Crazy trouble with love
Female Zancrow and Natsu
Series: Fairy Tail
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It was a regular day in fairy tail, the sky was clear, the guild was fighting, the usual. But walking towards the guild was a figure who gritted their teeth with anger in their steps.
"How dare he!" Muttered the figure as they got closer to the guild. Their right hand lit up with black flames as they reeled it back. They punched the guild doors, sending them flying into the guild, stopping all fighting. "Where is he!"
Everyone looked at the cloaked figure before Ezra asked. "Who are you and who are you talking about?"
"I want that pink haired bastard to come out of here, RIGHT NOW!"
One Mage threw Natsu from the crowd where he landed face first in front of the intruder. "Ow!" he growled raising his face up and looking at the intruder with wide eyes. "You!"
"Yes it's me and it's all your fault!"
"Natsu? Who is this person?" asked Lucy.
"This is Zancrow, a flame God slayer who I fought on tenrou island."
"Damn right!" grinned the person who was a woman who had long and spiky blond hair that reached down to her lower back. With a psychotic grin on his face as it shows her teeth. Her red pupils consisted of several concentric circles, which further enhances her crazed appearance. She wore a yellow and dark blue skirt-like armor with a red waist ribbon that exposes the right side of her chest, with her black bra in plain view, as well as his right shoulder, where her guild mark tattoo was located.
The guilds eyes narrowed when they saw the grimoire heart guild mark. Each one got ready for a fight with Zancrow grinning sadistically and making black flames in her hands.
"So, you all want a piece of me? Then I'll burn this whole place down!" she laughed.
"Zancrow, you said something was my fault, but I haven't done anything to you!" Natsu shouted.
"Oh really? You mean beating me and leaving me for dead against Zeref doesn't ring any bells!" she growled with a scowl. "I was nearly killed when that bastard showed up!"
"You would have done the same! I had to make sure my friends were safe."
"Well you just had to beat me like that, didn't ya? And now we're both fucked!"
"How are we fucked? All I did was beat you." said Natsu confused at Zancrow's statement.
"Because of that, now we're married." she growled.
The guild became so quiet you could hear a pin drop before everyone shouted. "What?!"
Zancrow sighed and walked over before sitting at the counter. "As much as I hate to admit it, it's true."
"How?!" Natsu said, unable to comprehend he was now married.
"It's my family tradition. Anyone who beats a single person in my family, means they're married. Course it only works with the opposite genders."
Natsu groaned and said. "Is there any way around it?"
"Well I could burn you alive." she grinned with a hand lit up in flames.
"You already tried that and I bested you." he said smugly.
"If you try any trouble, we will stop you." spoke Erza behind her with a sword to the woman's neck.
Zancrow gulped, knowing her odds of beating everyone were slim at best. But that didn't stop her prideful attitude from popping up as she grinned and smirked at Erza while her flames lit up. "Oh really? Bring it red!"
"Of course blondie." said Erza as she equipped into her purgatory armor.
Both stood face to face with the other mages growing nervous at seeing the KI coming from both of them. They were stopped with a chop to the neck by Makarov.
"That's enough." he spoke with a stern expression as both woman dropped to the floor.
"So what do you intend to do now?" Asked Natsu in hopes of distracting her.
"Murdering the midget." she growled glaring at Makarov.
"If you are going to be here, you can't try to murder anyone and you can't leave the guild since you are an outlaw. Freed!" He yelled.
Said male nodded before putting his hand on the ground as a circle of runes appeared around Zancrow.
"What the hell are you...?!" Said Zancrow before she was shocked by the runes. "AHHH! YOU FUCKER!"
"Hey, it's the only way to make sure you don't kill anyone, people can get in, but they can't get out, so we can feed you and nothing can go wrong." said Makarov.
She growled before pulling her flaming fist back and slammed it against the barrier. She only managed to shock herself. "DAMMIT!"
Natsu got close to the barrier and said. "Guess your stuck now! Ha ha ha!" Laughing humorously at her hair that was now standing on end due to being shocked.
"Say that again and I'll rip your head right off!"
"I'd like to see you try while you're in that circle!" Said Natsu, unaware of Gray who was sneaking up behind him.
Said male silently snickered before holding his arms out and pushed Natsu into the circle.
Natsu waved his arms as he stumbled into the circle before falling flat on his face.
Gray laughed while Natsu slowly looked up to see Zancrow grinning while cracking her knuckles.
"Payback time bitch." she said as she jumped at Natsu.
"AH!" he cried out as he tried rolling away and avoided her fist while trying to crawl away, only to hit the barrier. "Freed! Let me out!"
"Nasty, freed just went on quest, he'll be back in a week." said Mirajane as he watched Natsu run around the small circle, trying to avoid being hit by his wife.
"WHAT! BUT HE WAS JUST HERE!" he screamed out ducking from a kick.
"I caught him on his way out; now he's gone." said Makarov as Zancrow finally caught nastu.
She growled and put him in a headlock with one hand aflame. "Now to satisfy my grudge and end this damn marriage!" Suddenly her magic went out and runes appeared that said 'No one can use magic to harm any living creature, nor can they kill anyone'. "Oh come on!"
"Yes! Thank you Freed!" Said Natsu who was still caught in a headlock.
"Then I guess I'll just bash your skull against it. No one said I can't use my bare hands." she grinned. She slammed his head against the barrier only to get shocked as well,
"Way to go Gray." frowned Erza glaring at the ice mage.
"Hey, he was asking for it!" Said Gray.
"Help!" cried Natsu who tried banging on the barrier only to get shocked.
"Calm down Natsu, it could be worse." said Mirajane who slid him a beer.
"Oh yeah? How?" he asked while taking the mug.
"You could be dead." grumbled Zancrow as she stole Natsu's beer.
She started chugging it with Natsu sweat dropping.
"You could've asked for one." he said as she finished her drink.
"Ya know what? I don't need to ask for nothin!" she spoke with a slur.
"Uh, you ok Zancrow?" Asked Natsu as Zancrow dropped the beer mug.
"I'm just peachy!" she laughed with a flushed expression.
"Are you drunk?" Natsu asked fearfully, remembering when Lucy and the other girls got drunk.
"Am not!" she slurred wobbling a little. "I told ya! I'm Pea-chy!"
"Well, if she's peachy, she can have another." said Erza with an evil grin as she passed another beer through the barrier.
"Wait Erza!" cried Natsu in panic.
But It was too late, Zancrow had already gotten her hands on the beer. She eagerly chugged it and started wobbling even more.
"Oh come on!" Shouted Natsu as she started to stumble over to him.
"Hey! Get over here." she slurred with a frown.
"Huh?" Natsu said as zancrow started to stumble closer.
"Get over here you cute pink haired bastard." she growled grabbing him by the vest.
"Cute? Less than a minute ago you wanted to kill me!" He shouted as Zancrow snuggled into his chest.
"I was maaaad!" she whined in a softer tone. "Now let's really make this marriage official stud~"
"W-w-what?! We're still in the guild and why were you mad!?" Natsu shouted as he started to panick.
"I didn't like losing! I was taught to be tough and crush everyone else!" she frowned while taking his vest off and licking her lips. "Nice abs."
Natsu blushed and said. "Well, you learn from defeat, so do you think you can let me go?"
"Hell no! We still need to consummate this thing." she slurred while reaching for his shorts.
"W-wait, we're still in the guild, shouldn't we wait?" Asked Natsu , hoping for a miracle.
"A true man doesn't worry what others think!" declared Elfman.
"Elfman, stop encouraging her!" Shouted Ezra. 'If I knew she'd get like this I wouldn't have given them beer!'
"Well, do something since this is your fault!" Natsu shouted as Zancrow tried to sloppily take off his vest. He tried pushing her back with one foot while getting shocked by the barrier.
Zancrow managed to grab Natsu' leg and pull him towards her before enveloping him in a tight hug to keep him from getting away. "Gotcha now!"
Natsu gulped nervously as zancrow rubbed her head against his chest like a cat while whispering all the things she was going to do to him. "Guys! A little help!?"
"One second Natsu!" Said Levy as she began to write a new rule on the barrier.
"And then we'll rock this whole place." growld Zancrow to Natsu, something Levy picked up due to the close proximity.
"There, done!" Said Levy as a new rule appeared.
Zancrow and Natsu were instantly shocked and Zancrow let go of him just as a new rule appeared 'No sexual intercourse while in barrier.'.
"Oh thank god." sighed Natsu.
"W-what the hell?!" Shouted Zancrow, upset her time with Natsu was interrupted. "You gotta be fucking kidding me!"
"It was so you didn't rape Natsu." said Levy who hid behind Gajeel.
"Just get Freed!" cried out Natsu. "And someone get something to sober her up!"
Mirajane quickly filled up 2 large glasses filled with a clear liquid while Nab went to see if Freed had left the city yet.
Zancrow herself growled, but then grinned. "Well, as long as I don't do anything sexual, I won't get shocked." she said as she and Natsu picked up their glasses.
"Wait, what are you planning?" asked Natsu with dread while looking at the glass.
"Nothing~" said Zancrow as she took a deep gulp of from her glass as Natsu cautiously took a sip.
'Maybe I can knock her out. I beat her before, I could do it again.' Nasty continued to drink from his glass, not noticing the taste as he thought of how he was going to survive until his glass was empty. 'Maybe I can punch her against the barrier and make a hole in the floor to escape.'
He began to feel dizzy and wondered. 'What was in that drink?'
Zancrow noticed and grinned while licking her lips. "S...s….so my Natsu, how did you like your vodka?" Asked Zancrow as she stumbled over towards Natsu.
"Huh? W-What?" he spoke while stumbling himself.
"I...I…. I noticed the white head accidentally filled up our glasses with the wrong drink." she slurred as she hugged Natsu.
"Mirajane, what did you put in the glasses?" Lucy asked turning to the model.
"I thought I put in water." she stammered, not noticing Ezra who was grinning.
Zancrow stumbled over towards the drunk Natsu and said. "Hug me you stupid dragon."
Natsu saw his vision getting dizzy and just nodded before opening his arms for her.
Zancrow practically jumped into his arms as she hugged him tightly.
Natsu groaned and hugged her as tight back. He rubbed her back while they were hugging and said. "I'm sorry you were forced into this, but I'm glad I have a wife as beautiful as you."
"You better say that, because I would have really been pissed if you beat me using tricks." she slurred nuzzling against his chest.
"I wouldn't dream of it." slurred Natsu as he collapsed on the floor. Zancrow didn't take long before passing out right on his chest.
The guild sighed in relief that their antics were finally done for now, while some laughed at what might happen when the two fire mages woke up.