Crazy trouble with love

Toph, Zuki, and Aang

Series: Avatar the Last Airbender

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-Ember Island-

We find ourselves on the tropical beach with Team Avatar taking the time to relax.

"Hey Twinkle Toes!" Toph yelled while earthbending another Ba Sing Se out of sand. "Get over here."

Aang wasn't listening as he was too busy getting his back massaged by Katara. "Thanks Katara, that feels great."

"Any time Aang." She smiled as a girl with a scar on the left side of her face walked up to Toph.

"Aang's ignoring you too?" Said the girl with a sympathetic/jealous look.

"Yeah, it's getting to the point I'm tempted to send them flying into the sea." frowned Toph.

"Same, but blasting him into a volcano instead of an ocean." She sighed. "...it's all Katara's fault."

"Yeah. Think Aang would get mad if I buried her in the sand and let loose some crabs?" grinned Toph.

"Big time." She grinned. "But let's add some viper eels into the mix."

"I like the way you think."

"Well I am a genius after all." She said with pride.

"Don't get a big head there Zuki." Toph said with a chuckle.

"My heads not that big!"

"But if we do that, we gotta make sure Aang doesn't find out it was us."

"Good call." She said before thinking of something. "Scrap the idea, I have a better one."

"What is it?"

"You earthbend Katara into a hole, and I'll firebend the sand till it becomes a glass dome. With her out of the way, Aang will have to give us attention." Zuki grinned.

"Let's try not to kill her. Just keep her out of the way until Aang wants to get with us, then we let her out."

"Fine." She sighed before glaring at the blind earthbender. "But we share ok? No 'alpha' girls got it?"

"Of course." smiled Toph with a hand out. "Let's shake on it."

Zuki smirked before shaking Toph's hand. "Let's get Aang's attention."

'Oh we'll get his attention, but I'll be walking home the winner.' thought Toph with her fingers crossed behind her back.

'I won't let her win.' Zuki though while also crossing her fingers. 'Aang's mine.'

"So, any ideas?"

"Besides throwing Katara into a pit covered in cactus juice….nothing." Zuki sighed.

"Hmm, cactus juice." muttered Toph tapping her chin.

"Toph? Are you thinking about Aang without pants again?" The exiled fire princess frowned.

"No, just a way to win him. But are you? You sure seemed quick to think up that idea."

"Maybe." She smirked. "Maybe not. Now how about getting Katara into Appa's mouth?"

"You do that, I got my own plan in mind." she grinned before walking away.

"...ok…" Zuki said before walking to the opposite direction.

-Toph's plan #1-

She made her way towards Sokka's bag and started going through it. She found nothing of interest until she found a container of cactus juice. "Perfect."

"What are you doing Toph?" Sokka asked as he walked towards her. "And why the cactus juice?"

"I'm borrowing some."

"Ok. Just leave some for me." He said before walking away while humming a tune….an off key tune that made Toph cringe.

"This'll get him loopie to where he'll do anything." she grinned before heading back to where Aang was.

Only no one was there besides Suki and Katara.

"Oh? Toph can I have some?" Suki asked. "I'm kind of parched."

"Maybe later, where's Aang?"

"Oh you just missed him." Katara said. "He's in town now."

Toph was about to leave when Suki grabbed the cactus juice container and drank it all up.

"Mmm….the worlds so pretty~" she wobbled on her feet with a smile. "Give me a kiss." Suki grinned before kissing Katara on the lips as Sokka came by.

"SUKI!"

"Oh….it's the two timer." She wobbled before walking over to Sokka and punching him. "THATS FOR DATING THE MOON!"

"Ow!" he winced holding his nose.

"And this," Suki pulled his pants down. "Is for caring about me...Sokka~"

Katara covered her eyes and ran off while Toph started hearing the sounds and shuddered before running off.

-Zuki's plan #1-

Zuki grunted as she tried to move Appa towards the beach, and failing. "Gah! Move you flying bison! Move!"

"Gra." Appa cried before his tail landed on her.

"Ow...stupid bison…" She grumbled as apparently her plan failed before it even started. 'Why Aang has a bison and not a dragon is beyond me.'

Said boy was walking past her and made her realize she needed to work fast.

"Wait Aang. Come back!" Zuki called out. "Get this bison off me!"

He turned and ran over. "What happened?"

"Tried to get Appa moving to the beach and his tail landed on me." She frowned. "Enough said...get him off me!"

Aang walked over to the air bison's face. "Hey buddy, can you get your tail off Zuki?"

"Gra." Appa said before moving his tail off Zuki before turning around and licked her.

"...thanks…" 'For nothing!'

"So why were you trying to move him?" asked Aang.

Zuki blushed. "To...well….teach him to swim." 'Please buy it.'

"Well I don't think he's in a rush to that." chuckled Aang.

"Right...want to go swimming?" Zuki asked with a little hope in each word.

"Sure."

Zuki mentally danced in her head at the victory. "Thanks Aang, you're a really nice guy...even if you're a hundred and twelve years old." She chuckled.

He stuck his tongue at her before turning and running to the water. "Last one in's a rotten egg!"

"Hey get back here!" She yelled while chasing him.

-Toph's plan #2-

"Alright, cactus juice didn't work. What else?" She thought as Momo landed on her head.

"Ra?" It said while cleaning its ears.

"You got anything?" she asked the flying lemur.

"Ra…" It said while pointing to a rock at the center of the bay. "Ra ra."

"What? Hit him with a rock? Hmm, kinda old school, but I like it." she grinned.

Said lemur facepalmed before jumping off and started making hand gestures that looked like kissing?

"So you want me to hit him unconscious and kiss him? I love it!" she stood up. "But I'll get a smaller rock, don't wanna go too far."

"Ra…." Momo sighed before flying away just as Aang and Zuki ran towards the water on the other side of the bay.

Toph heard them giggling and growled under her breath.

"Hey Toph." Katara called out as she walked towards the earthbender. "Have you seen Aang?"

"Look." she pointed to the two out near the rock.

"Oh, thanks Toph." She smiled. "Hey Aang! Lunch is ready! I made some sea cucumbers!"

"Coming Katara!"

"Grrr." Zuki growled as flames erupted from her hands as Aang air scootered over to Katara. "Damn it!"

Both of them walked away while Zuki got out of the water with Toph drumming her fingers against her lap.

"Looks like we lost the battle." Zuki growled. "But the war is not over yet!"

'Tonight, I'll make sure Aang is hanging with me.' thought Toph.

'I will have Aang. He's mine!' Zuki thought while coming up with a plan. "Hey Toph, why don't we get Aang alone on a rock? Bounded and unable to fly off."

"Hmm, I'm liking it so far."

"And both of us will also be bounded." Zuki said with a sigh. "So we can ALL have some private time." 'Without Katara.'

"I love it."

Zuki grinned. "Then let's do it."

-Toph and Zuki's combined plan #3-

Both waited till it got to night to get their things together.

"Say Aang?" Zuki asked while eating some sea cucumbers. "I think you should start training at night with me and Toph."

"How come?"

"Because your technique needs work." Toph lied.

"Plus you have been getting a bit rusty with firebending since last month's training." '...stupid period...why!'

"Well, I guess if you think I could do better."

"Yea plus," Toph grinned. "I can teach you how to metalbend."

"And bend lightning." Zuki spoke up while the two girls glared at each other.

"Sure! What time should I show up?"

"Midnight." Both said in unison.

"And don't forget your robes." Zuki said before blushing at the image of Aang without his clothes on. '...so….hot...ah…'

"And remember, it's gonna be an EXTRA hard lesson, so make sure you don't pass out." grinned Toph with a small bottle in her pocket.

"And don't bring Katara." The fire princess frowned as Toph opened the bottle and poured it into Aang's untouched cup.

"Well yeah, she can't earthbend or firebend." he replied like it was obvious, which it was.

"...true." Zuki sighed while internally growling at the waterbender. 'Once this is done, Aang will be mine! Not that peasant, mine!'

'Just wait twinkle toes, you'll be hanging around my waist.' thought Toph with a grin.

"Toph, Zuki." Katara called out. "If you're not going to eat, just give some to Appa or Sokka."

"Yes Katara." both spoke with frowns.

'Stupid peasant.'

'Damn Suger Queen.'

Later on we find Aang and the two girls out on the beach.

"I think that cactus juice was a little too strong." Whispered Zuki as Aang started running around like a person with a sugar rush. "I thought there was less than enough to do that."

"Blind remember." Toph frowned as Aang stopped and fell, face first, into the sand. "And it worked didn't it?"

"Yeah, I guess bounding him isn't needed after all."

"True." She sighed before earthbending the sand and created a ball of sand which bounded Aang tight. "But I think this is easier."

Aang blinked and looked at the ball and back to them with a smile. "Hey guys! What game are we playing?"

"Oh," Zuki grinned before walking towards him. "It's called kiss the avatar's lips."

"And I'm first." grinned Toph before bending the sand under Zuki to where her head stuck out.

"Hey!" Zuki yelled before shooting out a stream of fire from her mouth that started turning the sand around her into glass. She strained to break it as Toph walked over to the trapped Aang.

"What are you doing Toph?" Aang asked as Toph got even closer with Zuki finally breaking free from the sand. "Why is there a giant hipposeal coming right at us?"

"Oh ignore it." smirked Toph seeing Zuki get miffed at the remark as she grabbed Aang's face and pressed their lips together.

"Y-You…." Zuki growled before using her firebending as like a mini rocket, using her arms and feet, and tackled Toph. "YOU BITCH!"

"AH!" cried Toph in surprise as they rolled on the sand. "Too bad! I got the jump on you and got his kiss first!"

"Maybe I should," she started to charge up a fire punch. "End you right now."

"Wrong!" Toph slammed her hand into the ground as a sand hand came up and pulled Zuki off her.

"GAH!" Zuki cried out before blasting the arm into glass. "Come at me, bitch, Aang's mine!"

"Ooh, hipposeal fight." wobbled Aang still in the ball of sand.

Both stopped monetarily and looked at Aang in annoyance.

"We are not fat!" Zuki growled.

"Nor are we hipposeals." Toph frowned. "That's Katara's job."

"Good one." Zuki chuckled slightly. That's when she realized Aang was open and rushed towards him. "MINE!" She cried out before making it to the sand ball and kissed Aang's lips. 'Finally, Aang's all mine~'

"Hey!" Toph ran over and started tugging on her ankles to pull him away. "Stop kissing Aang!"

"I will not!" Yelled Zuki. "He's mine! And you won't have my prince!"

"He's not your prince, he's my boyfriend!" growled Toph kicking the sand to bend the sand upward and pushed Zuki up in the air while she smirked.

Zuki growled before firebending the sand into glass and breaking it with her fist before realizing something about glass. It shatters in every direction...including right at Toph's face and Aang's forehead. 'Crap!'

Toph noticed something coming at her via the change in wind and ducked back while feeling the shard move over her and sighed as it hit the sand.

"Ow!" Aang cried as a shard hit his head, causing not only a flow of blood to pour out from a cut on his forehead but also returned him to reality. "That hurts...Toph? Zuki? What's going on?"

"Uh, training?" spoke Toph.

"Then why am I in a sand ball?" Aang said with a raised eyebrow. "And why is there….lipstick on me?"

"Uh…..Zuki made you kiss her!" spoke up Toph.

"No I didn't! You kissed him first!" Zuki said while blushing. "And also…." She walked up to Toph and glared. "Aang's my prince not yours, you earthbending bitch."

Aang blushed while Toph got in Zuki's face with a glare.

"Care to repeat that hothead brat?"

Zuki grabbed Toph by the legs. "I said you're a earthbending bitch." She then started to drag her to the water. "And he's my prince!"

"Hey! Knock it off!" spoke Aang blowing the ball away as he ran over and blocked her path. "Why are you two fighting?"

"Ask us this." Zuki glared. "Have you been spending more time with Katara then with us?"

"And do you have the hots for her?" spoke up Toph.

"Quiet!" Zuki growled. "And if you do, I'm going to burn her hair."

"And earthbend her into a cliff."

"Guys! She's our friend." spoke Aang in fear at their attitudes.

"SO ARE WE!" Both yelled as surprisingly both started to tear up a bit. Maybe because of that they did or perhaps being ignored for a long while made them this way?

"I'm more tougher than her." spoke Toph.

"And better at fighting than that peasant." Zuki frowned. "I'm better looking too."

"Yeah, I'm sure Aang just loves seeing another nutty fire princess going after him." spoke Toph with sarcasm.

"At least I don't act like a spoiled brat!" Zuki growled while increasing the grip on Toph's legs.

Both looked ready to throw down again before Aang sent a small air wave over them to get their attention.

Both noticed Aang's now serious face and got a nervous look on their faces.

"If you two are gonna fight like this, then how can we be considered friends?"

"...you have a point Aang." Zuki sighed while loosening the grip on Toph's feet. "And the reason why we were fighting was because….we…." 'Just say it damn it!'

"We like you twinkle toes. And if you agree to date us, we'll stop fighting." spoke Toph.

"Yes." Zuki blushed before frowning. "But stop fawning over Katara. That whole, 'coming Katara' crap is why we were pissed off in the first place."

"But-"

"I could put you back in the ball." spoke up Toph with a smile.

"And turn it into glass." Zuki grinned. "And send you out to sea."

Aang paled and gulped in fear.

"What's it going to be Aang~" both asked with a devious grin.

"Alright alright, but you have to stop fighting and not get upset just because I talk to Katara."

"Fine." Zuki sighed. "But if we catch you doing anything else with Katara," she then lit up her hand. "We will have a 'serious talk' with her."

"Alright alright!"

Both grinned before hugging him.

-next day-

"Hey Sokka?" Katara asked her brother as he was kissed by a blushing Suki. "Have you seen Aang, Toph or Zuki?"

"No." he shook his head while holding Suki close to his side.

"Hey Sugar Queen!" Toph called out as they came walking by, while hugging Aang tight. "Looking for us?"

"Sorry, we were caught up in other stuff." smirked Zuki.

Katara looked at them in shock. "W-What? How?"

"It's called matchmaking." smirked both of them before kissing Aang on both cheeks.