"

"Yes lord Vader, we have." said one of the stormtroopers.

"Where is the one who would dare sneak into the Death Star? I will interrogate them myself."

The storm troopers panicked before saying, "Uh, he died?"

"How so and where?"

"He got to his ship but before he could enter we shot him and threw his body into the trash compactor." said the stormtrooper.

"Good, I want no rebel spies lurking on this station. If you see anymore, kill them on site."

"Right." said the stormtrooper as Vader left the room.

All of them let out a sigh of relief. One of the troopers went to the closer they threw Luke into before gasping and shouting. "He's gone!"

"WHAT!" They rushed over to see the ventilation shaft had been opened and Luke was gone.

"Find him now!" ordered the lead stormtrooper.

The stormtroopers stormed out of the room in order to find Luke before Vader did. Each one looked everywhere for the farm boy.

Meanwhile, Luke was crawling through the vents with no idea where he was going. 'As long as it's out of here and to my ship, I'll do this all day.'

Just then the metal underneath him groaned and he fell through it. "AHHHH!" He groaned as he picked himself up, then gasped and swore when he saw where he was. It was the showers with the water running and several nude troopers who realized he landed in the middle of them.

"Hey, wanna join us?" Said one as her eyes glazed over.

"You look like a good wash would be nice." another licked her lips.

"Lose some of that armor, this is a shower after all." said another as she began to tug on his armor.

"T-That's alright! I'm fine!" he spoke standing up and running past them, while at the same time slipping on the wet floor. Unfortunately, when he slid he hit his head against the wall, dazing him.

"Aw, are you alright?" asked one pulling his head back to her chest.

Luke simply nodded yes.

"Good~"

Before he could react the still dazed Luke was dragged away by the naked stormtroopers.

The other grinned before they started taking his clothes off.

Luke weakly protester, but was still dazed from hitting his head.

"Uh, girls?" spoke up one of them noticing Luke's state.

"Yeah?"

"Maybe we should scrap the idea of having fun, he doesn't look too good."

"But what if he gets better?" Another asks, pulling Luke to her chest.

"Even still, we can't take the chance of Vader spotting him, then we'll be forced to kill him without hesitation."

The other stormtroopers sighed, knowing she was right before one asked. "So what do we do, we don't want to lose him but we don't want him to die."

"Simple. We make sure that he doesn't have a concussion, get him dressed up, take him to his ship, and have a chip implanted in his body."

"Ok, how do you propose we get him to his ship?" One asked.

"Simple. We make sure Vader isn't near the hangar and look for a ship we don't use."

"Ok, and how are we going to put a chip in him?"

"We have the medical droid do it."

"Ok, someone get the droid, I'll keep him here and someone else find a ship." said the leader.

A few of them nodded before heading off to get dressed before going out.

The leader took Luke and said to him. "Don't worry, we'll get you home, but this won't be the last you see of us."

He just let out a groan in response.