Cha. 6

Enrik stared at Yue for a moment. "We're not getting married!"

"Sorry for disturbing you two…" Tayuya was just about to step out of the door.

"WAIT! Save me! Please!"

Yue glared at Tayuya. "Don't you dare!"

"I'll do anything!" Enrik called out.

"Deal." Tayuya walked forward, pulling her kunai out.

"Oo…The little girl wants to beat me up!"

In the middle of Konoha…*BOOM*

"Tayuya! Go get…Uh…Something to calm Yue down!"

"Like what?"

"Something she can stab holes in! Preferably something alive!"

"On it!"

"Yue…Can we talk about this? Please?"

"NO!"

Meanwhile, Jiraiya was taking a walk in Konoha. With a sigh, he looked up at the sky. For once, he was not thinking about his "respectable" novels and anything of the kind. Instead, he was thinking of a certain blonde haired boy. Tomorrow, he would leave on a training trip with him. One thing he's certain, the gaki will become stronger. Jiraiya took in a deep breath, then slowly blew the air out. Trying to release the guilt he felt. The silence of the night, however, was quickly pierced by that of a loud bang.

"Better go investigate."

"Yue! Let's talk about this!"

"YOU DON'T WANT ME!" Tears were starting to stream down her face. Despite her tears, Yue's breathing was mostly calm. The only sign of this being distressing for her was the slight trembling in her arms. She ran forward suddenly, completely out of accord from her breathing. This was obviously a trick to catch Enrik off guard, but he was prepared. Yue thrust her dagger towards his chest. Enrik quickly grabbed her wrist and pulled her towards him, catching her off balance. Yue used Enrik's pull and transferred her weight forward. Her hand reached the ground before Enrik could slash her, her head bowing down just as the blade grazed her hair. She pushed off of her hand as Enrik let go of her wrist to avoid getting his arm snapped. Her right leg swung in a wide arc towards Enrik's neck. Enrik raised his right arm in defense but the kick never came. Instead, the leg reached over his neck and hooked his head, pulling him down. Enrik pushed her leg and slipped his head out of the hook, then jumped back. Yue stood back up and started an array of stab and slashes. Enrik weaved through the attacks as best as he could, receiving a small nick on his cheek. Enrik raised his arm up and took aim with his gun. As his hand pulled the trigger, Yue closed in and slapped away his gun. "I'm hurt! You aimed a gun at me!"

"Well what else am I supposed to do? You're obviously not holding back!"

"You can't possibly beat me, and you know it! You left your primary weapon back where we came from!"

"So?"

"And I brought mine!" Yue touched the "gem" on her suit and a bright light soon shone from her hand.

"Sometimes…I really regret showing you C-4s, claymores, grenades, and a f*ck lot of other explosives…"

"Yep! I love you!"

"Hey gakis! Whatcha doin' huh?" A man with white hair was sitting on the windowsill.

"Hey old man! Wanna play?" Yue was beaming like a little child.

"F*CK! HER OTHER PERSONALITY IS GONE!" Enrik pulled out the gun's magazine and replaced it.

"Honey! Wanna play?" Yue's smile turned innocent and pure. "Can I stab you?" Then her smile changed.

"NO!"

Tayuya burst through the door of the hokage office, startling a certain pig and it's owner.

"COME QUICK! ENRIK'S GONNA TURN INTO A BEEHIVE!"

Enrik was panting heavily while Jiraiya remained on the windowsill. He yawned then turned to speak to Enrik. "You've got skill gaki, but you gotta stop holding back."

"You expect me to try to kill her?"

"Yeah." Jiraiya replied. Enrik glanced at Yue again. The room they were in was barely intact. Thanks to Enrik's persuasion, Yue refrained from using explosives.

"Honey~! Stop getting distracted!"

"You're a f*ckin' sadist!" Enrik held his right arm. Several knife cuts were slowly healing all over his body. Enrik glanced at his right wrist, several words appeared; 12% energy remaining, nano bot shut down imminent. Yue ran forward again, slashing in a wild yet accurate way. "Tayuya…Please come soon…"

"Over here!" Tayuya led a team of shinobi to the room Enrik was at. When she arrived there, she couldn't help but gasp. "WHAT THE F*CKING HELL OF A SH*TTING CRAP HAPPENED TO YOU?!" The shinobis had a similar reaction, though less verbal. Tayuya appeared by Enrik's side in the blink of an eye. Helping him support himself. Tayuya hugged him tightly and glared at Yue. Yue was still holding her same giddy smile. "You b*tch!"

"This is gonna be a long night…" The shinobis shook their head. One by one, they started charging in.

On the first crack of dawn, a demolished building would be what everyone in Konoha saw. Not only that, but the blood splattered across the floor. However, that would not be which attracted the most attention. You may argue that the pile of unconscious shinobis attracted the most attention or the two sages still playing poker. But the most promising of them all, was the three lying in the center of the room. The three who were attacking each other previously were now lying in a jumble of limbs. The two girls were breathing peacefully, and so was the boy. But one thing that we can be sure of is the hell to come. Little wonder to what would come once all three of them awake. But that would be a story for another time.

The Training Trip Arc will begin next time. Any of you excited yet?