Well, you readers asked several times for this, so I'll write the afterlife torture of both Sasuke and Sakura, and the Naruto's nightmare. Onwards with the show!
Sasuke woke up with a grumpy mood and saw a lump by his side on the bed. 'Didn't I just die? Maybe it was a drunken nightmare.' The person got up as well and he got the urge to vomit. The one with whom he slept was Sakura, and her appearance was absolutely disgusting (I'll leave that to your imagination). He dashed to the bathroom and emptied his stomach, this time he noticed the band on his finger and inspectioned it and saw Sakura Uchiha in the inside. 'No way in hell! I married that thing?!' Suddenly his body wasn't under his control anymore as he moved to dress himself up and go down to the kitchen. The sight down there made him want to commit suicide, a dozen of kids of varying ages and bright pink hair stared at him, then simply jumped him and dogpiled him to the ground. To make things worse he saw their academic reports that showed that his progeny only managed the position of dead last. When his body went out he thought that he would get some peace, but instead of that he saw himself going to a certain apartment, entering it and engaging in unmentionable actions with his old teammate, detail: he was the passive one. "Hey honey, I asked baa-chan if you could make a gender altering operation so you could birth my children and she said that it was possible! Isn't that amazing dear?!" If Sasuke could move then he would have plunged a kunai on his brain.
Sakura saw that she had a wedding ring on her hand and got happy, thinking that she married the Uchiha, but that wasn't the case as Naruto kissed her. Fun fact: he tasted like years old ramen, and that's disgusting, but she couldn't move away. She was forced to make an unholy amount of ramen that was served to her husband and their ten kids, all them ate worse than pigs and made a huge mess. The children were like devils powered by Redbull and energy bars, giving her the mother of all the migraines, not to mention that their favorite pastime was to prank their mother. You can guess the situation now, but she was also forced to watch as her husband cheated on her with every inhabitant of Konoha, without distinction about gender or age, utterly humiliating her.
Naruto dreamed that he had been able to conquer Hinata back and was about to do the nasty with her, he even accepted to let her to be the dom and get the most complicated kind of bondage that included a ball gag, leaving him in a completely vulnerable position on his back with his legs spread apart. He saw her pick up the lube then morph in the pervy sage, giggling maliciously. "Can you last long without screaming?" He had already seen him naked, as they were guys, but his thing was at full mast and larger than the usual, as thick and long as his arm. Jiraiya poured a generous amount of the cream on his shaft and plunged on his virgin ass without mercy, taking muffled screams and wails from the blond, that was crying in shame and pain. He pulled out after releasing five times, making Naruto sigh in relief, thinking that the torture was over. That couldn't be the farthest of the reality as the sage shoved an even larger dildo up his hole and turned the vibration on, getting out of the room afterwards. He came back with an equally bare Kakashi that somehow got a double piece that was fully erected, who proceeded to butt rape the blonde with the dildo still in while the other man took off the gag and raped his mouth and throat. Both kept releasing inside the boy and using him as their sex toy for an untold amount of time, definitely scarring Naruto for life.
Whew, wrote that in a few minutes, I hope that you don't get mortified nor denounce me to the admins. Short as hell, I know. But give me a time, are the authors obligated to cough chapters like cats cough fur balls? Ah, I was about to forget it, next chapter Bee will meet Kisame.
For god damned sake, is that hard to type a review? I have no idea if you liked or not if you just stare at the screen.