Dear Mortals

by jayan0706

The characters from PJO and Kane Chronicles send us fanfiction authors letters on their opinions about some of the stuff people are writing. Read on if you're not opposed to being threatened or dying of laughter.

60. Chapter 60

Dear Mortals,

I don't like Will, okay? You guys need to stop spreading that rumour around, seriously. Jason told Piper about Solangelo, Piper told Annabeth, Annabeth told Percy, Percy told Frank, and Frank told Hazel,- which is why I'm being pestered by 25 attempts to Iris Message me at 5:00am in the morning! You would think Hazel would wait until a better time, like noon or something. Schist.

Sincerely,

Nico

I am a total hypocrite. I ship Solangelo, and I've written a fanfic about them, Doctor's Orders, whose third chapter I will probably post today. Probably.