Suzaku looked rather normal if you ignored the three pairs of wings at his back that were five feet long. "Calm down man, you also had troubles with your wings and landings." A lean man with icy blue eyes, short white hair that was spiked and had blue streaks, landed by his side, sporting a forked tail of a white tiger. "Shut your trap Byakko!" He had pale skin, but each cheek were slashed by two deep blue stripes and one more ran down his forehead, having three lines across it, and bushy sideburns. "But I'm correct, right Genbu?" Sitting on a chair in the back of the room was the turtle god, he was a tall bald man with dark skin and obsidian eyes, his tail was a snake head. "Yeah, he flew worse than a turkey." Both Byakko and Genbu began laughing. "Come on guys, don't tease the poor chick." This comment, that came from above, made the duo laugh even harder. "I'm going to kill you Seiryū!" A guy landed in the center of the room, having shoulder length hair and beard that had several hues of green, slightly tan skin, silver horns that resembled the ones of a deer and a long scaly tail, his emerald eyes displaying boundless mirth. "You can't kill me, we're gods." Then he turned to the Hyuuga women. "And can you tell me your names, sweeties?" Both Kurama and Hyō had their claws on his throat. "Fuck off/Back away!" None of the gods moved, as they were already used to his perverted actions. "Imbecile." That was the collective remark of three men. Hitomi had gotten an eerie feeling of déjà vu involving a white-haired Sannin and a blond man. "Well, well, now that we're all here, can you tell me why did you bring three humans and a dog? And who are those two, as I sense lots of youki from them." Hyō began talking. "Well the humans are from the village of Konoha, and they had followed us, while the couple was in our way, and they joined us by free will." Byakko saw the looks he gave to the older female. "Hahahaaa! I can't believe that the Dark King Hyō finally found someone to tame him!" Hitomi was taken aback by his outburst. "What do you mean?" The tiger snickered. "He NEVER stays close to a female, unless she is a relative or Sukina. But for him to accept you, I wonder what you did to him." He had a thoughtful expression as well as Hitomi. "Well, I almost made him fall from a cliff..." Kiba let his jaw drop when he heard her. "Wait, rewind a little. What did you say? A cliff? Seriously?!" Hinata decided to interfere before it got out of control. "I think that it can be discussed another time, as I want to know what they mean with youki." Suzaku cleared his throat. "Well, youki is our version of chakra, yet different, as regular chakra has its nature determined by the lifestyle or diet from its holder, and some people can be born without it. But youki is present on every living being that is born as a youkai, that is what humans named demons. And Bijuu are part of this category, so I can only assume that you are a vessel." Genbu was giving Hinata and Kurama a pointed look. "So, which ones do you host?" Kurama saw no way around other than admit. "I am the Kyuubi, while she is the next Juubi." Seiryū clapped like a little child in a festival. "Good, good! You were the hardest to pinpoint, because we already found out the location of seven Bijuu, with the exception of the Hachibi."

Kami had snatched two souls from Shinigami, intent on giving them a torture worse than getting digested by the death bringer. "Heeeeeeyyyyyy~ Iiiiiinnnaaaaaarrriiiiii~!" The fox god had chills going down his spine as he tried to figure what the crazy deity wanted. 'What did her twisted mind create this time?' She had an utterly sadistic smirk, one that could freeze all the Makai and create a blizzard. "I have a lil' favor to ask you." He recoiled, trying to keep a safe distance. "W-what?" She had grabbed one of his tails. "An illusion, give me your best~" He held the urge to call for his wife. "Which kind?" She began walking, dragging him behind her. "Let's go somewhere more private first." After seven long hours, Kami had told Inari all her ideas and thoroughly scarred him for all the eternity.

There was a small off detail in the room, a small dragon was concealed on the ceiling, moving carefully to its assigned position in order to not let his charges fall. Hinata sensed the being and discretely moved away from its target, tugging Kurama along. Hyō heard the faint sound of claws scraping wood and took Hitomi from the danger zone. Sukina and Kiba smelled the dragon immediately, keeping a safe distance from the trap. Hanabi just followed her mother, not understanding well what was going on. But Shishihige was to distracted to notice the actions of everyone else. Four voices screamed all of a sudden: "WELCOME BACK NII-SAN!" and a set of four girls landed on the poor lion. He twitched a bit, his voice muffled against the floor. "... Kegawa... Kaminoke... Mabayui... Hikute... Can you get off? My back is almost breaking." If you are wondering, the answer is yes, the girls are his sisters. They were quadruplets, but their brown hair darkened in the order shown above, and her eyes and skin tone were exactly the same as their older brother. They had plastered the boy to the ground, almost turning him on a mere smear on the floor. But when they got off his back, the darned dragon had to land right over his spine. "Gaahhhh!" It was a clear blue dragon with the front arms as wings and normal hind legs, looking like a bat, it was a male and was giving off a growl that resembled a laugh. "Curse you Koumori!" Then a crow youkai busted through the porch, his clothes were burned and ripped and his arms had deep bite marks. "Come to the nests, the two Kiken'na are thrashing the other dragons!"

After she had set the stage for the pink whore and the chicken-butt asshole, Kami went to find the Succubus Queen, Lilith. She was in the red light section of Rakuen, only wearing a bra and panties and was watching a very detailed and graphic movie. "Yo Lilith, I have an order of sexual nightmare, the worst kind you have~" The succubus pried her eyes from the porn video. "Who is the target?" She held out the picture of a well known retarded blonde goofball. "This brat." The scantily dressed woman had a question. "What was his crime?" Kami made everything in a thousand miles radius freeze down. "He committed the blasphemy of liking flat chests, even when he had a woman with the nicest rack I've even seen served to him in a silver platter." Lilith snatched the paper from her hands, taking on every feature, then she crumpled it as her aura flared with a burning rage. "Oh? So I'll enjoy weaving his dream~" (cue deadly smirk) Kami watched helplessly as the frame blackened and turned in ashes. 'Oy, ya're burning the fricckin' photo!'

The four leaders took off to the place where the dragons made their nests as the group followed them, but when they got there, it was pure chaos because two dragons were stirring up hell among its kin as they attacked anyone that got on their sights. Both were rather small compared to the elder ones, standing at seven feet tall, yet they could hurl them like ragdolls, but they took care to not damage the actual nests and eggs. The larger one opened its maw and roared. *Gaooooooohhhhhhhh!* Suzaku began rubbing his temples. "Shit, it seems that they want a master." Hanabi got curious at his statement. "How can you tell?" Byakko sighed, scratching the back of his head. "Well, usually when a dragon senses its future owner, it will create a ruckus so he or she comes to tame them." Then Genbu added his two cents. "But these two are the strongest ones we have, so they can make great damage." Seiryū just paid attention to the eyes of the two beasts. 'They keep glancing at those two.' Then the two troublemakers just stopped moving and fell from the sky as a random youkai wiped some grime from his face. "Thanks Kami that the tranquilizers took effect." After the caretakers took the duo to special cages, the gods dismissed their guests so they could freshen up.

Sukina had dragged the three women to the bathhouse, as they didn't know their way. "Come on girls, it's real good~" But the outsiders were startled when they saw the reptilians that had a skin that resembled magma and scales looked like volcanic stone. "Don't worry about the Danbō-ki, they're herbivorous, even though they have that appearance. And they're the ones warming the water." As if to back up what Sukina had said, one of the lizards breathed a cloud of steam. It made them get relieved, knowing that the animals were harmless, but then a pure white salamander slipped in the water. "What is that one?" "Oh, it's a Yasuragi, they are the ones that keep the order here. Only her presence is already enough to soothe nerves." Then they heard a succession of loud painful sounds coming from outside the walls. *crash* *smash* *thud* Then someone royally pissed off. "Don't you dare!" Followed by wails. "Forgive us!" When Hinata recognized the first voice, she turned redder than the magma generated by the Danbō-ki. The dog girl sighed and covered her eyes. "The ones that are begging are the damn Garou gang." "Who are they?" Sukina balled her fists and growled. "A bunch of three perverts that tries to get a glimpse of nude women. Sometimes it's the women who beat them up within one inch of their lives, but there are times when a guy mauls them by trying to peep on his mate." Hitomi piped in. "But I'm single, and Hanabi is still a bit young for these things." The brunette crossed her arms. "I'm single too, so it leaves only one option. Care to tell us how you baited him Hinata-san~?" The poor girl fainted, and she would end drowning if Hikari hadn't surfaced. "Maannn~! I haven't gotten out in quite a long time- Ah, it's you two..."

Byakko=white tiger; Genbu=black turtle; Seiryū=azure dragon; Makai=hell; Kegawa=fur; Kaminoke=hair; Mabayui=cute; Hikute=admirer; Rakuen=Paradise; Koumori=bat.

Kiken'na=dangerous: a variety of dragon that is extremely fierce, they can belong to any species, as they are more like stubborn ones that don't want or can't be tamed; Danbō-ki=heater: they have the size of iguanas, and their bodies can reach temperatures above 99.5 ºF or 37.5 ºC; Yasuragi=peace: they are dragons that have soft skin like an amphibian, needing to stay close to a water source, otherwise they would die, and to avoid being preyed upon, this animal releases a pheromone that chases away aggressive tendencies and only calls forth serene feelings.

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Elizabeth=Yup, but I could take an opinion from you. And it's the third time that I say this: you can make two damn requests that I'll write them! This is your last chance though. (¬_¬) About all your questions, just wait for the next update.

Hinatalicious=Just wait, he's going to suffer in the hands of Lilith~

Hikari to Seimei=Yeah, but they can only sense that someone has youkai blood, not the kind of youkai.

xXYour DoomXx=I know, hehe. That's the "feminine power"! XD

And for all you guys... HELL YEAH! Suckura should just die in the anime and manga, by the hands of Hinata if possible.

Possible new story:

Two shadows stared at the mortal world, both were women, but one seemed to be more alert than the other. Do you know in which era we are? This is Konoha in the 21st century. One of the shadows nodded. Today is a rainy day, as the lightning bolts streaked the skies, a pair of frail womanly legs dash through the empty streets, save for the thugs that are tailing their newfound victim, a frantic heartbeat and loud steps the are the only sounds in the silence. A flash lit up her features for a fleeting moment, dark hair and pale skin, and showed her chasers. Who were they? Akatsuki, the most brutal gang in the city, and the police never found evidence of their crimes or their hideout. But everybody knew what they did; rapes, robbery, break ins, murders, death threats, about anything that the cops couldn't figure were pinned on them. But another danger lurked in the alleys, a long forgotten one. The smaller one got interested. What? Kyuubi. The demon that the people only heard of in legends, but I assure you, he's very alive, and you can be sure of one thing, he HATES intruders in his turf. A massive form shook the dirt that covered its crimson fur as golden slitted eyes opened. A deafening roar marked the start of the hunt, but was muffled by the thunderclaps. A fox paw, that was larger than a regular one's, stomped on a puddle, blurring the reflection of a humanoid creature with nine tails, sharp fangs and claws.