Dear Mortals,

Why is it that so many people write crossovers? I'm not saying they're bad, but I already have to deal with gods and monsters. Why should I deal with the Capitol and Voldemort, too?

(Also, I don't really like Avenger crossovers because they make Leo joke about how I could join them and become Aquaman Junior)

Sincerely,

Percy

This chapter is dedicated to my former teacher that is awesomely awesome. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!