Crazy trouble with love
Barb and Button Mash
Series: My Little Pony
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It was a cold winter day in Canterlot, a young stallion was walking through the streets. He was a brown earth pony of average build, he was busy looking for a new home and job now that he flunked out of college. But so far he was having bad luck while shivering.
"Hayseed Turnip Truck has a job and home here...I sure hope I can find one." He mumbled to himself before running into a familiar face. "Oh, sorry about." He spoke.
"Button Mash?"
"Wait, that voice...Twilight senpai?" he asked looking at the figure.
"Yes, it's been a while. How're you doing?" Twilight was wearing a big coat and earmuffs. Of course she had big pants to help keep warm in such cold weather.
"Fine. But I can't find a job or new house."
"Aww...there's a free bedroom at my place and I think I know a place in Restaurant Row looking for help." she smiled while Button hid his blush behind his scarf. "Come-on, the 3 of us will have fun!" She then took Button's hand and they went to her home.
'3 of us? Does she have a...please not a boyfriend!' he pleaded in his head.
Later...
"Barbara! I'm home! And I brought someone to take the vacancy!" Twilight called out as they took their shoes off.
'Barbara? Yes! I get to live with 2 girls. Next time I see Snips and Snails, they're getting the L.' he thought as a purple dragoness walked out. She wore a cute pink shirt with a floral pattern in the bottom left corner and she wore a miniskirt since it was warm in the house.
"Oh, hello." she greeted walking over. "Who are you?"
"Barb, say hello to a former schoolmate of mine. A male former schoolmate."
"M-male." She stopped walking over.
"Is something wrong?" he asked in concern.
"Oh, dammit, I forgot...Barb hates stallions." She then walked over to Barb. "Don't worry, he's a nice guy." Then she turned her head to Button. "Why don't you introduce yourself?"
"Sure, hello, I'm Button Mash."
Barb just clung to Twilight in fear.
"You can find the guest room down the hall. I'll talk with Barb." Then they walked upstairs. "If you get hungry, there's some leftovers in the microwave."
Button now felt it was awkward even without anyone else here. "Way to make a first impression." He sighed.
After dinner and cleaning his plate, he then headed upstairs and heard moaning. 'What the?' He walked through the halls to see a door wide open. 'Please don't tell me my crush is a lesbian, please don't tell me a crush is a lesbian.' He then saw Twilight and Barb, touching each other's breasts and pussies while making out. 'Dammit, Twilight's a lesbian!"
They then turned to notice him, Barb screamed.
"Ooh, hey there Button Mash, feel like joining in?" She invited.
'Okay...she's bisexual...I'll take it!' Button Mash smirked before taking off his clothes.
Barb scrambled off the bed and ducked underneath it.
"Keep taking your clothes off, I got this." Then she peaked under the bed and beckoned Barb with her fingers. "It's okay, come out, Button Mash won't hurt you."
Barb shook her head no.
"Don't worry, I'm here, I won't let him hurt you because of how much I love you." she promised with a smile.
Barb crawled out of bed as Button Mash was fully nude and fully erect. Seeing the erect cock made her gulp and close to running back under the bed. But she kept cool as Twilight led her back on the bed.
"Now then..." Twilight then held on tight to Barb. "...Would you be so kind as to give poor lonely Barb here, the touch of a stallion?"
"You betcha."
Barb shook her head no.
"Barb, I assure you, your 1st time with a guy might hurt, but the pain will go away like that." Twilight told Barb, then pecked her cheek. "Trust me."
Before Barb could respond, she could feel Button's horse cock slide in her dragon pussy.
"Oh, and make sure to cum outside." spoke Twilight before Barb let out a surprised gasp and squeezed her arm.
"Sure thing." Button's dick then pierced Barb's inner barrier.
"AHHH!" she cried out with tears in her eyes.
"Oh fuck...sorry..."
"You...bastard..." She said through gritted teeth.
Then Twilight pulled Barb's head in for another kiss. "I told you so."
"But...I didn't expect it to hurt...that much." she winced while shaking.
"Just wait a while, 'kay Button?" spoke Twilight while rubbing Barb's chest.
Button did as Twilight told him.
"Okay Barb, are you ready? Tell me the truth."
"Uh...m-maybe..."
"Are you suuuure?" She asked while fondling her chest.
"Eek! Okay, fine...j-just get it over with..."
"Good girl." smiled Twilight. "Button, go right ahead, but take it slow."
"You got it senpai." he nodded before slowly pulling back.
Barb moaned as Button's dick slid in and out of her. It was thanks to Twilight that was staying relaxed and not panicking.
'She's moaning, but I don't think she's enjoying it...what are you making me do to her senpai?'
"Keep going Button." instructed Twilight.
Button went faster, receiving some louder moans from Barb. "How's it feel?"
"I might break at any moment!" she cried out.
"Hold out for a little longer Barb, I'm almost done!" Button said to her.
"Cum outside please!" Barb shouted.
"I'll try!" he grunted. Button then grabbed Barb's breasts and started thrusting faster! He soon felt his dick about to twitch and pulled out, he was about to rub it out, but Twilight used her magic to do it for him!
"You just focus on letting out every drop."
'Being jacked off by senpai! I'm so happy!' Button thought before his cum shot all over Barb's body.
She gasped feeling the hot seed fall over her chest and legs.
"Oh my, that's certainly a lot." commented Twilight.
Barb and some of the bed was coated in Button's sperm.
"Twilight..."
"Okay, I'll clean you with my tongue, Button Mash, you can go off to bed now."
He nodded with a pant before getting off and heading to bed while hearing Barb moan from Twilight's tongue.
Months later...
It was a nice spring morning.
"Morning Barb." Button greeted.
Barb just turned with an angry pout.
'It's still like that huh?' Button sighed.
"Something on your mind Button Mash?"
"Senpai, it's been months and she still hates me."
"Well, I think I know how we can bond." Twilight suggested. "It's my birthday today, so before coming home from work, pick up a big cake." Twilight told him while handing Button Mash some bits.
"Yes senpai." Buttons then left for his job at the Tasty Treat, it was a restaurant that helped the other restaurants put some flavor and bigger portions in thier food and look unique as well. Hell, even the pony version of Gordon Ramsay loved what they did to Restaurant Row. Button got a simple job at the Tasty Treat as the custodian.
He slid his proper clothes on and grabbed the mop. 'Oh boy, after a fun party, me & Barb will finally be friends, and hopefully I can get her out of that phobia of guys.' He thought. Sadly, as soon as he got home...
"What? Twilight-senpai moved out?" Buttons gasped.
"Yes." replied Barb in a calm tone.
"B-but why?"
*Flashback.*
"I'm sorry Barb, but I have to keep my parents' promise to go back home and get married." She replied.
"You can't do that! I don't wanna be all alone!"
"You silly dragon...Button's here. Now be a good girl okay?" Twilight then hugged Barb.
"B-But Twilight!"
Twilight then put a finger on Barb's lips. "I'm sorry Barb...goodbye." Then Twilight left thier home. "I'll send someone for my things."
*Flashback end.*
Barb then looked down at the floor, miserable before running to her room.
"Barb wait!" He put the cake down on the dining table and ran after her. Barb locked the door shut. "Barb! Lemme in!" All he got for 30 consecutive minutes was silence before giving up and retreating to his room.
'Just great.' He thought while lying in his bed. "Who was I ever kidding? She hates me, and she'll stay hating me...I better move out as well, don't want us to end up killing each other." He said to himself, but that's when a knocking came to his door.
"Button Mash...can I come in?" called Barb.
Buttons walked to the door. 'Please don't have a knife, please don't have a knife.' he thought to himself. He then opened the door to see the saddest dragon ever as tears streamed down her face. "H-hey Barb...what's up?"
"Can I sleep here tonight?" Barb sniffled.
"W-What?"
Barb's sadness really showed with her trembling legs. "It doesn't have to be on your bed...I can just sleep on the f-floor you know?"
Button opened the door all the way. "No no, come right in."
Barb had trouble coming in, as she stumbled into Button's room. She almost fell face 1st if it weren't for Buttons catching her. "Thanks..."
"You poor sad woman...is there anything...anything at all that I could get you?"
"Button Mash?"
"Yes?"
"You won't leave too right?"
'Barbara...' He thought. "Never crossed my mind." He lied. 'I can't leave her now! Not like this!'
She sniffled before hugging him.
Button Mash then lifted Barb up and carried her to the bed.
He gently set her down on the bed and wiped her tears away.
Button then climbed in bed with her. They then threw the blanket to the side as they suddenly began taking each other's clothes off while making out. 'Who knew this would be happening?' Button thought to himself as he felt her vagina and breasts with his bare hands. 'It's been months...'
They were fully naked, putting lots of passion into thier kiss and feeling each other up.
Button pulled Barb closer.
"Never let go of me!"
"Barbara Babe, we are fucking till the sun comes up!" Button then got her in the missionary position, and did not hesitate to drive his cock into her vagina!
"AHH!" she cried out.
Button held Barb's hips. Barb held Button's shoulders. "Ah! You're as tight as last time!"
"Harder Button! Make me yours!" moaned Barb.
Button Mash dug his fingers into Barb's hips while slamming into her with all of his passion! "It's tighter than ever!"
"Because it's you Button!" she moaned out while hugging him closer.
Barb and Button resumed kissing like crazy. Pressing ever so tighter.
'I'm gonna cum!' Without warning, Button shot his seed inside Barb this time. She held on to him with her arms and legs.
"AHHHH!"
A kid and parent heard it as they were walking by their house. The parent then covered the kid's ears.
Inside both panted from their orgasms.
"Wanna go again?" Barb panted.
"As many times as you want you beautiful dragon!" Button panted.
They continued thier passionate love making, never letting go.
9 months later we see Button Mash checking the mail.
"Huh, so this is senpai's new husband and new baby." Button commented before hearing soft giggling. Button checked his surroundings. "Hello? Hello? Meh."
What Button Mash failed to notice, was Twilight, her husband and their baby hiding as they watch him go back into the house.
"Should we tell him?"
"Nah Flash, let's wait until they read the letter."
As Button went into his home, he was greeted by Barb's glistening smile. "Hey Barb."
"What did we get in the mail today darling?"
'So kawaii I could die!' "The usual bills...'Thank Celestia you work at Canterlot Castle.'...And a letter from Twilight with a picture of her family."
"Ooh! Let's read it now."
Button opened it up and unfolded it for both to look at it.
Then we pan outside.
"THEY'RE MOVING NEXT DOOR?!" They shouted in shock while Twilight and Flash Sentry fist bumped.